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For my Xmas viewing pleasure

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Santa Claus: What would you like for Christmas?
Little girl on his lap: My own credit card.
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Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid!
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
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You see, before he came down here, it never snowed. And afterwards, it did. If he weren't up there now... I don't think it would be snowing. Sometimes you can still catch me dancing in it.
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I love smiling. Smiling's my favorite!
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People who added this item 3066 Average listal rating (1982 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2

You do with Mogwai what your society... has done with all of nature's gifts. You do not understand.... You are not ready.
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He's only a kid, Harry. We can take him.
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The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?
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If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.
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And what did Santa bring you, Honey?
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I'm sorry but I have had it! I have never heard of such a Christmas! Sex...and drugs...an-an-and women being set on fire!
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I get it. You're here to show me my past, and I'm supposed to get all dully-eyed and mushy. Well, forget it, pal, you got the wrong guy!
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Happy Birthday!
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Every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville - did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
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Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nit-wit.
Just because my nose glows, seems I don't fit in.
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My favorite things to watch that revolve around Xmas. Listed in alphabetical order.

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