Favourite Movie Characters

The Joker (of course!)

Little Rock


Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?


Columbus


Columbus: You see? You just can't trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me.

Olive




Woodchuck Todd

Duckie


Duckie: Well, that's very nice. I'm glad. Well here's... here's the point, Andie. I'm not particularly concerned with whether or not you like me, because I live to like you and... and I can't like you anymore. So... so when you're feeling real low and... and dirty, and your heart is splattered all over hell, don't look to me to pump you back up 'cause... 'cause... 'cause maybe for the first time in your life I WON'T BE THERE!

George


Sally Howe: I have fears but I thought they were pretty run-of-the-mill: pain, death.
George Zinavoy: Not me. I fear life.

Sally Howe: Are you okay?
George Zinavoy: I'm allergic to hormones.
Sally Howe: What hormones?
George Zinavoy: My own.

Malachy and Luke



Luke: So come on man paint me the picture here what's she like, is she dirty? I bet she's dirty, is she dirty?
Malachy: Man I can't do that, no kiss and tell.
Luke: Come on man I tell you everything. I told you the time Kelly Shiels stuck the finger up my arse.
Malachy: Yes and I did not wish to know that.

Malachy: I freaking hate you sometimes.
Luke: Yeah? Well get in the queue sunshine; I hate me all the time.

Alfred Borden



Alfred Borden: We both had half of a full life, which was somehow enough for us. But not for them.

Hayley (in a 'love to hate you' kind of way)

Lisbeth Salander



Lisbeth Salander: [tattooing Bjurman] I've never done this before. Hold still, or it'll get messy.

Agnes

Noah


Young Allie: Stay with you? What for? Look at us, we're already fightin'
Young Noah: Well that's what we do, we fight... You tell me when I am being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are a pain in the ass. Which you are, 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, then you're back doing the next pain-in-the-ass thing.
Young Allie: So what?
Young Noah: So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. Will you do something for me, please? Just picture your life for me? 30 years from now, 40 years from now? What's it look like? If it's with him, go. Go! I lost you once, I think I can do it again. If I thought that's what you really wanted. But don't you take the easy way out.
Young Allie: What easy way? There is no easy way, no matter what I do, somebody gets hurt.
Young Noah: Would you stop thinking about what everyone wants? Stop thinking about what I want, what he wants, what your parents want. What do YOU want? What do you WANT?

Alan

Moritz



Moritz : "Sagen Sie, bei dem Kleopatra-Bad...Baden Sie da eigentlich auch mit?"
Welness-Angestellte : "Natürlich! Ich und ein paar nuttige Zimmermädchen, die sich ein paar Euro nebenher verdienen wollen, von solch Perverslingen wie Ihnen, die einen erstklassigen Welnessbereich nicht von einem billigen Puff unterscheiden können!"
Moritz : "Schon gut, man wird doch wohl mal fragen dürfen!"

Spike

McLovin/Fogell

Pippin




Aragorn

Patrick



Patrick: Some asshole paid me to take out this really great girl.
Kat Stratford: Is that right?
Patrick: Yeah, but I screwed up. I, um, I fell for her.

Kat Stratford: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.

Bender

Juno



Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Dwayne



Dwayne: You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest.

Colin Shea


Colin: How do you know what you want? You don't know who you are.

Colin: What about Jerry Perry? He's a puppeteer, so he's single.

Mona


Mona: You like what you see, stud?
Guy at bar: Not really sure what I'm looking at, metal-face. Let me guess, is it a Hannibal Lecter thing?
Mona: Yeah, it is.
[bites his arm]

Keith


Keith: I had it all figured out, so I cut out a little early? Who cares? It's probably a good thing. Life sucks, anyway. Then I met you, and it got weird. And you were so amazing. And I...
Natalie: What? What?
Keith: I just wanted a little more time. So all in all, I'd say you're the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Goodbye, partner.

Neil Baczynsky

Rorschach

Patrick


Charlie: I really wanna be a writer but I don't know what I'd write about.
Sam: You can write about us.
Patrick: Call it 'The slut and the falcon' make us solve crimes

Patrick: There's this one guy, queer as a 3 dollar bill. The guy's father doesn't know about his son. So, he comes into the basement one night when hes supposed to be out of town. Catches his son with another boy, so he starts beating him. But not the slap kind, the real kind. So the boyfriend says Stop! You're killing him! But the son just yells Get out! So, eventually, the boyfriend just... did.

Billy

Lucas