Directed by Stanley Kubrick

"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!"

Written by Stanley Kubrick and Diane Johnson
Music by Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind
Cinematography by John Alcott
Editing by Ray Lovejoy

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

Written by Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern and Peter George
Music by Laurie Johnson
Cinematography by Gilbert Taylor
Editing by Anthony Harvey

"Listen, Bill. Nobody killed anybody. Someone died. It happens all the time. Life goes on. It always does, until it doesn't. But you know that, don't you?"

Written by Stanley Kubrick and Frederic Raphael
Music by Jocelyn Pook
Cinematography by Larry Smith
Editing by Nigel Galt

"It isn't fair. I never had anybody but you. Not a real husband. Not even a man. Just a bad joke without a punch line."

Written by Stanley Kubrick and Jim Thompson
Music by Gerald Fried
Cinematography by Lucien Ballard
Editing by Betty Steinberg

"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

Written by Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke
Music by
Cinematography by Geoffrey Unsworth
Editing by Ray Lovejoy

"It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen."

Written by Stanley Kubrick
Music by
Cinematography by John Alcott
Editing by Bill Butler

"There are few things more fundamentally encouraging and stimulating than seeing someone else die."

Written by Stanley Kubrick, Calder Willingham and Jim Thompson
Music by Gerald Fried
Cinematography by Georg Krause
Editing by Eva Kroll

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

Written by Stanley Kubrick, Michael Herr and Gustav Hasford
Music by Vivian Kubrick
Cinematography by Douglas Milsome
Editing by Martin Hunter

"It's a mistake to confuse pity with love."

Written by Stanley Kubrick and Howard Sackler
Music by Gerald Fried
Cinematography by Stanley Kubrick
Editing by Stanley Kubrick

"Sometimes, as I look at these maps, I wonder if my own grave isn't being planned. Here... or here... or here."

Written by Howard Sackler
Music by Gerald Fried
Cinematography by Stanley Kubrick
Editing by Stanley Kubrick