British Comedy: The Inbetweeners

Years: 2008-2010
Broadcaster: E4
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris
Stars: Simon Bird, James Buckley
Episodes: 18
Episode Average: 8.667

BEST EPISODES:
A Night Out in London (2009), Thorpe Park (2008)

SERIES ONE

(2008)
6 episodes
Series Score: 54
Episode Average: 9.00
Perfect 10's: 3

S1E1

THE FIRST DAY

Originally broadcast: 1 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will's posh ways make him the target of ridicule when he moves to a new school, Simon gets a little excited when his crush notices his aftershave, and Jay's failure to buy a round of beers leads to a whole new approach.

"Can we please stop talking about my mother's vagina?!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E2

BUNK OFF

Originally broadcast: 1 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will can't apologise enough when he hits a disabled woman in the face with a Frisbee, Neil's dad catches the boys playing truant in his house, and Simon gets carried away when he expresses his feelings for Carli.

"What's he gonna knock up? A closet for you to hide in? You bumder!"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E3

THORPE PARK

Originally broadcast: 8 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Simon's chosen as the best candidate to get a driving licence, Jay's lack of patience takes its toll on a rather embarrassing first car, and Will's forced to face the ultimate shame after kicking up a stink at Thorpe Park.

"Fuck me! Do you get a free Barbie when you buy one of these?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E4

WILL GETS A GIRLFRIEND

Originally broadcast: 15 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will can't believe his luck when he pulls the most fancied girl in school, Neil works out a way to impress girls for a charity version of Blind Date, and Jay doesn't take kindly to being teased about his cool new friend.

"Fuck knows. Her and her mates must be having a snog a twat competition."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S1E5

CARAVAN CLUB

Originally broadcast: 22 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

The boys decide to go to Camber Sands to check out Jay's claims about Caravan Club, Simon scares himself when he tries to prove that his car will do a ton, and Will panics when faced with an offer of guaranteed sex.

"You definitely take after your mum in the cock-size department. She ain't got one either!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E6

THE XMAS PROM

Originally broadcast: 29 May 2008
Directed by: Gordon Anderson
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will gets appointed Chairman of the Christmas Prom Committee, Neil decides to set his sights on a much-fancied biology teacher, and Simon tries to use the occasion as an opportunity for a big romantic gesture.

"As Neil was about to discover, the problem with drinking for Dutch courage is the next level of drunk up from that is Dutch dickhead."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

SERIES TWO

(2009)
6 episodes
Series Score: 53
Episode Average: 8.83
Perfect 10's: 3

S2E1

THE FIELD TRIP

Originally broadcast: 2 April 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will isn't happy when Simon decides to make a move on the new girl, Neil gets teased about his friendship with a dodgy geography teacher, and Jay goes in search of a sexy housewife with a taste for schoolboys.

"Aye aye. Permission to come aboard, Captain Cockwash."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E2

WORK EXPERIENCE

Originally broadcast: 9 April 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will does himself no favours when a mix-up sees him sent to work as a mechanic, Simon finds out that a younger boy wants to beat him up, and the boys feel a little out of place when they turn up at an under-18s disco.

"Good shot to get you in the cock!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E3

WILL'S BIRTHDAY

Originally broadcast: 16 April 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will discovers that his birthday dinner party clashes with a sexy soirée, Simon has to look after a very popular French exchange student, and Jay tries to give himself a dead arm for the ultimate hands on experience.

"Forget it. You can lead a horse to water but you can't stop it sticking Lego up its bum."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E4

A NIGHT OUT IN LONDON

Originally broadcast: 23 April 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will thinks it's time for the saddos to reinvent themselves as clubbers, Neil damages himself when he gets caught short in the car, and Simon has to think on his feet when he's turned away for wearing trainers.

"Neil, no matter what your old man says, you can't walk around London with your knob hanging out."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S2E5

DUKE OF EDINBURGH

Originally broadcast: 30 April 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Mr. Gilbert chooses a virgin to coordinate the Duke of Edinburgh Awards Scheme, Will arranges for the boys to volunteer in an old people's home, and Jay plays a cruel prank when he nicks some hair-removal cream.

"No, love them, love the fannies. It's just an old lady's fanny. Not that she isn't a person. It's just her fanny is... hers and is... private. Why am I talking about old ladies' fannies?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E6

END OF TERM

Originally broadcast: 7 May 2009
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Simon prepares for his exams by revising for a subject he isn't doing, Jay takes advice from his dad when he finds himself in unfamiliar territory, and Will's aggressive revision backfires spectacularly in the exam room.

"I thought it was a fart, sir. I thought it was safe."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

SERIES THREE

(2010)
6 episodes
Series Score: 49
Episode Average: 8.17
Perfect 10's: 2

S3E1

FASHION SHOW

Originally broadcast: 13 September 2010
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Jay feels left out when Simon's asked to model in a charity fashion show, Neil volunteers his services in the hope of seeing the models naked, and Will's forced to collect at the door despite his feelings about the event.

"Oh, well done, you've mastered walking like a knob and looking like a dick at the same time."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E2

THE GIG AND THE GIRLFRIEND

Originally broadcast: 20 September 2010
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Simon tries to impress a music lover by promising he'll get drugs for a gig, Jay searches desperately for a dealer after being ripped off by Donovan, and Will finds himself pressured into challenging his beliefs.

"Drugs on eggs on toast? Are you not worried it might lead to harder stuff? Beans on toast, maybe a sausage?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E3

WILL'S DILEMMA

Originally broadcast: 27 September 2010
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Neil struggles to think of ten friends to invite to his 18th birthday party, Will isn't best pleased when Tara pairs him up with a giant of a girl, and Simon finds himself having to explain an offensive bumper sticker.

"A few years ago, I'd seen King Kong at the cinema. Now I was on a date with her."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E4

THE TRIP TO WARWICK

Originally broadcast: 4 October 2010
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Tara tells Simon that she's ready to move things to the next level, the boys manage to spoil a romantic weekend by inviting themselves along, and things get a little out of hand after a series of drunken dares.

"Unlike Simon, I could see nipples. Unfortunately, yhey were hairy and attached to a dickhead who would not shut up."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S3E5

HOME ALONE

Originally broadcast: 11 October 2010
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Will needs some company when his mum goes away with an old friend, Jay tries everything to get rid of his dog so he can enjoy some alone time, and Mr. Gilbert appoints someone to investigate a spate of vandalism.

"Ok, I assumed it was a given, but I'll make it clear now, just in case - no-one is to shit in my back garden."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E6

CAMPING

Originally broadcast: 18 October 2010
Directed by: Damon Beasley, Iain Morris
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Simon's parents drop a bombshell when a change at work means moving to Swansea, Neil announces that he's about to become a father, and Will suggests a camping trip as one last group adventure for the boys.

"We're camping by a lake near a wood. What are you hoping to pull, a fish or an owl?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

FILM

(2011)

FILM

THE INBETWEENERS MOVIE

Released: 17 August 2011
Directed by: Ben Palmer
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Carli leaves Simon heartbroken when she calls time on their relationship, Jay suggests getting away from it all by going on a sex-filled holiday, and a visit to the uncoolest bar in Malia proves to be an unexpected success.

"So my life is still ruined but now my balls ache too. Thanks, Jay."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

FILM

(2014)

FILM

THE INBETWEENERS 2

Released: 6 August 2014
Directed by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris
Written by: Damon Beesley, Iain Morris

Jay invites the boys to join him during his gap year in Australia, Will bumps into a girl he fancied during his time at private school, and Simon accidentally proposes to his psycho girlfriend while trying to dump her.

"I don't know what brand of shower gel Neil uses, but I suspect it might be Pedigree Chum."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

WILL
McKENZIE

Played by Simon Bird
18 Episodes + 2 films (2008-2014)
in... Will's Birthday (2009)

JAY
CARTWRIGHT

Played by James Buckley
18 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... Bunk Off (2008)

NEIL
SUTHERLAND

Played by Blake Harrison
18 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... The Xmas Prom (2008)

SIMON
COOPER

Played by Joe Thomas
18 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... A Night Out in London (2009)

MR.
GILBERT

Played by Greg Davies
13 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... The First Day (2008)

CARLI
D'AMATO

Played by Emily Head
11 Episodes + 1 Film (2008-2011)
in... Bunk Off (2008)

ALAN
COOPER

Played by Martin Trenaman
10 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2012)
in... Camping (2010)

POLLY
McKENZIE

Played by Belinda Stewart-Wilson
10 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... Home Alone (2010)

PAMELA
COOPER

Played by Robin Weaver
9 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... End of Term (2009)

BIG
JOHN

Played by John Seaward
9 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2011)
in... The Xmas Prom (2008)

MARK
DONOVAN

Played by Henry Lloyd-Hughes
9 Episodes + 1 Film (2008-2011)
in... Will Gets a Girlfriend (2008)

TERRY
CARTWRIGHT

Played by David Schaal
5 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... The Gig and the Girlfriend (2010)

KEVIN
SUTHERLAND

Played by Alex Macqueen
5 Episodes + 2 Films (2008-2014)
in... Work Experience (2009)

ANDREW
COOPER

Played by Dominic Applewhite
6 Episodes (2008-2010)
in... Duke of Edinburgh (2009)

CHARLOTTE
HINCHCLIFFE

Played by Emily Atack
6 Episodes (2008-2010)
in... Will Gets a Girlfriend (2008)

MRS.
CARTWRIGHT

Played by Victoria Willing
3 Episodes + 1 Film (2008-2011)
in... Caravan Club (2008)

TARA

Played by Hannah Tointon
3 Episodes (2010)
in... Will's Dilemma (2010)

KATIE
SUTHERLAND

Played by Kacey Barnfield
2 Episodes (2009-2010)
in... Will's Dilemma (2010)

JANE

Played by Lydia Rose Bewley
2 Films (2011-2014)
in... The Inbetweeners Movie
(2011)

LUCY

Played by Tamla Kari
2 Films (2011-2014)
in... The Inbetweeners Movie
(2011)

MR.
McKENZIE

Played by Anthony Head
1 Film (2011)
in... The Inbetweeners Movie
(2011)

ALISON

Played by Laura Haddock
1 Film (2011)
in... The Inbetweeners Movie
(2011)

LISA

Played by Jessica Knappett
1 Film (2011)
in... The Inbetweeners Movie
(2011)

UNCLE
BRYAN

Played by David Field
1 Film (2014)
in... Inbetweeners 2 (2014)

KATIE

Played by Emily Berrington
1 Film (2014)
in... Inbetweeners 2 (2014)