Because I Was Curious, Dammit! Part 5

There are plenty of movies that are said to be so shitty that they are good. Monster Man is one that actually is.

This is a movie that certainly lived up to the hype. It's easily one of the best movies of 2016, if not the best.

The Da Vinci code was pretty good, so I thought I would try this one. The plot is certainly interesting. Oh, yes, there's also Felicity Jones! (Woo hoo!) While not as good as the Da Vinci code, Inferno is quite enjoyable - and it's not just because of Felicity.

But, Felicity sure helps!

Yes, it's a TV show, not a movie, but curiosity drove me to watch it. While it turned out to be decent, I was left with one question: What the fuck did I watch?

I finally watched Hardcore Henry and .......... it was actually a bit disappointing. The main problem is that it is too choppy and shaky. Yes, I realize that it's supposed to be just like a first person shooter video game, but it was a real bitch with my vertigo. Seriously, the highlight of Hardcore Henry is when Slick Dmitri's head gets blown to pieces, Postal style.

Am I the only person who thought of Kenny from South Park whenever Jimmy would show up only to get killed again?

I wanted to see this one in the theatre, but it didn't last long. You see, I live in an area that is very right-wing and with a lot of rednecks. Of course, the right-wing equivalent of "Social Justice Warriors" (why isn't there a name for them?) bitched about how the Birth of a Nation is anti-white. Their bitching, naturally, made me want to see it even more!

Now I've finally seen it. It's a damn good movie. I didn't find it to be anti-white, just anti-slavery. Of course, there are many people in the western world who search for reasons to be offended.

What the hell was I expecting? Maybe I was expecting some unintentional comedy. (Giggity?)
Instead of unintentional comedy, Deadgirl turned out to be just plain fucking boring! Not quite as boring as golf, but boring enough that I couldn't wait for it to end, kind of like football.(The boring Yank "football", as opposed to fùtbol - the original football.)
Anyhow, it's basically about two young guys, one of whom is a sick fuck who uses a female zombie as a sex toy. Well, I guess if there is somebody who would do Kim Kardashian, there would be somebody who would do a zombie. (Giggity!)

Also known as The Himalayan Aghori. I found this interesting Indian film by accident.

The main character is an Aghori, the Aghori being a Hindu sect whose spiritual practices horrify many mainstream Hindus. He is also an anti-hero, or is it anti-villain? Basically, the Aghori character is reminiscent of such dark heroes as the Punisher. This film has not only an interesting plot, but also some cool fight scenes.

Quite interesting! The acting is great and the story is compelling. One thing that makes this film very interesting is that it shows Hitler as being human. Evil yes, but still very human, as opposed to a comic book supervillain.

Maybe I was just feeling shitty when I watched it, but Kickboxer: Vengeance is just plain fucking dull compared to the original. It doesn't even have that unintentional comedy factor that the original had. There are decent fight scenes and Dave Bautista did a good job as Tong Po, but this remake, reboot or whatever it is just seems unnecessary.