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People who added this item 1620 Average listal rating (1032 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.8
Brother Bear (2003)
The baby bear, ends being orphaned and alone, it’s parents killer, a Neanderthal gets reincarnated as a bear.

So.... if he dies....
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People who added this item 84 Average listal rating (50 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.7
Alaska (1996)
The cute adorable polar bear cub, is orphaned and befriends two kids looking for their dad.

All while dealing with a hunter. Who wants to kill the polar bear cub.
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People who added this item 1045 Average listal rating (648 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.5
Dinosaur (2000)
The beginning suggests that there are good times lying ahead for our dinosaurs.

The ending negates that, but also suggests that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.

Things could always be very worse.
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People who added this item 517 Average listal rating (364 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.8
Toy Story 4 (2019)
While not as bleak, as the previous film, the film’s ending is still a rear jerker.
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People who added this item 4017 Average listal rating (2741 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.2
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Probably the darkest of all three films, not to mention the possible high death count, in the near escape from the furnace scene.

Also, there is the message that at point in time, your going to grown up, and give up some of your most treasured possessions.

What impact would the toys feel in that regard?
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People who added this item 52 Average listal rating (38 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.1
Togo (2019)
You saw the animated version, Balto.

Spoiler alert: They both end the same way.
People who added this item 656 Average listal rating (424 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
Eight Below (2006)
Also based on a true story......

Yikes, there is the "scene".
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People who added this item 477 Average listal rating (370 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 6.1
After years later, we get the exact mortal and ethical questions of cloning dinosaurs answered.

Turns out, Ian Malcolm was right all long?
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Spoiler alert, not everyone makes it out alive, in this film.
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People who added this item 1635 Average listal rating (1166 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.8
Don’t get too use, to some of your fan favourite characters.
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While not as grim, as say The Empire Strikes Back, there are moments that do linger longer after the film ends.

Plus, just how pure are intentions of the Jedis anyway?
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People who added this item 4625 Average listal rating (3189 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.2
You believe an ape can fall from great heights, realistically.

Plus, Skull Island.
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For a Star Wars film, it's pretty heavy. And with a high death count too.

Think an intergalactic version of Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and Apocolypse Now.
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People who added this item 2756 Average listal rating (1860 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
Big (1988)
Not to get into finer details, but the film does have greater questions.

The first being, the ramifications of Josh and Susan’s relationship.

It’s best not to think of it.
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People who added this item 304 Average listal rating (218 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.8
Enjoy, the death of Mufasa in glorious live action.
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The film’s title, gives it away. Plus the idea, that lack of parental supervision, being fun seems good on paper.
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People who added this item 1164 Average listal rating (724 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.6
Dennis’s shenanigan are presented for humour, but in real life, can greviously harm people.

Plus, Switchblade Sam.
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People who added this item 1032 Average listal rating (694 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.1
A true story, with a very depressing ending.
People who added this item 887 Average listal rating (571 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.1
This scene.....

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Poor, poor James. For some reason, horrible things happen to kids, in Roald Dahl stories.

This one is one is no exception. First James, is up rooted from an happy childhood, after his parents are killed by a rampaging rhino, then he is placed in care with the meanest aunts ever, then there is the mechanical shark, that tries to kill James, and his new found friends.
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I mean sure, they end up okay. But the journey is incredible and dangerous.
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People who added this item 840 Average listal rating (499 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.1
Based on a true story, more or less....

The ending, is definitely a tear jerker.
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What do the Care Bears do for encore? Help save a kid, possessed by an evil villain named Darkheart.

You heard correctly, possessed.

Darkheart is pretty much light weight, compared to the Evil Talking Book, from part one. But still the Care Bears, have their work, cut out for them.
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People who added this item 181 Average listal rating (121 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
See kids, who sware, drink beer, and smoke cigarettes?
It's a cute film about a cat and dog, who are friends!

Just don't tell the kids, about the possibile behind the scenes of the animals in the film!
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People who added this item 67 Average listal rating (46 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.4
Prancer (1989)
It takes the idea, of hard scrabbled, living on your last dime living pretty seriously given that Jessica and her dad, are almost depression era level broke.

And also, it's best not to think about the film's ending.
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People who added this item 261 Average listal rating (156 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.7
Sure, it's about a cute bear cub, but it's also a cute orphaned bear cub, and one who is in constant danger of but being hunted, by hunters.
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People who added this item 4431 Average listal rating (3025 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.1
More considerably violent, than Batman. Plus The Penguin is freaking terrifying.

And Catwoman.

Some how, MacDonald's Happy Meal Toys came out of this film.
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People who added this item 1081 Average listal rating (653 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.7
A girl is kidnapped, implied possible death, a cute kitten is abandoned (he does find a new owner), and Bill Sykes.....

He is a horrible person, and bad guy.
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People who added this item 3809 Average listal rating (2627 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Hook (1991)
It's not as traumatic as say the Disney version, but still being kidnapped by pirates is not something you would want.
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People who added this item 491 Average listal rating (296 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 6.9
The ending......

I'm not crying, you're crying.
People who added this item 1724 Average listal rating (1061 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
Regardless of the version, you watch it always ends the same way.

Be fore warned.
People who added this item 5189 Average listal rating (3569 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.5
Batman (1989)
Not necessarily a family film, but however kids do love Batman.

It's violent and dark, and then there is The Joker.
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An animated Batman film? Sign me up! It's also pretty violent at times too.

Not Tim Burton Batman violent, but still.
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People who added this item 87 Average listal rating (55 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
The Yearling (1947)
It's a story, about a boy and his pet deer.

You already know, how it ends.
People who added this item 231 Average listal rating (150 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7
My Dog Skip (2000)
It's a sad fact of life, pets die in the end, of old age.

The film never let's you forget that.
People who added this item 1774 Average listal rating (1088 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.1
Marley & Me (2008)
It's a cute family film, about a pet dog!

Until it's not.
People who added this item 803 Average listal rating (601 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 8.5
Don't get attached, to your favourite super hero.

The film takes the word "End Game", very almost literally.
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People who added this item 2602 Average listal rating (1641 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Peter Pan (1953)
There's Captain Hook and his non too subtle threat towards Tiger Lilly, and Tinker Bell, sure she gets killed off, and makes in the end, but still....

And also the very infamous scene/song featuring Indians.
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People who added this item 1182 Average listal rating (724 ratings) 4.9 IMDB Rating 5.7
The first film, was somewhat cute, the sequel however takes the whole cute thing, and then substitutes it for one heck of a dark, depressing film.

Mickey Rooney also make a cameo, as one of the saddest looking clowns in film history.
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People who added this item 1601 Average listal rating (977 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
The cute, adorable fox and hound, are still going to be friends, even after every thing that happens, in this movie.

Are they?

But it's all going to be okay in the end, isn't it? They're going to realize they can ignore their societal roles and love each other despite their differences?

Nope! The only happy ending here is that the former friends don't actually murder each other.
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People who added this item 3183 Average listal rating (1984 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.5
Hey kids, behave and don't tell lies. Because, if you don't, you'll turn into a donkey, your nose will grow longer, and you might get eaten by a whale.

But not necessarily in that order. When you wish upon a star? More like, when you wish upon a nightmare!

"You boys have had your fun," a shadowy figure yells at the new donkeys. "Now pay for it!"
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People who added this item 1171 Average listal rating (719 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.8
Right from the get go, the film is dark and depressing, the main character gets hit by a car and dies (don't worry, he's ok, and comes back ok), Charlie is a bit of a jerk and manipulates the poor girl, to no end, and there is a depiction of hell that is pretty heavy, even for a kids film.

There is also a fair amount of violence, and shooting as well.
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People who added this item 2846 Average listal rating (1896 ratings) 7.7 IMDB Rating 7.7
Coraline (2009)
The alternate world, that Coraline visits and discovers that nearly everyone, and I mean nearly EVERYONE, are puppet/dolls with button eyes, is the stuff that nightmares are made of.

How is this not, a David Lynch film?
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People who added this item 121 Average listal rating (87 ratings) 3.5 IMDB Rating 3.3
Mac and Me (1988)
This classic scene, right here.


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The BBC version, wasn't nearly as dark as the theatrical version, I still like this film, but I have to admit, it could be a bit much at times, from Tilda Swinton's portrayal of the White Witch, to the battle scenes (which thankfully for kids, are too brutal), and Aslen's "death scene".

What? Did you "really" think that he would be killed off for real?

Besides, there still the sequels to go!
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To this very day, the boat ride scene, scares the hell out me, even after the millionth viewing.

Also, demises of the kids, were a bit much to take, even if arguably, they were "asking for it", for not paying attention to the rules. But don't worry, they turn out okay in the end, horribly and mentally scared in the end, but still okay. Kind of sort of.

And also Grandpa Joe, comes off as kind of a jerk.
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People who added this item 7624 Average listal rating (5475 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.6
The chocolate factory, in the film is less of an awesome place to be visiting and more of a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
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People who added this item 191 Average listal rating (107 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.1
A very controversial film, from Disney. Want to see it on DVD/Blu Ray?

Well, that's never going to happen.
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People who added this item 2953 Average listal rating (1848 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7.2
Dumbo (1941)
The scene in which Mrs. Jumbo, attacks the kids for attacking Dumbo, and is imprisoned for her troubles, is one of the most heart breakingly sad moments of all time. Lesson learned? Kids (but not all kids), can be unreasonably cruel.

The pink elephants? Now, that's a different story, all together.

Also, for some the birds in the film, are uncomfortable stereotypes.
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A look at family films, that on second glance, are harsher than they appear, and could give Wes Craven, nightmares.

As suggested by, www.babble.com/kid/child-development/kid-movies-disturbing-films-family/?page=2

Along, with my take on the films, if I have seen it.

I also have a few films, I adding along as well.

Suggestions and contributions, welcomed.

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