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6.8
Brother Bear (2003)
The baby bear, ends being orphaned and alone, it’s parents killer, a Neanderthal gets reincarnated as a bear.
So.... if he dies....
So.... if he dies....
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
84
5.1
5.7
Alaska (1996)
The cute adorable polar bear cub, is orphaned and befriends two kids looking for their dad.
All while dealing with a hunter. Who wants to kill the polar bear cub.
All while dealing with a hunter. Who wants to kill the polar bear cub.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1045
5.9
6.5
Dinosaur (2000)
The beginning suggests that there are good times lying ahead for our dinosaurs.
The ending negates that, but also suggests that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.
Things could always be very worse.
The ending negates that, but also suggests that they shouldn’t get too comfortable.
Things could always be very worse.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
512
6.8
7.8
Toy Story 4 (2019)
While not as bleak, as the previous film, the film’s ending is still a rear jerker.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4012
7.9
8.2
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Probably the darkest of all three films, not to mention the possible high death count, in the near escape from the furnace scene.
Also, there is the message that at point in time, your going to grown up, and give up some of your most treasured possessions.
What impact would the toys feel in that regard?
Also, there is the message that at point in time, your going to grown up, and give up some of your most treasured possessions.
What impact would the toys feel in that regard?
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
52
7.2
8.1
Togo (2019)
You saw the animated version, Balto.
Spoiler alert: They both end the same way.
Spoiler alert: They both end the same way.
655
6.8
7.3
Eight Below (2006)
Also based on a true story......
Yikes, there is the "scene".
Yikes, there is the "scene".
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
475
5.3
6.1
After years later, we get the exact mortal and ethical questions of cloning dinosaurs answered.
Turns out, Ian Malcolm was right all long?
Turns out, Ian Malcolm was right all long?
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
532
5.7
6.6
Spoiler alert, not everyone makes it out alive, in this film.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1634
7
7.8
Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Don’t get too use, to some of your fan favourite characters.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
980
6.3
6.9
While not as grim, as say The Empire Strikes Back, there are moments that do linger longer after the film ends.
Plus, just how pure are intentions of the Jedis anyway?
Plus, just how pure are intentions of the Jedis anyway?
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4622
6.5
7.2
You believe an ape can fall from great heights, realistically.
Plus, Skull Island.
Plus, Skull Island.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1076
7.3
7.8
For a Star Wars film, it's pretty heavy. And with a high death count too.
Think an intergalactic version of Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and Apocolypse Now.
Think an intergalactic version of Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, and Apocolypse Now.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
2756
6.8
7.3
Big (1988)
Not to get into finer details, but the film does have greater questions.
The first being, the ramifications of Josh and Susan’s relationship.
It’s best not to think of it.
The first being, the ramifications of Josh and Susan’s relationship.
It’s best not to think of it.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
299
5.9
6.8
Enjoy, the death of Mufasa in glorious live action.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
607
5.7
6.3
The film’s title, gives it away. Plus the idea, that lack of parental supervision, being fun seems good on paper.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1164
5.2
5.6
Dennis’s shenanigan are presented for humour, but in real life, can greviously harm people.
Plus, Switchblade Sam.
Plus, Switchblade Sam.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1503
6.5
6.7
Poor, poor James. For some reason, horrible things happen to kids, in Roald Dahl stories.
This one is one is no exception. First James, is up rooted from an happy childhood, after his parents are killed by a rampaging rhino, then he is placed in care with the meanest aunts ever, then there is the mechanical shark, that tries to kill James, and his new found friends.
This one is one is no exception. First James, is up rooted from an happy childhood, after his parents are killed by a rampaging rhino, then he is placed in care with the meanest aunts ever, then there is the mechanical shark, that tries to kill James, and his new found friends.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
845
6.5
6.9
I mean sure, they end up okay. But the journey is incredible and dangerous.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
840
6.6
7.1
Based on a true story, more or less....
The ending, is definitely a tear jerker.
The ending, is definitely a tear jerker.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
36
5.6
5.5
What do the Care Bears do for encore? Help save a kid, possessed by an evil villain named Darkheart.
You heard correctly, possessed.
Darkheart is pretty much light weight, compared to the Evil Talking Book, from part one. But still the Care Bears, have their work, cut out for them.
You heard correctly, possessed.
Darkheart is pretty much light weight, compared to the Evil Talking Book, from part one. But still the Care Bears, have their work, cut out for them.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
209
7.1
6.9
It's a cute film about a cat and dog, who are friends!
Just don't tell the kids, about the possibile behind the scenes of the animals in the film!
Just don't tell the kids, about the possibile behind the scenes of the animals in the film!
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
67
6.3
6.4
Prancer (1989)
It takes the idea, of hard scrabbled, living on your last dime living pretty seriously given that Jessica and her dad, are almost depression era level broke.
And also, it's best not to think about the film's ending.
And also, it's best not to think about the film's ending.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
261
7.3
7.7
Sure, it's about a cute bear cub, but it's also a cute orphaned bear cub, and one who is in constant danger of but being hunted, by hunters.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
4430
6.8
7.1
More considerably violent, than Batman. Plus The Penguin is freaking terrifying.
And Catwoman.
Some how, MacDonald's Happy Meal Toys came out of this film.
And Catwoman.
Some how, MacDonald's Happy Meal Toys came out of this film.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1081
6.4
6.7
Oliver & Company (1988)
A girl is kidnapped, implied possible death, a cute kitten is abandoned (he does find a new owner), and Bill Sykes.....
He is a horrible person, and bad guy.
He is a horrible person, and bad guy.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
3807
6.4
6.8
Hook (1991)
It's not as traumatic as say the Disney version, but still being kidnapped by pirates is not something you would want.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1724
6.7
7.2
Regardless of the version, you watch it always ends the same way.
Be fore warned.
Be fore warned.
5188
7.1
7.5
Batman (1989)
Not necessarily a family film, but however kids do love Batman.
It's violent and dark, and then there is The Joker.
It's violent and dark, and then there is The Joker.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
688
7.5
7.8
An animated Batman film? Sign me up! It's also pretty violent at times too.
Not Tim Burton Batman violent, but still.
Not Tim Burton Batman violent, but still.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
87
6.8
7.2
The Yearling (1947)
It's a story, about a boy and his pet deer.
You already know, how it ends.
You already know, how it ends.
231
6.4
7
My Dog Skip (2000)
It's a sad fact of life, pets die in the end, of old age.
The film never let's you forget that.
The film never let's you forget that.
798
7
8.5
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Don't get attached, to your favourite super hero.
The film takes the word "End Game", very almost literally.
The film takes the word "End Game", very almost literally.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
2602
7
7.3
Peter Pan (1953)
There's Captain Hook and his non too subtle threat towards Tiger Lilly, and Tinker Bell, sure she gets killed off, and makes in the end, but still....
And also the very infamous scene/song featuring Indians.
And also the very infamous scene/song featuring Indians.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1182
4.9
5.7
Babe: Pig in the City (1998)
The first film, was somewhat cute, the sequel however takes the whole cute thing, and then substitutes it for one heck of a dark, depressing film.
Mickey Rooney also make a cameo, as one of the saddest looking clowns in film history.
Mickey Rooney also make a cameo, as one of the saddest looking clowns in film history.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1600
7
7.3
The Fox and the Hound (1981)
The cute, adorable fox and hound, are still going to be friends, even after every thing that happens, in this movie.
Are they?
But it's all going to be okay in the end, isn't it? They're going to realize they can ignore their societal roles and love each other despite their differences?
Nope! The only happy ending here is that the former friends don't actually murder each other.
Are they?
But it's all going to be okay in the end, isn't it? They're going to realize they can ignore their societal roles and love each other despite their differences?
Nope! The only happy ending here is that the former friends don't actually murder each other.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
3182
7
7.5
Hey kids, behave and don't tell lies. Because, if you don't, you'll turn into a donkey, your nose will grow longer, and you might get eaten by a whale.
But not necessarily in that order. When you wish upon a star? More like, when you wish upon a nightmare!
"You boys have had your fun," a shadowy figure yells at the new donkeys. "Now pay for it!"
But not necessarily in that order. When you wish upon a star? More like, when you wish upon a nightmare!
"You boys have had your fun," a shadowy figure yells at the new donkeys. "Now pay for it!"
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
1171
6.5
6.8
All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
Right from the get go, the film is dark and depressing, the main character gets hit by a car and dies (don't worry, he's ok, and comes back ok), Charlie is a bit of a jerk and manipulates the poor girl, to no end, and there is a depiction of hell that is pretty heavy, even for a kids film.
There is also a fair amount of violence, and shooting as well.
There is also a fair amount of violence, and shooting as well.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
2845
7.7
7.7
Coraline (2009)
The alternate world, that Coraline visits and discovers that nearly everyone, and I mean nearly EVERYONE, are puppet/dolls with button eyes, is the stuff that nightmares are made of.
How is this not, a David Lynch film?
How is this not, a David Lynch film?
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
The BBC version, wasn't nearly as dark as the theatrical version, I still like this film, but I have to admit, it could be a bit much at times, from Tilda Swinton's portrayal of the White Witch, to the battle scenes (which thankfully for kids, are too brutal), and Aslen's "death scene".
What? Did you "really" think that he would be killed off for real?
Besides, there still the sequels to go!
What? Did you "really" think that he would be killed off for real?
Besides, there still the sequels to go!
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
3050
7.4
7.8
To this very day, the boat ride scene, scares the hell out me, even after the millionth viewing.
Also, demises of the kids, were a bit much to take, even if arguably, they were "asking for it", for not paying attention to the rules. But don't worry, they turn out okay in the end, horribly and mentally scared in the end, but still okay. Kind of sort of.
And also Grandpa Joe, comes off as kind of a jerk.
Also, demises of the kids, were a bit much to take, even if arguably, they were "asking for it", for not paying attention to the rules. But don't worry, they turn out okay in the end, horribly and mentally scared in the end, but still okay. Kind of sort of.
And also Grandpa Joe, comes off as kind of a jerk.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
7618
6.5
6.6
The chocolate factory, in the film is less of an awesome place to be visiting and more of a lawsuit just waiting to happen.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
191
6.8
7.1
Song of the South (1946)
A very controversial film, from Disney. Want to see it on DVD/Blu Ray?
Well, that's never going to happen.
Well, that's never going to happen.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
2953
6.9
7.2
Dumbo (1941)
The scene in which Mrs. Jumbo, attacks the kids for attacking Dumbo, and is imprisoned for her troubles, is one of the most heart breakingly sad moments of all time. Lesson learned? Kids (but not all kids), can be unreasonably cruel.
The pink elephants? Now, that's a different story, all together.
Also, for some the birds in the film, are uncomfortable stereotypes.
The pink elephants? Now, that's a different story, all together.
Also, for some the birds in the film, are uncomfortable stereotypes.
Agent Kermit D. Fonz's rating:
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A look at family films, that on second glance, are harsher than they appear, and could give Wes Craven, nightmares.
As suggested by, www.babble.com/kid/child-development/kid-movies-disturbing-films-family/?page=2
Along, with my take on the films, if I have seen it.
I also have a few films, I adding along as well.
Suggestions and contributions, welcomed.
As suggested by, www.babble.com/kid/child-development/kid-movies-disturbing-films-family/?page=2
Along, with my take on the films, if I have seen it.
I also have a few films, I adding along as well.
Suggestions and contributions, welcomed.
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