Watched in 2014

Favorite line(s):

"Being that I flow in grief,
The smallest twine may lead me."

"I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is
not that strange?"
"As strange as the thing I know not. It were as
possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as
you: but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I
confess nothing, nor I deny nothing."

"Come, bind them. Thou naughty varlet!"

"Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife."

"A philosopher once asked, 'Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?' Pointless, really. 'Do the stars gaze back?' Now that's a question."

"You're not seeing what you don't want to see."

"Score."

"Yeah, I kind of dismembered that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?"

"The sun is coming up in eight minutes. If you live to see it, the world will end."
"Maybe that’s the way it should be. If you gotta kill all my friends to survive, maybe it’s time for a change."

"Have care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason but he is of Asgard, and he is my brother."
"He killed 80 people in two days."
"He's adopted."

"You're the sheriff of American Douche-town."

"Who Shot Lodger Labbit was a huge hit in China."

"I'm sorry, it's bad news: it's a girl. Where's the trash can?"

"How's your thirst for adventure, Captain?"

"Are you giving me attitude, Spock?"
"I am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously. To which are you referring?"

"Every human being we save is one less zombie to fight."

"How is, uh..."
"Vanessa."
"No. Your wife."
"Vanessa."
"Yeah. How's she?"
"She's good."
"Have you had sex yet?"
"We have two children."
"Oh twice! Get you, fuck machine."

"We'll always have the disableds."

"To err is human, so errrr..."

"The guy probably cheated."
"Your mother cheated. That's why you look like a plumber."

"That's what they want from us. Follow the rules, you lose; choose violence, you win."

"We won, that's all that matters."
"No. The way we win matters."

"Like sunlight, sunset, we appear, we disappear. We are so important to some, but we are just passing through."

"Well, it must have been one hell of a night we're about to have."

"Suspect's negro male adult, who also happens to be a stocky, crew cut Caucasian."

"Doesn't it bother you that people call you Shorty?"
"Doesn't it bother you that people call you retard?"

"We must always be on guard for the mischievous lip drift. Even the slightest hint of teeth can be disastrous. You cannot have grief tragically becoming a comedy."

"I go to bed with all my friends."

"Rudeness is merely an expression of fear. People fear they won't get what they want. The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower."

"There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. He was one of them. What more is there to say?"