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Weird Comments Found in Rotten Tomatoes "Topics"
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The Bourne Legacy (2012)
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Topic: The Bourne Legacy.- Yosuf Hill
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Yet another piece of shit that was green lighted from the black tower at 1 Universal Plaza from the butt fuckers.
The director had a field day showing the audience that he had no idea what he was doing.
The only saving grace is that Matt Damon did not put his name to the rectal garbage.
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Bullet to the Head (2013)
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Topic: The most violent film I have ever seen.- Robbie Obrien
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What did you expect from a film called "bullet to the head" you fucking idiot.
Sweet I'm bringing and bunch of pants wetting 5 year olds from broken homes to this.
Can't wait.
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Topic: Will Die Hard ever recover as an actor?- Matthew Preston
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I don't know; is your Mom still available for sexual therapy sessions?
Damn it, I thought you came up with something interesting this time. But I was wrong.
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Topic: If Adam Sandler starred in and directed this movie, it'd still get a higher RT score ROFL- Matthew Preston
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I agree, Matthew. Remember when we watched Happy Gilmore followed by anal sex? Best night ever.
BradWesley123's rating:
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Identity Thief (2013)
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Topic: A "comedy" about identity theft.- Chase Nyland
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don't be a panzy, cupcake
Chase is a troll, guys. All he does is show up on a movie's board before the film comes out and says it looks stupid. Don't feed him. Let him live under his lonely bridge in isolation.
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Topic: This film is extremely funny.- Matthew Preston
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But Matthew, didn't you say that you didn't like this movie? I mean, I could be wrong considering that you did have my cock in your mouth when I asked.
It made me laugh so much I went into a coma and shot 37 people with a semen gun I constructed with paper mache and bubblegum.
Matthew Preston-FUCK YOUR ASS.
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Topic: Can't we get a class action law suit against these bastards?- Lollie Com
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You're a stupid bitch and I hope you learn to shut the fuck up and stop being a stupid bitch, everyone thinks you're insane wanting to sue a movie, they should hang you by your ankles and beat the living fuck out of you with a sack of doorknobs, oh well, we can all dream can't we.
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Topic: Roger Ebert really hits the mark.- Matthew Preston
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Just ignore the troll. He's not nearly as interesting as he used to be.
Robert Ebert's an ass.
BradWesley123's rating:
1960
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Skyfall (2012)
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Topic: SkyFail SUCKS- Nergo Pthycc
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bond is the shit, suck a dick
SkyFuck Yourself.
The OP likes big dicks up his ass.
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Topic: Skyfall haters... unite!- Mike Vass
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faggots...unite!
BradWesley123's rating:
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Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
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Topic: Why the first one sucked poo.- Matthew Preston
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What a fucktard.
oh matthew, so stupid, gay, and retarded
hmm yea.. ok. So, what is with the habitual trollin...why do you need attention from strangers? Do you need to feel important? Whats the vindication for acting like a child?
I'm expecting a bullshit responce but theres always time to kill
oh bright boy, go eat sum poo
"Why the first one sucked poo". Just the name of the thread shows the brain development of the person who wrote it.
Oh Matthew. That's not what you said last night when we watched it. Remember, you asked me to spoon you afterwards?
BradWesley123's rating:
I was on Rotten Tomatoes, taking a look at some some of the scores for the new movies, and I stumbled upon the new "Topic" sections. For anyone who is unaware of these sections, they were created after the site suspended all comments on reviews because of death threats against critics who posted negative early reviews for The Dark Knight Rises. To appease user desires, they created these sections as a place to have civilized discussions about certain films. The comments showed here are not civilized. I'm not posting comments that are unknowledgable to the film, but ones that are just mean spirited and/or ignorant.
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