Odd Spin-Offs, Prequels and Sequels: The Prequel

Aunt May

Type: Spin-Off/Prequel
Plot: For years, Spider-Man fans have been wondering one big question: Who was Aunt May before she met Uncle Ben? Well, the answer is here. Get ready for the new Spider-Man spin-off that will keep you on the egde of your seat, and is definitely not a desperate attempt to retain the Spider-Man rights.

Please Watch This

Type: Spin-Off
Plot: Yeah, uh.... Well, do you remember Felicity Jones in TASM2? Well, what if we gave her a spin-off about like, her life as an assistant in New York or something? Would you watch that. I mean, she's gonna be an Oscar nominee, that's gotta buy us some goodwill, right? PLEASE!!!

Captain Crunch

Type: Spin-Off/Remake/Sequel/Cash-Grab
Plot: Captain Cornelius Crunch has always been a renegade. This time though , it may cost him and his crew their lives. After ignoring safety warning, Crunch takes his ship through a spot frequented by Transylvanian pirates, led by the ruthless and enigmatic Count Chocula. What happens next is a harrowing story of perseverance against suppression.

The Counselor II: Jefe

Type: Sequel
Plot: Essentially its just 2hrs. of Ruben Blades speaking existential nonsense into a phone.

The MUTObook

Type: Spin-Off
Plot: When you saw the nearly Godzilla-less Godzilla this past summer, were you wishing you had seen more of the romance between both the male and female M.U.T.O.? If so, then your wish has been granted. Director Nick Cassavetes uses a similar style to his hit The Notebook to bring us the story of two star-crossed monsters. Driven by lust, doomed by love.

It's a Merciless Life

Type: Sequel
Plot: Sure, you got an SNL skit on it, but wouldn't you want to see a two and a half hour long movie with nothing but Mr. Potter getting the shit kicked out of him. Watch as a CGI inserted Lionel Barrymore gets mercilessly brutalized by everyone in Bedford Falls, even sweet little Zuzu (don't ask where the petals end up).

Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas II: The War on Christmas

Poster is non-believer proof. If you're not a Christian, you can't see it.

Type: Sequel
Plot: Christian White thought he had already saved Christmas. He thought wrong. In the much anticipated follow-up to last year's Oscar winning powerhouse, Kirk Cameron and his family are back to protect Christians from a world of suppression.

When a local group of radical atheists steal the baby Jesus from the town square, Christian White has no choice but to wage war against non-Christians, so that he can save all that is holy. But there's one problem, he doesn't have an army.

Enlisting the help of other like-minded warriors for Christ, Cameron reunites the entire cast of Growing Pains, including the ghost of deceased best friend Boner and digitally inserting Leonardo DiCaprio through CGI. Together, they will save Christianity from it's current hell-scape (and collect 100 atheist scalps), or ascend to Heaven trying.

Botz N the Hood

Type: Spin-Off
Plot: After being fired from N.E.S.T., Skids & Mudflap move to East L.A. and start selling crack. Things go great until a Latino Decepticon group moves in wants a cut.