Funny facial expressions.

Damn, I left the bag of candy in the car! Let me just turn my back on these psycho kids a tad more...


"Why the hell am I taking orders from a chipmunk cheeked 8 year old?"

I wonder who that weird clown guy is? Maybe I could write a poem about him...yeah... I think I'll do that, after Ii read the rest of my Sylvia Plath book...



Thanks for this little Dixie Cup of water, you're really somethin' special, doll...

I should NOT have to work with kids! I am an action star!

Of course I am MAD! Just look at my face! Kooky! Out of it! See!


But as crazy as I might be, you WILL unlock the door, right? RIGHT?! Pretty please?....

What do you MEAN smoking can kill me? What? LUNG CANCER?! You have to be freaking kidding me!



I might be wearing a dumbass bow-tie, but I am one seriously pensive dude, damn it!



Okay...what IS that smell?!

I'll hug her... but I want to kill her!


Why they even took this one I have no clue!

Shut your yap kid.


Great. Now they are all mouth-breathers.

Even with all this make-up on, I KNOW I am hot!



Please let me in, I REALLY have to pee!