Added by Aira on 11 Nov 2009 01:26

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Sleeping or Screaming: the worst movies I've seen

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Decade: Rating: List Type:

919

5.5

6.1

Sphere

Great cast, the story was interesting. Big disappointment. Such an annoying movie

Aira's rating:

1135

5.5

5.9

G.I. Jane (1997)

During this movie I only thought about three letters: W, T and F

Aira's rating:

4903

6.6

7.3

Troy (2004)

How to take great heroes and make them appear ridiculous plastic dummies

Aira's rating:

1262

5.1

5.8

Brüno (2009)

Simply horrible. Spread vulgarity without any sense

Aira's rating:

3472

6.6

7.2

Speed (1994)

Too much action and nothing but annoyance

Aira's rating:

300

5.2

5.5

Virtuosity

Absolutely ridiculous. I kept on watching just because of Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe

Aira's rating:

1748

5.7

6.2

Deep Impact (1998)

Cliches, bleeding hearts and politically correct characters: upsetting. There is, however, a silver lining. Its dull optimism inspired me for my blog "It'll be alright (or so they say)". Because even when we're all going to end like dinosaurs there's always someone that will tell you "don't worry, it'll be alright!"

Aira's rating:

6.7

O'Horten (2007)

I'm not sure I watched the whole movie... Maybe I was sleeping a bit

Aira's rating:

342

5.8

6.2

Proof of Life (2000)

Boring movie, boiled actors

Aira's rating:

3.7

4.1

The Marc Pease Experience (2009)

Too stupid even for a stupid movie

Aira's rating:

718

6.3

6.4

Burlesque (2010)

A container for the most banal cliches served with volgar sex-simulation dancing (...read more)

Aira's rating:

1690

5.8

The Tourist

A plastic film with absurd scenes. The story doesn't work (...read more)

Aira's rating:

1867

5.4

5.8

Gothika (2003)

Ordinary script with ordinary direction. A failed copy of some asian horrors

Aira's rating:

5.3

6.1

Hanover Street (1979)

A poor and pretty pathetic romantic story for desperate housewives (not the tv show ones, of course)

Aira's rating:

655

5.9

6.3

To Rome with Love (2012)

Extremely disappointing. I slept for most of the time and woke up at only two or three jokes.

Aira's rating:

191

6.8

Red Rock West (1993)

- Oh, no, another Nicolas Cage's film!
- C'mon, Vale, you can't be so prejudiced. Let's see it before saying that.
[...watching...]
- So?
- Ok, Vale, you were right.

Aira's rating:

536

3.8

4.3

Movie 43

The first story (with Kate Winslet and Hugh Jackman) ain't that bad, but the rest of the movie has the worst comic sense I've ever seen.

Aira's rating:

5.8

Bag of Bones (2011)

The only scary thing is what they made with such a good novel. I'm sure the King of horror was horrified.

Aira's rating:

5.8

Bag of Bones (2011)

Aira's rating:

1163

6.3

6.6

This Is the End

Seriously, guys, making people laugh is not just about saying silly and dirty jokes

Aira's rating:

1.5

4.9

Valley of the Lions (1961)

Ridiculous. Even for those kind of movies.

Aira's rating:

4.5

5.9

The Prodigy

...And the winner for Most predictable, full of cliches and definitively "everything already seen" is...
The Prodigy! Congratulations!

Aira's rating:

6.7

6.9

Populaire (2012)

Sappy, with a weak female character, and totally lacking originality

Aira's rating:

1008

6.9

7.4

Wonder Woman (2017)

I know many people liked this. I used to like the tv show when I was a little girl, but this movie was a big disappointment. Badly written and even worse played. Serious parts do nothing but highlighting the bad acting. And funny parts aren't funny at all. Thumb down.

Aira's rating:

3.5

MindGamers (2015)...

Very very poor sci-fi, trivial and irritating.

Aira's rating:

4.4

Thunder Force

I know, Octavia Spencer has been friends with Melissa McCarthy for over two decades, but I can't see any other possible reason for a great actor like her to accept being in this movie. A garbage script, focused on unfunny McCarthy sketches. It's a shame for Melissa too, she could do much better than that.