Movies That Suck.

In terms of pure awful, I don't know if this one can be topped. There's just absolutely nothing that can redeem this turd. Its badness is so great that to put it in words would be a futile attempt. Let me just say that Ed Wood is Scorsese when compared to Tommy Wiseau. And don't let this guy tell you that it's intentionally bad. This movie is serious, and that makes it so much worse.

PUKE. It's been a few years since I've seen this, and I still feel like I'm suffering from its disease. I would much rather watch The Room than this, to be perfectly honest. Only watch this if you need a reason to go on a massive killing rampage. I want this movie to die in a pile of its own feces.

A great, big, pile of SUCK. Not to mention, a complete waste of 2 1/2(!) hours on that pretentious garbage. Watching people fuck was never as tedious as it is in this movie. Please erase this shit film from my brain. The first hour and a half has some merit. After I saw the screwy sister get an abortion, though, I realized that I was way over any interest generated in the first half.

What can I say about this one? It's simply painful to watch, and like Enter the Void, goes on far too long. Christopher Walken walks around the whole time speaking gibberish, and there are aliens fucking with him. Trust me, it's not as good as it sounds. Sometimes you get the impression that the actors are speaking OOC to the director about how ridiculous the film is, and the director is just silently waving them on. And the kid is fucking terrible.

Bio-Dome, the bad movie which is now the standard for bad movies in my movie circle. If a film is bad, the question asked is if the movie is BTBD: Better than Bio-Dome. Any movie listed above is certainly WBTD: Worse than Bio-Dome, which means I'd much rather be watching Bio-Dome than any of those.
But yeah, this movie is surprisingly bad for a Pauly Shore movie, and Stephen Baldwin (the shittiest Baldwin) has a lot to do with it. If you're looking for a comedy movie that's completely devoid of humor, this ones for you. The part with the clown is pretty funny I suppose, but it's just a news clip on the TV and could easily be transplanted into a better film.

You obviously don't know shit, and the same goes for anyone who believes anything this shit heap has to say.

Someone's shitty, ridiculous interpretation of one of the greatest and most iconic murder mysteries in the history of the United States. A complete disappointment.