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Movies I Had To Shut Off

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1160

3.9

The Cat in the Hat (2003)

A kids movie that feature ass-crack plumber jokes and getting an erection while looking at a centrefold spread of the childrens' mother. Do I really need to go on?

Did I mention this is a fucking KIDS movie???

Prelude's rating:

1470

4.7

5.6

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Did I miss the bulletin that said the following are supposed to be funny to anyone above the age of 10?

- Putting fish between your ass cheeks
- Squeezing fish between your ass cheeks
- Putting a Piranha (that lives in the Dead Sea, of all places) into your crotch and laughing it off
- A guy swimming faster than a Seadoo
- A guy running on top of a ceiling
- Giving two dogs a pink mohawk hairdo
- EVER SINGLE FUCKING PERSON TALKING IN A CHEEZY STEREOTYPICAL FAKE ACCENT .. Jews, Muslims, Blacks..

....
that was about all I could take. I'm sure there's much more that followed... *sigh*

Prelude's rating:

419

4.5

5.5

Barnyard (2006) (2006)

Ok, so they have female cows (with udders), male cows (once again, with udders), and bulls. This is compounded immensely by having the male cows walk upright - nothing like getting a visual of four tiny penises into our kids' minds.

But what topped it off is when the male cows (with udders) use the milking machine to 'get off' on it... seriously, as a parent, I think there should be a fucking law against movies marketed to children that have in-your-face sexual references.

Prelude's rating:

738

4.7

5.1

The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

I grew up loving the TV show. And this film sucked beyond belief. Nothing like making a 90 minute film revolve completely around Daisy Duke's shorts... that's all this film is good for.

Prelude's rating:

451

2.7

2.4

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Prelude's rating:

1605

5.1

5.3

Little Nicky (2000)

If you think Little Nicky is Adam Sandler's worst ever film, then you haven't seen 'You Don't Mess with the Zohan' yet.... but this one is a complete train wreck too...

Prelude's rating:

1554

5.1

5.4

Snakes on a Plane (2006)

Prelude's rating:

1560

5.9

6.4

The Longest Yard (2005)

Prelude's rating:

1358

6.1

6.3

Transporter 2 (2005)

Prelude's rating:

1285

6.9

7.3

Clerks II

Prelude's rating:

387

5.9

6.4

Very Bad Things (1998)

Prelude's rating:

2562

4.9

Wild Wild West

Prelude's rating:

2702

5.1

4.9

Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)

Prelude's rating:

158

4.6

Return to House on Haunted Hill (2007)

Prelude's rating:

402

6.1

6.7

Hot Rod (2007)

Prelude's rating:

463

5.9

6.2

Lions for Lambs (2007)

Prelude's rating:

1967

7.7

Dogville (2003)

1931

6.6

Bad Boys II (2003)

Prelude's rating:

1305

5.9

6.6

The Weather Man

Prelude's rating:

956

6.4

6.7

Saved!

Prelude's rating:

1909

5.2

5.8

White Chicks (2004)

Prelude's rating:

1808

4.1

4.4

Home Alone 3 (1997)

Prelude's rating:

1206

3.9

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

Prelude's rating:

3014

5.9

6.1

Superman Returns (2006)

Prelude's rating:

929

5.9

6.5

Cellular (2004)

Prelude's rating:

1836

5.5

5.9

Hostel (2006)

5081

6.6

The Da Vinci Code

Prelude's rating:

1988

5.8

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004)

Prelude's rating:

1348

5.7

6.2

The Ladykillers

Prelude's rating:

1331

6.2

Save the Last Dance (2001)

Prelude's rating:

1309

5.1

Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous (2005)

Prelude's rating:

578

4.5

5.3

The Wild (2006)

Prelude's rating:

722

5.2

5.3

License to Wed (2007)

Prelude's rating:

3868

5.2

5.4

Batman Forever

Prelude's rating:

2493

5.6

5.8

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

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This list, in no particular order, shows which films I simply had to shut off before even 1/3 way thru. I've saved so many precious hours by NOT watching these films to their end.