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BAMF's May 2016 Cinejourney

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1 Star

3.8

4.4

The Darkness (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Jennifer Morrison
Kevin Bacon
Lucy Fry
David Mazouz
Ming-Na Wen
Radha Mitchell
Tara Lynne Barr
Paul Reiser
Matt Walsh
and
Jamie Bernadette

True Rating: 0.5/10

My Review: The Reviewness

BAMF's rating:

3.3

3.8

Abandoned Mine (2012)

Familiar Actress:
Alexa Vega

True Rating: 0.5/10

My Review: Abandoned Review

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2 Stars

3.1

3.3

Navy Seals vs. Zombies (2015)

Familiar Actors:
Ed Quinn
Michael Dudikoff
Rick Fox
Molly Hagan
Lolo Jones
Stephanie Honore
Lance E. Nichols
and
Han Soto

True Rating: 1.5/10

My Review: Navy Seals vs. Reviews

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4 Stars

5.5

5.7

Skin Trade (2014)

Familiar Actors:
Dolph Lundgren
Tony Jaa
Michael Jai White
Ron Perlman
Celina Jade
Peter Weller
Mike Dopud
Tasya Teles
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa
Bryce Hodgson
Michael Adamthwaite
Patrick Sabongui
and
Conan Stevens

True Rating: 4.4/10

My Review: Review Trade

BAMF's rating:

261

5.2

The Boy

Familiar Actors:
Lauren Cohan
and
Ben Robson

True Rating: 4.4/10

My Review: Review Boy

BAMF's rating:

527

4.7

4.8

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

Familiar Actors:
Elias Koteas
Paige Turco
Stuart Wilson
Sab Shimono
Robbie Rist
Brian Tochi
and
Corey Feldman

True Rating: 4.3/10

My Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Reviews III

BAMF's rating:

3.4

3.3

Zoombies (2016)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 3.7/10

My Review: Reeviewies

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5 Stars

406

5.5

6.2

Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Johnny Depp
Mia Wasikowska
Helena Bonham Carter
Anne Hathaway
Sacha Baron Cohen
Rhys Ifans
Matt Lucas
Lindsay Duncan
Leo Bill
Andrew Scott
Richard Armitage
Ed Speleers
Alan Rickman
Timothy Spall
Stephen Fry
Michael Sheen
Matt Vogel
Lasco Atkins
Frances de la Tour
Toby Jones
and
Karol Steele

True Rating: 5.4/10

My Review: Alice Review the Looking Glass

BAMF's rating:

5.5

5.2

Open Windows (2014)

Familiar Actors:
Elijah Wood
Sasha Grey
and
Nacho Vigalondo

True Rating: 5.4/10

My Review: Open Reviews

BAMF's rating:

3.8

4.7

México Bárbaro

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 5.4/10

My Review: Barbarous Review

BAMF's rating:

4.1

Submerged (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Jonathan Bennett
Talulah Riley
Rosa Salazar
Cody Christian
Giles Matthey
Denzel Whitaker
Willa Ford
and
Mario Van Peebles

True Rating: 4.5/10

My Review: Subviewed

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6 Stars

7.3

6.4

Never Back Down: No Surrender (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Michael Jai White
Josh Barnett
JeeJa Yanin
Esai Morales
Nathan Jones
and
Sahajak Boonthanakit

Cameos:
Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
and
Tony Jaa

True Rating: 5.7/10

My Review: Never Review Down: No Reviewer

BAMF's rating:

202

4.9

6.2

The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Sacha Baron Cohen
Rebel Wilson
Mark Strong
Isla Fisher
Tamsin Egerton
David Harewood
Scott Adkins
Penelope Cruz
Sam Hazeldine
Jamie Ben Chambers
Annabelle Wallis
Barkhad Abdi
Gabourey Sidibe
Affif Ben Badra
Ian McShane
Lasco Atkins
and
Ricky Rajpal

True Rating: 5.8/10

My Review: The Reviewers Grimsby

BAMF's rating:

302

4.7

5.4

Gods of Egypt

Familiar Actors:
Brenton Thwaites
Courtney Eaton
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Elodie Yung
Bryan Brown
Chadwick Boseman
Gerard Butler
Rufus Sewell
Abbey Lee Kershaw
Geoffrey Rush
and
Bruce Spence

True Rating: 6.2/10

My Review: Gods of Review

BAMF's rating:

5.6

4.9

Kill Zombie! (2012)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.3/10

My Review: Kill Review!

BAMF's rating:

663

7.1

The Witch (2015)

Familiar Actors:
Anya Taylor-Joy
Ralph Ineson
Kate Dickie
and
Julian Richings

True Rating: 6.4/10

My Review: Review Witch

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7 Stars

817

7.3

7.1

Re-Animator (1985) (1985)

Familiar Actors:
Jeffrey Combs
Bruce Abbott
and
Barbara Crampton

True Rating: 6.5/10

My Review: Re-Viewer

BAMF's rating:

296

5.4

5.7

Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Chloe Moretz
Zac Efron
Rose Byrne
Selena Gomez
Seth Rogen
Kiersey Clemons
Dave Franco
Lisa Kudrow
Ike Barinholtz
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Carla Gallo
Kelsey Grammer
Ciara Bravo
Hannibal Buress
Cameron Dallas
Jerrod Carmichael
Sam Richardson
Elise Vargas
Zoey Vargas
Brian Huskey
Liz Cackowski
Awkwafina
and
John Early

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: Neighbors 2: Sorority Review

BAMF's rating:

149

6.6

6.7

Housebound

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 7.2/10

My Review: Reviewbound

BAMF's rating:

543

6.7

Inside (2007)

Familiar Actress:
Beatrice Dalle

True Rating: 6.7/10

My Review: Inview

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8 Stars

123

4.9

5.7

The Do-Over (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Adam Sandler
Paula Patton
Kathryn Hahn
Sean Astin
David Spade
Luis Guzman
Nick Swardson
Natasha Leggero
Catherine Bell
Jackie Sandler
Michael Chiklis
Robert Smigel
Sadie Sandler
Jared Sandler
Sunny Sandler
Vanessa Cater
and
Matt Walsh

True Rating: 8.3/10

My Review: The Review Over

BAMF's rating:

5.5

4.5

Some Kind of Hate (2015)

Familiar Actors:
Grace Phipps
Spencer Breslin
Sierra McCormick
Lexi Atkins
Andrew Bryniarski
Brando Eaton
Ronen Rubinstein
Noah Segan
and
Imani Hakim

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Some Kind of Review

BAMF's rating:

7.7

Who's Driving Doug (2016)

Familiar Actors:
RJ Mitte
Paloma Kwiatkowski
Ray William Johnson
and
Shanti Lowry

True Rating: 8.4/10

My Review: Who's Reviewing Doug

BAMF's rating:

686

7.1

7.2

10 Cloverfield Lane (2016)

Familiar Actors:
John Goodman
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
John Gallagher Jr.
Douglas M. Griffin
Bradley Cooper
and
Mat Vairo

True Rating: 8.2/10

My Review: 10 Reviewfield Lane

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10 Stars

1344

7.2

7.8

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Chris Evans
Robert Downey Jr.
Scarlett Johansson
Sebastian Stan
Anthony Mackie
Don Cheadle
Jeremy Renner
Chadwick Boseman
Paul Bettany
Elizabeth Olsen
Paul Rudd
Emily VanCamp
Tom Holland
Daniel Brühl
Frank Grillo
William Hurt
Martin Freeman
Marisa Tomei
John Slattery
Alfre Woodard
Florence Kasumba
Damion Poitier
Jim Rash
Stan Lee
Kerry Condon
Julianna Guill
Leslie Bibb
and
Hope Davis

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Captain America: Civil Review

BAMF's rating:

7.5

6.7

Cruel Unusual (2014)

Familiar Actors:
Kyle Cassie
Mary Black
Michael Eklund
and
Richard Harmon

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Review & Unusual

BAMF's rating:

1171

7.2

Zootopia (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Ginnifer Goodwin
Jason Bateman
Idris Elba
Jenny Slate
Nate Torrence
Bonnie Hunt
Tommy Chong
J.K. Simmons
Octavia Spencer
Alan Tudyk
Shakira
Maurice LaMarche
John Di Maggio
Katie Lowes
Tommy "Tiny" Lister
Kath Soucie
and
Kristen Bell

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Reviewtopia

BAMF's rating:

287

6.5

6.7

Hardcore Henry (2015)

Familiar Actors:
Sharlto Copley
Danila Kozlovskiy
Haley Bennett
and
Tim Roth

True Rating: 10/10

My Review: Hardcore Review

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Awards & Other Things

Best Picture of the Month: Captain America: Civil War
Oddest Picture of the Month: Barbarous Mexico
Worst Picture of the Month: Abandoned Mine
Best Lead Actress: Mary Elizabeth Winstead (10 Cloverfield Lane)
Best Supporting Actress: Kathryn Hahn (The Do-Over)
Worst Actress: Brianna Chomer (Zoombies)
Best Lead Actor: Robert Downey Jr. (Captain America: Civil War)
Best Supporting Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen (Alice Through The Looking Glass)
Worst Actor: Josh Barnett (Never Back Down: No Surrender)
Guilty Pleasure Fun Picture: Hardcore Henry
Surprise Good Picture of the Month: The Do-Over
Most Brutal Death Scene: Inside
Best Sequel or Remake: Captain America: Civil War
Worst Sequel or Remake: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III
Best Twist: The Do-Over
Best Visual Effects: Captain America: Civil War
Worst Visual Effects: Zoombies

Under the Radar Movies I Recommend Seeing:
Who's Driving Doug
Some Kind of Hate
Cruel & Unusual
The Do-Over

Most Seen Actors This Month:
Matt Walsh- 2
Lasco Atkins- 2
Sacha Baron Cohen- 2
Michael Jai White- 2
Chadwick Boseman- 2
Tony Jaa- 2