Sports Commentators Getting A Wee Bit Excited

"We are the best in the world! We are the best in the world! We have beaten England 2-1 in football!! It is completely unbelievable! We have beaten England! England, birthplace of giants. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--we have beaten them all. We have beaten them all."

"Maggie Thatcher can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher, I have a message for you in the middle of the election campaign.[a] I have a message for you: We have knocked England out of the football World Cup.[b] Maggie Thatcher, as they say in your language in the boxing bars around Madison Square Garden in New York: Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

57th minute

Hothersall: "Alonso to Hamman."
Aldridge: "Hit it."
Hothersall: "Hamman to Smicer. SMICER! IT'S IN! OHHHH!!! He scored a superb second for Liverpool and all of a sudden the Reds are back in the European Cup final! It's quite outstanding! It's the most unbelievable scenes in the Ataturk stadium in Istanbul. Vladimir Smicer. The pedigree of that shot all of a sudden has Milan rocked and Liverpool back in with a shout."
Aldridge: "COME ON!!!"

60th Minute

Hothersall: "It's Xabi Alonso for 3-3. It's saved! AND ALONSO FOLLOWS IT INNNN!!! IT'S WONDERFUL! IT's MARVELLOUS! IT'S 3-3 IN THE EUROPEAN CUP FINAL! It's scenes like you've never seen in Europe's premier competition."

Penalties

Hothersall: "Will he (Shevchenko) hand Liverpool the European Cup?"
Hothersall and Aldridge: "YEEAAHHH!!!"
Hothersall: "European Champions! Jerzy Dudek with the penalty save. Tears around the Liverpool fans. It's the ultimate final. The ultimate way to win. Liverpool are crowned champions of Europe."

"Good god almighty, good god almighty, that killed him! As god is my witness, he is broken in half!"

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YA BEAUTY! What a hit son, what a hit!"

"OH MY GOD AN INSANE GOAL! I have just seen the most insane goal I have ever seen on a football pitch! Incredible! Incredible Zlatan Ibrahimovic! WORLD-WORLD CLASS!"

"OH MY DAYS ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC! I wanna go and give you a man hug. That is the beautiful game played in a beautiful way. OH MY DAYS! What a finish. I've just seen it again."

"This is done! This is done! We are never going home! Did you see that? Amazing! I can't believe it! This is a dream. Never wake me from this amazing dream! Live the way you want, England! Iceland is going to play France on Sunday. France Iceland! You can go home. You can go out of Europe. You can go wherever the hell you want. England 1 Iceland 2 is the closing score here in Nice. And the fairytale continues."