Mr. Lays' Wet Work Contractors (Assassins)

Name: Chev Chelios
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Springfield Armory XD, whatever is available at the moment
Possible Price of Hiring: Fairly reasonable I assume. It isn't like he was living in some high dollar mansion.

Pro: He appears to be having fun while doing his job, somehow escapes some of the most impossible situations and lives through some really fatal items, may possibly be immortal

Con: Sloppy and causes way too much collateral damage

Name: Agent 47
Affilation: "The Organization"
Preferred Weapon(s): Para-Ordnance P18.9, whatever is available at the moment, a dry personality, OCD
Possible Price of Hiring: It seems like "The Organization" does high profile political hits so I assume that hiring an Agent isn't cheap

Pro: Professional to the letter

Con: Has a soft spot for women

Name: Sorter
Affilation: Sam Gold Crime Family, League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (comb over)
Preferred Weapon(s): Glock 18 (sound suppressed), Mini Uzi
Possible Price of Hiring: Do not hurt the innocent

Pro: Efficent

Con: Ego and morals

Name: Anton Chigurh
Affilation: Mexican Drugs Cartels (?), League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (weird bangs?)
Preferred Weapon(s): Captive Bolt Pistol, Remington 11-87 (sound suppressed), Being emotionless
Possible Price of Hiring: A new pair of boots and saying that you never saw him.

Pro: Will definitely get the job done. Possibly too well.

Con: Without a doubt a man who will keep his word to the letter. He will not be insulted. So do not make a paltry offer of $14,000 at the ATM. Always, always tell him the truth. Call it.

Name: The Harpists
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): (immensely over-sized) Guqin-Guzheng hybrid, (which they can play in such a way it fires sonic swords at victims), "Qi" energy, looking awesome
Possible Price of Hiring: Something to match those badass outfits that they wear

Pro: They create interesting music for you to hear right before they kill you

Con: They appear to be so in sync that if one is getting beaten the other one does as well, damaging the harp makes them considerably weaker, The Loin's Roar

Name: The Salesman AKA The Man
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Springfield Armory M1911A1 (sound suppressed), squinting his eyes constantly
Possible Price of Hiring: I would imagine that it doesn't come cheap to hire The Salesman. Not many Wet Work Contractors kill women.

Pro: Smooth as a mutha fucker! Knows how to get oddly close to the target without raising any immediate alarms.

Con: I can't think of one yet, but maybe his asking price may be too costly.

Name: Mr. Goodkat/Smith
Affilation: None, League of Supervillans that have bizarre hairdos (comb over)
Preferred Weapon(s): CZ 75B (sound suppressed), Beretta 92FS, Walther PPK, M1911A1, telling an intriguing story, being emotionless
Possible Price of Hiring: Giving him your undying trust that he will eventually get the job done. And a suit.

Pro: He sure wears some awesome tailor suits and looks the part of a world class assassin. Also, he appears to have quite the reputation behing him. When he shows up, "people die".

Con: He is a world class assassin, so putting two to the back of his head after a high profile hit might not work.

Name: Beatrix 'Black Mamba' Kiddo
Affilation: DiVAS (Deadly Viper Assassin Squad)
Preferred Weapon(s): Hattori Hanzō samurai sword Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique,
Possible Price of Hiring: I am not too sure how much, honestly.

Pro: Will travel wherever needed, willing to learn new techniques to finish the job, hard to kill

Con: Leaves a trail of unnecessary bodies and witnesses

Name: Vincent
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Heckler & Koch USP45, Ruger Mk II Pistol, Smith & Wesson 5906
Possible Price of Hiring: Not being able to ever get out of a car again or getting a job as a taxi driver, Just for Men hair coloring

Pro: Former Spec Ops operator, Super fast and efficient (five targets in one night, damn this guy is serious business!)

Con: Brings unnecessary people into the business of doing a job (this maybe debatable)

Name: Ah Jong AKA John (or Jeff) Mickey Mouse AKA Butthead
Affilation: None (Chinese Triad)
Preferred Weapon(s): Beretta 92F, a fuckin' armory
Possible Price of Hiring: Keeping your word in a business that is known for seldom keeping it

Pro: He is willing to take on a high risk target and also protect the innocent

Con: He will destroy you (and your organization) if you do not pay him on time and the full amount

Name: Leon (Leone Montana)
Affilation: "Supreme Macaroni Company"
Preferred Weapon(s): Beretta 92FS's (AL-GI-MEC compensators), large assortment
Possible Price of Hiring: Fertilizer for his plant

Pro: "Bullets fly off of him, he plays with them."

Con: If you consider this a bad thing: he clearly states "no women, no kids."

Name: Raymond Shaw
Affilation: None
Preferred Weapon(s): Walther P38, Colt Official Police, Arisaka Type 2 Paratrooper rifle, Plausible Denial
Possible Price of Hiring: Days if not weeks of patiently brainwashing

Pro: Programmed to forget everything that he forgot

Con: Programming maybe faulty, but you still come out ahead