Fantastic Game Titles

but is there any other kind of stud really?

part of a complete and balanced breakfast, ladies

you play a freshly graduated medical student in need of some hands on training. it's time to get those hands dirty. your goal: demonstrate competency in the colonoscopy procedure. your task: probe deep and probe fast before your sleeping patients and/or people you grabbed off the street wake. points are given both for seconds and inches.

heh heh, this game's a real pain in the ass.

taking place in the hot summer of '89, this game reminds us all of why proper crotch ventilation, moisturizing and conditioning are just so critical. i think we can all recall at least one time in our lives when we had to peel our balls off of a hot leather-interior because I was too lazy to put on some undies.

indeed. and don't forget about the limited release, sticky balls: teabagging edition.

is it...is it in yet?

as opposed to my work wife

and you shake it all about,
you do the hokeypokey
and you turn yourself around
that's what it's all about

baby-making machinery engineered to its dumbest

in an ol' West town 'bout 100 years ago, a dying man, shot square in the mannies, stumbled into the town clinic, where the town's doc worked. now, ol' Doc Lowry's was ill-prepared for this, but he prepped for surgery all the same, all the while yelling at his nurse-aide 'damn it susan! don't touch me, I'm sterile!" on the operating table, they were ready. the only problem: he was short one prosthetic mantool. realizing this, ol' Doc Lowry grabbed a stick of TNT and grafted it onto the man. in doing so, he saved the man's life, yes, yes...but he also created a monster.

women think this guy's a real blast.

you have got to love a woman who knows how to sweettalk

a dying class of unsung state dept. heroes, professional penetrators were once the envy of all men in the wild days of the 1960s: drinking bourbon with spies, nailing foreign translator chicks, crashing the communist party's parties. they got to do everything. but times have changed. the cold war boner is over and now these undecorated American heroes are dying left and right. mostly from boredom and venereal disease, but that doesn't change the fact that they deserved a game in their honor on the Commodore64.