British Comedy: Little Britain

Years: 2003-2008*
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Sketch
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams,
Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley
Stars: Matt Lucas, David Walliams
Episodes: 28
Episode Average: 7.679

BEST EPISODES:
Series 3, Episode 1 (2005), Series 3, Episode 6 (2005)

*including Little Britain USA and Little Britain Abroad

PILOT

(2003)

PILOT

Originally broadcast: 9 February 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack, Graham Linehan
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Court --- Mr Aberdoon's Stook Hoose: Soup Recipe
Latymer: Buffalo --- Emily Howard: Swimming Pool
Mr. Mann & Roy: Toy Shop --- Prime Minister: Press Conference
Latymer: Pensioner --- Fat Fighters: New Member
Prime Minister: Sebastian --- Dennis Waterman: Lucky Runnings
Jason: Nan's House --- Latymer: Lullaby
Daffyd Thomas: Another Gay in the Village
World Record Attempt: Domino Toppling

"It's a quarter past Gillian, and the Aberdoon Stook Hoose in Scotchland is serving dinner."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

SERIES ONE

(2003)
8 episodes
Series Score: 69
Episode Average: 8.63
Perfect 10's: 1

S1E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 16 September 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Essay 1 --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: Gregory
Emily Howard: Pub --- Lou & Andy: Opera
Kelsey Grammar School: Great Expectations --- Jason: Nan
Pianist: Bag --- Kenny Craig: Restaurant Date
Dennis Waterman: Macbeth --- Fat Fighters: Cravings
Ray McCooney: Soup --- Lou & Andy: Swimming Pool
Daffyd: New Gay in the village --- Vicky Pollard: Essay 2
The Minstrels: Radio --- World Record Attempt: Bath of Beans

"This is Kelsey Grammar School in Flange. Schools are where tomorrow-adults, or 'childeren', are harvested."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 23 September 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Daffyd: Gay Times --- Lou & Andy: Smurf Outfit
Vicky Pollard: Swimming Pool --- Kelsey Grammar School: Test on Crisps 1
Anne: Office --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: Briefing
Anne: Garden --- Kelsey Grammar School: Test on Crisps 2
Lou & Andy: Bathroom --- Dame Sally Markham: The Lady In White
Rod & Joan: David Soul --- Fat Fighters: Slimmer of the Year
Anne: Dining Room --- Jason: Sunday Lunch
Kelsey Grammar School: Test 3 --- Liz & Clive: Ordering
Rod & Joan: Les McKeown --- Officer Lindsay: Driving Lesson
World Record Attempt: Tallest Man

"Swimming pools in Britain have very strict rules. No bombing, no petting, no ducking and no fondue parties."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 30 September 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Headlines --- Vicky Pollard: Pub
Lou & Andy: Ice Cream --- Kelsey Grammar School: New Pupil 1
Kenny Craig: Hospital --- Black & White Minstrels: B&B
Fat Fighters: New Member --- Kelsey Grammar School: New Pupil 2
Pianist: Sainsbury's --- Daffyd: Gay Trekkies
Lou & Andy: Video Store --- Emily Howard: Guesthouse
Sir Bernard Chumley: Budding Actor --- Ray McCooney: Food Critic
Kelsey Grammar School: New Pupil 3
Dame Sally Markham: Children's Book --- Denver Mills: 'Hug A Leper Week'
World Record Attempt: Hard Boiled Eggs

"Tower blocks were introduced to Britain in the 1960s and were an instant success.People loved the sense of social alienation, entrapment and the stench of urine in the lifts."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 7 October 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Daffyd Thomas: Hairdresser's --- Emily Howard: X-Ray
Lou & Andy: Pub --- Anne: Library 1 --- Vicky Pollard: Court
Matthew Waterhouse: Kissogram --- Kelsey Grammar School: Mathematics
Sandra & Ralph: Advert --- Anne: Library 2
Fat Fighters: Hospital --- Des Kaye: Helping a Customer
Anne: Library 3 --- Peter Andre: Highgrove
Lou & Andy: Chocolates --- April & Neville: Opera
Ray McCooney: Cakes --- Dame Sally Markham: Lady Chatterley's Lover
Dennis Waterman: Jeremy's Birthday
Liz & Clive: Beatles --- World Record Attempt: Cigarettes

"This is a pub. As we all know, the word 'pub' is an acronym for 'Phillip's Uncle's Boat'."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 14 October 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Borstal --- Lou & Andy: Pet Shop
10 Downing Street: Press Conference --- Fat Fighters: Liposuction
Edward & Samantha: Valentine's Day
Kelsey Grammar School: Career advisor --- Lou & Andy: Library
Edward & Samantha: Evening Out
Sir Bernard Chumley: Meals on Wheels
Peter Andre: Garden Party --- Kenny Craig: Car Boot Sale
Matthew Waterhouse: Musicals --- Daffyd: The Test
Denver Mills: School Prize Giving --- Lou & Andy: Hospital
Eileen & Janet: At Home --- Des Kaye: Tea Break
World Record Attempt: House of Cards

"If people in Britain want to buy a pet, they go to a pet shop.
If they want to buy a pet shop,they go to a pet shop shop.
If they want to buy a pet shop shop, they're just being silly."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 21 October 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Sebastian & Prime Minister: The Chancellor
Dennis Waterman: Minder --- Vicky Pollard: Doctor
Denver Mills: After Dinner Speech --- Lou & Andy: Birthday Cards
Fat Fighters: Supermarket --- Ray McCooney: TV Repair Man
Anne: Country Cottage 1 --- Des Kaye: Robin & Dicky
Lou & Andy: Holiday --- Kelsey Grammar School: Notice
Sandra & Ralph: RSC --- Anne: Country Cottage 2
Pianist: Room 101 --- Dame Sally Markham: Bible
Matthew Waterhouse: Cereals --- Lou & Andy: Trousers
Whitelaw: Charity Shop --- Anne: Country Cottage 3
Emily Howard: Seafront --- World Record Attempt: World's Smallest Ant

"Inside 10 Downing Street, the Prime Minister is having a meeting with the Chancellor of the Exchequer. Of course, when I say 'the Prime Minister, I don't mean the real Prime Minister. I just mean that guy out of 'Buffy'."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 8

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S1E7

EPISODE 7

Originally broadcast: 28 October 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Social Worker --- Mr. Mann: Toy Shop 1
Fat Fighters: Paul --- Lou & Andy: Painting Andy's Room
Len Boothe: Pove Village Tours --- Daffyd Thomas: Gay Night
Edward & Samantha: Parents' Evening 1
Sir Bernard Chumley: Undertaker
Matthew Waterhouse: Board Games
Kelsey Grammar School: New Teacher
Edward & Samantha: Parents Evening 2 --- Sandra & Ralph: Audition
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Hotel --- Lou & Andy: New Wheelchair
Mr. Mann: Toy Shop 2 --- Jason: Visit
Edward & Samantha: Filling In
World Record Attempt: World's Largest Mince Pie

"Toys in Britain are sold in toy shops. This isn't s toy shop. It's a real shop."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S1E8

EPISODE 8

Originally broadcast: 4 November October 2003
Directed by: Steve Bendelack
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Emily Howard: Ice-Cream Van --- Daffyd Thomas: Myfanwy Comes Out
Boris: Babysitter 1 --- Vicky Pollard: Reformed Character
Lou & Andy: Bonfire --- Boris: Babysitter 2
Kelsey Grammar School: Test Results --- Ray McCooney: Tax Inspector
Dame Sally Markham: Radio --- Fat Fighters: Inspector
Pianist: SMS --- Jason: Presents --- Liz & Clive: Mollie Sugden.
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Italian PM --- Lou & Andy: Supermarket
World Record Attempt: Most People In A Mini

"Bonfires in Britain are a great way of getting rid of those old things lying around that you don't need any more. Only last week I found an old bonfire I never use and put that on the bonfire."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

SERIES TWO

(2004)
6 episodes
Series Score: 36
Episode Average: 6.0
Perfect 10's: 0

S2E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 19 October 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Supermarket --- Emily & Florence: Cafe
Bubbles DeVere: Avoids Paying Charges at Health Spa
Lou & Andy: The Price Is Right --- Maggie & Judy: Jams
Daffyd Thomas: Parents --- Fat Fighters: Vanessa Feltz
Carol Beer: Computer Says No! --- Harvey Pincher: Bitty!
Mr. Mann: Dating Agency --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: Jealousy
Maggie & Judy: Fairy Cake --- Lou & Andy: The Pond

"Following the introduction of money to Britain in 1997, banks like this one were opened."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S2E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 26 October 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Emily & Florence: Wedding Dress --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: US President
Bubbles: Solarium --- Lou & Andy: Girlfriend
Linda Flint: Big Fat Lesbian --- Anne: Bowling
Fat Fighters: Pat & Paul --- Daffyd Thomas: The Fête
Linda Flint: Ching Chong Chinaman --- Harvey Pincher: Restaurant
Carol Beer: Child's Account --- Vicky Pollard: Roller Skating
Dennis Waterman: Agent --- Linda Flint: Oompa Loompa
Mr. Mann: Video Rental --- Maggie & Judy: Cake
Lou & Andy: Horse

"It's nought o'clock and at this shop in Phlegm, Mr. Mann is looking for a video. I watched a viseo once. It was called 'Memorex E-180'. It was rather dull."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S2E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 2 November 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Bus --- Lou & Andy: Ice Skating
Viv Tudor: Jewellery Shop -- Mr. T: Gym
Emily & Florence: Football --- Fat Fighters: Meera's Lottery Win
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Old friends --- Kenny Craig: Mother
Anne: Feeding The Ducks --- Mr. Mann: Birthday Cards
PCs Bryce & Rawlinson: Dead Husband
Dennis Waterman: Never Mind the Buzzcocks
PCs Bryce & Rawlinson: Dead Husband (Part 2)
Daffyd Thomas: James Corden Comes Out --- Lou & Andy: Parking Space

"To keep fit, people in Britain go to gymnasia. I don't need to take exercise as I have the body of an Adonis."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

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S2E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 9 November 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Eyewitness --- Maggie & Judy: Annual Carol Service
Newsagent --- Michael Dinner: Double Decker
Emily & Florence: Ballet --- Lou & Andy: Baby Jesus
Anne: Stage Play --- Fat Fighters: Restaurant
Daffyd Thomas: The Library --- Michael Dinner: Lion & Peperami
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Pregnancy
Carol Beer: Young Couple --- Harvey Pincher: Wedding Caterer
Kenny Craig: Parking Lot --- Michael Dinner: Um Bongo & Monster Munch
Mr. Mann: Book Shop --- Bubbles: Cheque
Lou & Andy: Climbing A Tree

"Today, Emily is taking Florence to the ballet ... I love to slip into a tutu. Bishop Desmond Tutu."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 16 November 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Bowling --- Vicky Pollard: Backstage
Emily & Florence: Tennis --- Dr. Low: Lady
Fat Fighters: Low Fat Puddings --- Mrs. B: Builders
Viv Tudor: Police Station --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: TV Interview
Dr. Low: Man --- Kenny Craig: Girlfriend
Michael Dinner: Yorkie --- Drug Rehab Centre --- Anne: Drawings
Dennis Waterman: Job --- Carol Beer: Co-Workers
Daffyd Thomas: Myfanwy's Wedding --- Lou & Andy: France

"The game of Tennis was in 1872 by Dr. Jonathan Tennis when he had the idea of fusing the popular sports of badminton and swingball."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 23 November 2004
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Blind Date --- Vicky Pollard: Boyfriend
Rachel & Nicola: Restaurant 1 --- Reverend Jesse King
Fat Fighters: Anniversary --- Kenny Craig: Hypnotic Show 1
Daffyd Thomas: Gay Rugby League --- Kenny Craig: Hypnotic Show 2
Rachel & Nicola: Restaurant 2 --- Harvey Pincher: Wedding
Dennis Waterman: Star Wars --- Bubbles: Meeting
Mr. Mann: Record --- Rachel & Nicola: Restaurant 3
Maggie & Judy: Bring And Buy Sale
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Christmas Party --- Lou & Andy: Seaside

"Christianity is one of the most popular religions in Britain, with over 80 members."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 4

SPECIAL

(2004)

SPECIAL

COMIC RELIEF 2005

Originally broadcast: 11 March 2005
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: George Michael --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: The Admiral
Maggie & Judy: Scouts --- Vicky Pollard: Trisha
Carol Beer: Fun Run --- Daffyd Thomas: Sir Elton John Interview
Michael Dinner: Hubba Bubba
Dennis Waterman: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Florence & Emily: Robbie Williams --- Lou & Andy: Athletic Ground

"The Cub Scout movement was founded by Lord Baden-Powell who took much of his inspiration from The Jungle Book by Walt Disney."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

NOT INCLUDED IN SERIES SCORES

SERIES THREE

(2005)
6 episodes
Series Score: 47
Episode Average: 7.83
Perfect 10's: 2

S3E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 17 November 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Bubbles & Desiree: Breakfast --- Lou & Andy: Aquarium
Dudley & Ting Tong: Ting Tong Arrives --- Vicky Pollard: Dance Off
Mrs. Emery: Supermarket --- Emily & Florence: Facial Hair Problem
Sir Norman Fry: Hitchhiker --- Carol Beer: Flight To Toronto
Daffyd Thomas: Rent Boy --- Anne: Stars In Their Eyes --- Linda Flint: BALDY!
Fat Fighters: Spray Tan --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: Arms to Iran
Lou & Andy: Air Show

"Air shows in Britain have been taking place since medieval times, although they only really became popular with the invention of the aeroplane."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 24 November 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Richard & Judy --- Mrs. Emery: Post Office
Vicky Pollard: Chat Line --- Dudley & Ting Tong: Lady Boy
Bubbles & Desiree: Steam Room --- Linda Flint: Magnum PI
Fat Fighters: Derek, The Fitness Trainer --- Leonard: Cup of Tea
Daffyd Thomas: Girlfriend --- Mr. Mann: Paintings Shop
Pat & Don: King Prawn Vindaloo --- Maggie & Judy: Hospital
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Confidence --- Lou & Andy: Thames Cruise

"The British postal service is the best in the world. Put a first class stamp on your letter and it's guaranteed to possibly arrive at some point somewhere if you're lucky."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 1 December 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: PR Agent's Office --- Lou & Andy: Breast Enlargement
Anne: Pianist --- Carol Beer: Golden Wedding Anniversary Cruise
Dudley & Ting Tong: Trivial Pursuit -- Sir Norman Fry: Toilet
Fat Fighters: Charlie Slater --- Letty Bell: Birthday
Bubbles & Desiree: Massage --- Orville: Supermarket
Pat & Don: Chicken Jalfrezi
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Affair Scandal
Alan: Old Couple --- Maggie & Judy: Parish Newsletter
Lou & Andy: Motorcycle

"Our next on our journey is this supermarket, situated in the ancient Roman city of Break Dance II, Electric Boogaloo."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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S3E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 8 December 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Mrs. Emery: Library --- Emily & Florence: Stag Party
Dudley & Ting Tong: Mother --- Bubbles & Desiree: Sauna
Warren: Hospital --- Carol Beer: Film Island --- Fat Fighters: Baby
Sid Pegg: Gypsies --- Daffyd Thomas: Election --- Linda: "Ali Bongo"
Mr. Mann: Problem Feet Magazine
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Moustache --- Maggie & Judy: Dogs
Lou & Andy: Frisbee

"The first travel agent's in Britain opened in 1976. Prior to that, people would stay at home and give themselves food poisoning."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S3E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 15 December 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Making Patio --- Carol Beer: Travel Agent's Insurance
Vicky Pollard: Babysitter --- Linda: Molly the Mole
Sir Norman Fry: Dating Website
Fat Fighters: Demotivators Slideshow --- Vicky Pollard: Babysitter 2
Ashraf the Horse Whisperer: Computer Shop
Daffyd Thomas: Get a Job --- Sid Pegg: Self Defence
Mr. Mann: Fancy Dress Shop --- Lou & Andy: Rugby Match
Sebastian & Prime Minister: Arab-Israeli Treaty --- Emily & Florence: Baby

"Rugby is very popular in Britain as it allows men to act out sadomasochistic, homoerotic fantasies in the safety of a sporting context."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 24 December 2005
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Lottery --- Bubbles & Desiree: Acupuncture
Carol Beer: Computer Says Yes! --- Lou & Andy: Replacement
Emily Howard: Florence --- Linda Flint: Fatty Fatty Boom Boom
Andy & Mrs. Mead: Cleaning --- Mrs. Emery: At the Doctor
Fat Fighters: Sorry --- Linda Flint: Cast of Fraggle Rock
Leonard: Dinner --- Andy & Mrs. Mead: Dinner --- Daffyd Thomas: London
Anne: Christmas Decorations --- Dudley & Ting Tong: Thai Restaurant
Sebastian & Prime Minister: PM Resignation --- Andy & Mrs. Mead: Out For A Walk
Lou & Andy: Lou Returns

"If you're a young person who wishes to eat only chilli con carne for three years and then spend the rest of your life in debt, why not go to university?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

SPECIALS

(2006)

SPECIAL

LITTLE BRITAIN ABROAD: PART ONE

Originally broadcast: 25 December 2006
Directed by: Matt Lipsey, Geoff Posner
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Walt Disney World Resort --- Anne: Louvre
Carol Beer: Spain --- Daffyd Thomas: Mykonos
Lou & Andy: Airplane --- Maggie & Judy: Italy
Carol Beer: Spain --- Vicky Pollard: Thai Jail
Daffyd Thomas: Mykonos Beach
Lou & Andy: Cockpit Invitation - with Steve Coogan
Fat Fighters (USA): Florida --- Daffyd Thomas: Mykonos
Carol Beer: Spain --- Bubbles DeVere: Monte Carlo - with Ronnie Corbett
Lou & Andy: Plane Crash

"After a continental breakfast of Fizzy Fruit, sweaty cheese and some other stuff you don't know what it is, Jerry and Evelyn are off to see their holiday rep."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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SPECIAL

LITTLE BRITAIN ABROAD: PART TWO

Originally broadcast: 30 December 2006
Directed by: Matt Lipsey, Geoff Posner
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Kevin Cecil, Andy Riley

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Plane Crash
Vicky Pollard: Thai Jail Court - with Dawn French
Dudley & Ting-Tong: Honeymoon - with Peter Kay & Julia Davis
Bubbles DeVere: Dress Size --- Lou & Andy: Plane Crash
Dudley & Ting-Tong: Honeymoon --- Anne: Vatican
Kenny Craig: Paul McKenna --- Lou & Andy: Plane Crash
Mr. Mann: Morocco --- Sebastian & Prime Minister: White House
Fat Fighters (UK): American Replacement --- Lou & Andy: Plane Crash
Dudley & Ting-Tong: Honeymoon
Sebastian & Prime Minister: White House --- Lou & Andy: Back Home

"This is America, where the Prime Minister is on an official visit to the White House. Personally, I find white a bit common. I'd have gone for cream."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

SPECIAL

(2007)

SPECIAL

COMIC RELIEF DOES LITTLE BRITAIN LIVE

Originally broadcast: 11 March 2007
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Emily & Florence: Plumber - with Russell Brand
Vicky Pollard: School Return - with Kate Moss
Linda Flint: Three Students - with Patsy Kensit
Maggie and Judy: Village Fête - with Jonathan Ross
Anne: Stars In Their Eyes - with Kate Thornton
Marjorie Dawes: New Member - with Chris Moyles
Dennis Waterman: Big Brother - with Dennis Waterman
Brian Potter: Guest Appearance - with Peter Kay
Des Kaye: Children's Show - with David Baddiel & Jeremy Edwards
Daffyd Thomas: The Big Finale - with Dawn French

"Because of the fat people, Britain is slowly sinking into the sea. An overweight woman in Great Yarmouth recently ate a whole packet of custard creams and half of Norfolk went under."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

NOT INCLUDED IN SERIES SCORES

SERIES FOUR*:
LITTLE BRITAIN USA

(2008)
6 episodes
Series Score: 45
Episode Average: 7.5
Perfect 10's: 1

S4E1

EPISODE 1

Originally broadcast: 3 October 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: Hotel --- Carol Beer: Operation
Ellie Grace: Scout Camp --- Fat Fighters: Rosie O'Donnell
Officer: Erection --- Mildred: Drugs
Bing Gordyn: Cub Scout Group --- Phyllis Church: Stripper
George & Sandra: Restaurant --- Bubbles DeVere: Gambling

"One thing that's currently all the rage with teenagers, on both sides of the Atlantic, is grandmas. They're the latest must-have fashion accessory. Those who don't have their own grandma can bid for one on eBay."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E2

EPISODE 2

Originally broadcast: 10 October 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Vicky Pollard: Boot Camp --- Carol Beer: Pregnant Woman
Mildred: Racism --- Divorced Couple
Fat Fighters: Low Fat Options --- Harvey Pincher: Relatives
George & Sandra: Zoo --- Sebastian: American President
Phyllis Church: Pooping In Public --- Mark & Tom: Sexual Exploits

"Britain has had rude and unhelpful receptionists for thousands of years. Carol Beer exemplifies this fine tradition."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S4E3

EPISODE 3

Originally broadcast: 17 October 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Sebastian: French President --- Vicky Pollard: Group Therapy
Cleaner: Man Urinating --- American Hunters: Mouse
Dafydd Thomas: Gay Society --- Harvey Pincher: Breakfast
Bing Gordyn: Radiator --- Lou & Andy: Toy Car Ride
Bubbles DeVere: Seducing the Captain --- American Hunters: Wasp
Emily Howard: Artist's Model

"In America, if you are white and overweight and in your 60s, you are rounded up and put on a cruise ship."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S4E4

EPISODE 4

Originally broadcast: 24 October 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou & Andy: US Church --- Ellie Grace: Bedroom
Vicky Pollard: Smoking in the Showers --- Diner: Familiar Waiter
Carol Beer: Old Lady --- Company: Latest Range
American Bank Robbers: Failed Robbery --- Sebastian: Necklace
George & Sandra: Thunder Storm --- Mildred: Gay
Fat Fighters: Gastric Band --- Emily Howard: Sting

"In Britain, there is no crime. Someone once had a bit too much to drink and shouted at a policeman, but they wrote a letter of apology and all was forgotten. In America, however, crime is a way of life."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E5

EPISODE 5

Originally broadcast: 31 October 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Emily Howard: Arrested --- Linda Flint: Dwarf --- Mark & Tom: Erections
Vicky Pollard: Escape Plan --- Ellie Grace: Tonsils
Starbucks: Locations --- Senator White: Homeless Person
Steve & Wendy: Same House --- Linda Flint: Ladyboy
Lou & Andy: Zoo --- Phyllis Church: Brick in Window
Bubbles DeVere: Rich Man --- Sebastian: Cheeky Notes

"Like the British, Americans love dogs. Dogs were, of course, invented in 1952."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E6

EPISODE 6

Originally broadcast: 7 November 2008
Directed by: Michael Patrick Jann, David Schwimmer
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Ellie Grace: Twin's House --- Vicky Pollard: Intensive Care
Senator White: Airport Situation --- Fat Fighters: Childhood
Carol Beer: Elderly Patient --- Emily Howard: Blind Date
George & Sandra: Delayed Flight --- Daffyd Thomas: Lesbians On Campus
Bing Gordyn: Student --- Harvey Pincher: Nappy
Mark & Tom: Recent Surgery --- Lou & Andy: I Don't Need You Anymore

"Children were, of course, abolished in Britain during the 1950s, but remain very popular in America."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

*David Walliams said that this was effectively the fourth series.

SPECIAL

(2009)

SPECIAL

COMIC RELIEF 2009

Originally broadcast: 11 March 2009
Written by: Matt Lucas, David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Ellie Grace: The Sleepover - with Robbie Williams
Carol Beer: Customer Popularity Review - with Catherine Tate

SPECIAL

(2015)

SPECIAL

COMIC RELIEF 2015

Originally broadcast: 13 March 2015
Written by: David Walliams

SKETCHES:
Lou: Visiting the Church - with Stephen Hawking & Catherine Tate

ANDY
PIPKIN

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 27 episodes

LOU
TODD

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 27 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

MRS.
MEAD

Played by Imelda Staunton

VICKY
POLLARD

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 27 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

MR.
COLLIER

Played by David Walliams

OVERSEER

Played by Davenia McFadden

MARJORIE
DAWES

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 25 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

PAUL

Played by Paul Putner

FAT
PAT

Played by Joann Condon

MEERA

Played by Charu Bala Chokshi

TANYA

Played by Leelo Ross

ANNA

Played by Peggy Miley

TONY

Played by Brad Grunberg

JENNY

Played by Lorna Scott

SEBASTIAN
LOVE

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 23 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

MICHAEL
STEVENS (PM)

Played by Anthony Head

SARAH
STEVENS

Played by Stirling Gallacher

ROBERT

Played by Matt Lucas

THE
PRESIDENT

Played by Harry Lennix

DAFFYD
THOMAS

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 21 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

MYFANWY

Played by Ruth Jones

MRS.
THOMAS

Played by Ruth Madoc

EMILY
HOWARD

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 17 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

FLORENCE
ROSE

Played by Matt Lucas

BUBBLES
DeVERE

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 14 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

DESIREE

Played by David Walliams

ROMAN
DeVERE

Played by Rob Brydon

MR.
HUTTON

Played by David Walliams

CAROL
BEER

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 13 episodes

ANNE

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 12 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

DR.
LAWRENCE

Played by Matt Lucas

DR.
BEAGRIE

Played by Steve Furst

MR.
MANN

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 10 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

ROY

Played by Matt Lucas

MARGARET

Voiced by Stirling Gallacher

MAGGIE
BLACKAMOOR

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 8 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

JUDY
PIKE

Played by Matt Lucas

KENNY
CRAIG

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 8 episodes

IAN

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 8 episodes

IAN

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 8 episodes

HARVEY
PINCHER

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 7 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

JANE

Played by Samantha Power

CELIA
PINCHER

Played by Geraldine James

GERALD
PINCHER

Played by Matt Lucas

LEWIS
PINCHER

Played by Matt Malloy

KELLY
PINCHER

Played by Nancy Lenehan

DENNIS
WATERMAN

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 7 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

JEREMY
RENT

Played by Matt Lucas

LINDA
FLINT

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 7 episodes

MR.
CLEAVES

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 7 episodes

DUDLEY
PUNT

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 6 episodes

TING TONG
MACADANGDANG

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 6 episodes

RAY
McCOONEY

Played by David Walliams
Appeared in 5 episodes

DAME
SALLY MARKHAM

Played by Matt Lucas
Appeared in 5 episodes

ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS:

MISS
GRACE

Played by David Walliams