British Comedy: Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible

Years: 2001
Broadcaster: BBC
Genre: Comedy, Spoof
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan
Stars: Steve Coogan, Graham Duff
Episodes: 6
Episode Average: 8.00

BEST EPISODE:
Lesbian Vampire Lovers of Lust (2001)

Presented by...

DR. TERRIBLE

(STEVE COOGAN)

SERIES ONE

(2001)
6 episodes
Series Score: 48
Episode Average: 8.00
Perfect 10's: 2

EPISODE 1

LESBIAN VAMPIRE LOVERS OF LUST

Originally broadcast: 12 November 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

CAPTAIN HANS BROCKEN
(Steve Coogan)

CARMINA
(Sally Bretton)

INGRID
(Anouska Bolton Lee)

REBENOR
(Ben Miller)

COUNTESS KRONSTEEN
(Ronni Ancona)

PRIEST
(Basil Moss)

VIRTUE & CHASTITY
(Hayley Henderson & Sarah Henderson)

TRANSEET VAN EYRE
(Honor Blackman)

A honeymoon couple find themselves pointed in the direction of a castle, the Countess seems instantly interested in the lovely virgin bride, and a chance encounter at the nearby hot spring warns of danger.

"Well, then, I shall have to lend you one of my gowns, andI think it should be quite easy for you to get into my undergarments."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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EPISODE 2

FRENZY OF TONGS

Originally broadcast: 19 November 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

NATHAN BLAZE
(Steve Coogan)

SIR DONALD TYBURN
(John Thomson)

ELIZABETH
(Melanie Gutteridge)

WONG
(David Cheung)

SERGEANT ROHMER
(Mark Benton)

HANG MAN CHANG
(Mark Gatiss)

TORTURER
(Tony Tang)

WOO WOO
(Lourdes Faberes)

INSPECTOR FONG
(Paul Courtenay Hyu)

A Chinese criminal kidnaps a girl to reel in the man who killed him, blueprints for London's water system are stolen from the British library, and a hoard of opium is discovered in an excrement processing room.

"A criminal always makes the mistake of returning to the scene of the crime. But I intend to make that mistake first."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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EPISODE 3

CURSE OF THE BLOOD OF THE LIZARD OF DOOM

Originally broadcast: 26 November 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

DR. DONALD BAXTER
(Steve Coogan)

NURSE MacREEDY
(Louise Paige)

MR. MORTON
(Brendon Stapleton)

PROFESSOR MacLEWTON
(Graham Crowden)

DR. ROWAN LATIMER
(Nia Roberts)

KATHERINE
(Lisa Hayes)

PORTER
(Graham Duff)

ANGUS
(Simon Pegg)

PROSTITUTE
(Michelle McTernan)

POLICEMAN
(Dave Lamb)

A doctor gets ever closer to finding a cure for the common burn, an ultimatum from his superiors forces him to experiment on himself, and the suicide effect of the serum claims yet another victim.

"Forgive me, madam, but you are a shitty, shitty lady!"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 5

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EPISODE $

AND NOW THE FEARING...

Originally broadcast: 3 December 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

DENHAM DENHAM
(Steve Coogan)

STEPHANIE WISE
(Julia Davis)

LIFT ATTENDANT
(John Duigan)

MICHAEL MASTERS
(Alexander Armstrong)

JIM
(Robin Lermitte)

SHEILA
(Zoe Oakes)

LAVINIA
(Felicity Montagu)

SHOP OWNER
(Rosie Cavaliero)

MILTON ROSENBERG
(Oliver Tobias)

JOSH
(Graham Duff)

GRANDMA LEE
(Sheila Keith)

Three people on a tour of a new building get stuck in an elevator, the owner recollects a recent nightmare in which he killed a homeless man, and his fellow passengers share horrifying tales of their own.

"We're starting our tour out on the roof. You'll be blown away."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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EPISODE 5

VOODOO FEET OF DEATH

Originally broadcast: 10 December 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

LESTER CROWN
(Steve Coogan)

BEATRICE CROWN
(Sarah Alexander)

RANDOLPH CLEVELAND
(Jonathan Cake)

DR. MAITLAND
(Tim Pigott-Smith)

MOZIM & UNIM PAWTONT
(Roger Griffiths)

NURSE
(Fiona Welburn)

CHIEF INSPECTOR ELLIS
(Tom Bell)

POLICEMAN
(Graham Duff)

RENAULT
(Martin Gordon)

A jealous dancer loses both of his feet after an accident with a giant pair of scissors, replacements are found when a dockworker is killer, and the donor's brother arrives with a warning that the feet must be returned.

"Don't you see, I'm living on borrowed feet."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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EPISODE 6

SCREAM SATAN SCREAM!

Originally broadcast: 17 November 2001
Directed by: Matt Lipsey
Written by: Graham Duff, Henry Normal, Steve Coogan

CAPTAIN TOBIAS SLATER
(Steve Coogan)

OLD WOMAN WITCH
(Tanya Myers)

TYGON
(Warwick Davis)

MAGGIE
(Julie T. Wallace)

LIZZY
(Angela Pleasence)

NORDEN
(Graham Duff)

DARK HAIRED WENCH
(Tabitha Wady)

TWINS
(Hayley Henderson & Sarah Henderson)

CHARLOTTE
(Stephanie Bagshaw)

PRIEST
(Michael Pennington)

A sleazy witchfinder is cursed when he burns a witch at the stake, a request for help introduces him to another batch of beautiful women, and two witches seek revenge against the man who killed their sister.

"By the devil's trident, thou art forked!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10