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BAMF's July 2019 Cinejourney

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Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody

2.4

Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody...

Familiar Actors:
Angus Macfadyen
Lou Ferrigno
Anna Hutchison
Madison McKinley
Riker Lynch
Piff the Magic Dragon
and
Karol Steele

True Rating: 0.1/10

Body Count: 31 give or take

BAMF's rating:

5.7

Robin Hood: The Rebellion

Familiar Actor:
Kristian Nairn

True Rating: 0.1/10

Body Count: 24 Roughly

BAMF's rating:

3.6

Temple

Familiar Actor:
Logan Huffman

True Rating: 2.7/10

Body Count: 1 At least

BAMF's rating:

3.6

Nocturna

Familiar Actors:
Mike Doyle
Estella Warren
Johnathon Schaech
Billy Blair
Mariana Paola Vicente
Michael Papajohn
and
Dane Rhodes

True Rating: 3.8/10

Body Count: 24 give or take

BAMF's rating:

Arsenal (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Nicolas Cage
John Cusack
Adrian Grenier
Johnathon Schaech
and
Todd Jenkins

True Rating: 4.5/10

Body Count: 10

BAMF's rating:

4.8

Watch If You Dare

Familiar Actress:
Najarra Townsend

True Rating: 4.8/10

Body Count: 10
"Knob Goblins"- 1
"Foodie"- 5
"Stylist"- 1
"Ink"- 3

BAMF's rating:

222

6.4

6.7

Mary Poppins Returns (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Emily Blunt
Ben Whishaw
Emily Mortimer
Julie Walters
Meryl Streep
Colin Firth
Dick Van Dyke
Angela Lansbury
David Warner
Karen Dotrice
Chris O'Dowd
and
Mark Addy

True Rating: 5.2/10

BAMF's rating:

4.4

Escape Plan: The Extractors (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Jaime King
Dave Bautista
Sylvester Stallone
Harry Shum Jr.
Devon Sawa
Malese Jow
50 Cent
Jin Zhang
Daniel Bernhardt
Jeff Chase
and
Stephen Oyoung

True Rating: 5.4/10

Body Count: 24

BAMF's rating:

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero

5.5

All Superheroes Must Die 2: The Last Superhero...

Familiar Actors:
Jason Trost
Sean Whalen
and
Nick Principe

True Rating: 5.6/10

Body Count: 12+

BAMF's rating:

2.7

3.4

The Black Room (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Natasha Henstridge
Lin Shaye
Dominique Swain
Augie Duke
James Duval
Elissa Dowling
Nick Principe
and
Tiffany Shepis

True Rating: 5.8/10

Body Count: 15+

BAMF's rating:

Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

5.5

Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein...

Familiar Actors:
David Harbour
Kate Berlant
Mary Woronov
Alfred Molina
and
Michael Lerner

True Rating: 6/10

Body Count: 7

BAMF's rating:

5.8

Captive State (2019)

Familiar Actors:
John Goodman
Ashton Sanders
Jonathan Majors
Vera Farmiga
Kevin Dunn
James Ransone
Alan Ruck
Madeline Brewer
Machine Gun Kelly
Kevin J. O'Connor
Ben Daniels
D.B. Sweeney
Ta'Rhonda Jones
Alex Henderson
and
Greg Nicotero

True Rating: 6.1/10

Body Count: 20+

BAMF's rating:

6.4

6.5

The Clovehitch Killer (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Dylan McDermot
Samantha Mathis
and
Madisen Beaty

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 1

BAMF's rating:

4.4

5.1

Supervized

Familiar Actors:
Elya Baskin
Tom Berenger
Beau Bridges
Ned Dennehy
Fionnula Flanagan
Fiona Glascott
Louis Gossett Jr.
John Kavanagh
and
Clive Russell

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 4

BAMF's rating:

216

5.2

5.8

Pet Sematary (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Jason Clarke
Amy Seimetz
and
John Lithgow

True Rating: 6.3/10

Body Count: 10

BAMF's rating:

5.3

4.5

Dead House (2014)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.7/10

Body Count: 18+

BAMF's rating:

4.8

Overboard (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Anna Faris
Eugenio Derbez
Eva Longoria
Swoosie Kurtz
John Hannah
Josh Segarra
Alyvia Alyn Lind
Mel Rodriguez
Stephi Chin-Salvo
Hannah Nordberg
Cynthia Mendez
Gary Chalk
Cecilia Suarez
and
Ron Bottitta

True Rating: 6.7/10

BAMF's rating:

4.2

3.7

Critters Attack! (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Dee Wallace
Ava Preston
and
Steve Blum

True Rating: 6.7/10

Body Count: 37+

BAMF's rating:

4.3

4.4

Secret Obsession

Familiar Actors:
Brenda Song
Mike Vogel
Dennis Haysbert
Ashley Scott
Daniel Booko
Michael Patrick McGill
and
Eric Etebari

True Rating: 6.9/10

Body Count: 5

BAMF's rating:

192

6.2

6.7

The Equalizer 2 (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Denzel Washington
Pedro Pascal
Ashton Sanders
Bill Pullman
Melissa Leo
Sakina Jaffrey
Andrei Arlovski
Kimberly Howe
Richard Pacheco
and
Diezel Ramos

True Rating: 7.2/10

Body Count: 11 maybe more

BAMF's rating:

5.2

5.7

Point Blank (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Frank Grillo
Anthony Mackie
Marcia Gay Harden
Teyonah Parris
and
Markice Moore

True Rating: 7.3/10

Body Count: 6

BAMF's rating:

5.4

4.8

Kidnapping Stella

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 7.4/10

Body Count: 2

BAMF's rating:

5.1

Sadie's Last Days on Earth (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Morgan Taylor Campbell
Clark Backo
Ricardo Hoyos
Munro Chambers
Paula Brancati
John Ralston
Emilia McCarthy
Madison Cheeatow
Art Hindle
Amanda Brugel
Michael Seater
and
Lola Flanery

True Rating: 7.4/10

BAMF's rating:

436

7.3

7.7

Mission: Impossible - Fallout

Familiar Actors:
Tom Cruise
Henry Cavill
Ving Rhames
Simon Pegg
Rebecca Ferguson
Sean Harris
Angela Bassett
Vanessa Kirby
Michelle Monaghan
Wes Bentley
Alec Baldwin
Kristoffer Joner
and
Joey Ansah

True Rating: 7.6/10

Body Count: 28 or so

BAMF's rating:

5.3

El Chicano (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Jose Pablo Cantillo
David Castaneda
Raul Castillo
Kate del Castillo
Marlene Forte
Aimee Garcia
George Lopez
Sal Lopez
Emilio Rivera
and
Marco Rodriguez

True Rating: 8/10

Body Count: 39+

BAMF's rating:

6.4

7.1

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Troy Baker
Eric Bauza
Darren Criss
Kyle Mooney
Baron Vaughn
Carlos Alazraqui
John Di Maggio
Keith Ferguson
Brian George
Tom Kenny
and
Tara Strong

True Rating: 8.3/10

Body Count: 18

BAMF's rating:

6.3

5.9

Culture Shock

Familiar Actors:
Martha Higareda
Richard Cabral
Barbara Crampton
Shawn Ashmore
and
Sal Lopez

True Rating: 8.8/10

Body Count: 6

BAMF's rating:

6.7

6.6

The Red Sea Diving Resort

Familiar Actors:
Michael K. Williams
Alessandro Nivola
Chris Evans
Greg Kinnear
Ben Kingsley
Mark Ivanir
Haley Bennett
Michiel Huisman
Karl Thaning
Chris Chalk
and
Alona Tal

True Rating: 9.4/10

Body Count: 53+

BAMF's rating:

600

6.4

7.4

Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Tom Holland
Samuel L. Jackson
Jake Gyllenhaal
Marisa Tomei
Jon Favreau
Zendaya Coleman
Jacob Batalon
Tony Revolori
Angourie Rice
Martin Starr
J.B. Smoove
Jorge Lendeborg Jr.
Cobie Smulders
Toni Garrn
Peter Billingsley
Nicholas Gleaves
J.K. Simmons
Jeff Bridges
Helene Cardona
Massi Furlan
Meagan Holder
and
Ben Mendelsohn

True Rating: 9.4/10

Body Count: 5 At least

BAMF's rating:

140

6.8

7.1

Fighting with My Family

Familiar Actors:
Dwayne Johnson
Nick Frost
Lena Headey
Florence Pugh
Jack Lowden
Julia Davis
Stephen Merchant
Vince Vaughn
Aqueela Zoll
Big Show
Sheamus
John Cena
Lasco Atkins
Britani Knight
Chloe Csengery
The Miz
Karol Steele
and
Chris Wilson

True Rating: 10/10

BAMF's rating:

248

6.8

7.1

Bad Times at the El Royale (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Jeff Bridges
Cynthia Erivo
Dakota Johnson
Jon Hamm
Chris Hemsworth
Lewis Pullman
Nick Offerman
Shea Whigham
Jim O'Heir
Bethany Brown
William B. Davis
Manny Jacinto
Jonathan Whitesell
Katharine Isabelle
and
Sarah Smyth

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 87+

BAMF's rating:

441

6.8

7.3

Alita: Battle Angel (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Rosa Salazar
Christoph Waltz
Jennifer Connelly
Mahershala Ali
Ed Skrein
Jackie Earle Haley
Jorge Lendeborg Jr.
Lana Condor
Jeff Fahey
Eiza Gonzalez
Derek Mears
Leonard Wu
Rick Yune
Casper Van Dien
Billy Blair
Elle LaMont
Jorge A. Jimenez
Jai Courtney
Edward Norton
Michelle Rodriguez
and
Gary Teague

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 37+

BAMF's rating:

4.9

Girls with Balls (2018)

Familiar Actor:
Guillaume Canet
Denis Lavant
Manon Azem
and
Tiphaine Daviot

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 32+

BAMF's rating:

378

6.2

6.6

Pokémon: Detective Pikachu (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Ryan Reynolds
Justice Smith
Kathryn Newton
Bill Nighy
Ken Watanabe
Suki Waterhouse
Rita Ora
Karan Soni
Simone Ashley
Ikue Ootani
Lasco Atkins
and
Rob Delaney

True Rating: 10/10

BAMF's rating:

165

4.5

5.3

Hellboy (2019)

Familiar Actors:
Mark Stanley
Brian Gleeson
Milla Jovovich
Penelope Mitchell
Ian McShane
David Harbour
Alistair Petrie
Sophie Okonedo
Kristina Klebe
Thomas Haden Church
Stephen Graham
Sasha Lane
Daniel Dae Kim
and
Douglas Tait

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 302 at least

BAMF's rating:

554

6.2

Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Dwayne Johnson
Kevin Hart
Jack Black
Karen Gillan
Rhys Darby
Bobby Cannavale
Nick Jonas
Alex Wolff
Madison Iseman
Marin Hinkle
Tracey Bonner
Missi Pyle
Marc Evan Jackson
Carlease Burke
William Tokarsky
Rohan Chand
Tait Fletcher
Colin Hanks
Sylvia Jeffries
and
Demetrice Jackson

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 15

BAMF's rating:

Awards & Other Things

Best Picture of the Month: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Oddest Picture of the Month: Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody
Worst Picture of the Month: Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody
Best New to me Actor: Jella Haase (Kidnapping Stella)
Best Lead Actress: Florence Pugh (Fighting with my Family)
Best Supporting Actress: Milla Jovovich (Hellboy)
Worst Actress: Thalia Zucchi (Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody)
Best Lead Actor: Chris Evans (Red Sea Diving Resort)
Best Supporting Actor: Michael K. Williams (Red Sea Diving Resort)
Worst Actor: Nicolas Cage (Arsenal)
Guilty Pleasure Fun Picture: Hellboy
Surprise Good Picture of the Month: Hellboy
Most Brutal Death Scene: Hellboy
Best Sequel or Remake: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Worst Sequel or Remake: Robin Hood: The Rebellion
Best Twist: Spider-Man: Far From Home
Best Visual Effects: Hellboy
Worst Visual Effects: Purge of Kingdoms: The Unauthorized Game of Thrones Parody

Under the Radar Movies I Recommend Seeing:
El Chicano
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Culture Shock
The Red Sea Diving Resort
Fighting with my Family
Girls with Balls
Hellboy

Most Seen Actors This Month:
Billy Blair- 2
Johnathon Schaech- 2
Nick Principe- 2
David Harbour- 2
Ashton Sanders- 2
Sal Lopez- 2
Dwayne Johnson- 2
Karol Steele- 2
Jorge Lendeborg Jr.- 2