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BAMF's January 2018 Cinejourney

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1 Star

3.8

The Honor Farm (2017)...

Familiar Actors:
Dora Madison Burge
Liam Aiken
Will Brittain
and
Samuel Davis

True Rating: 0.5/10

Body Count: 1

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Brand New-U (2015)...

Familiar Actors:
Nora-Jane Noone
Nick Blood
and
Tony Way

True Rating: 0.5/10

Body Count: 2

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3 Stars

5.7

4.6

Slumber Party Massacre II (1987)

Familiar Actress:
Heidi Kozak

True Rating: 2.8/10

Body Count: 9

BAMF's rating:

3.4

Day of the Dead: Bloodline (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Jonathaon Schaech
Mark Rhino Smith
and
Teodora Duhovnikova

True Rating: 2.8/10

Body Count: 104+

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4 Stars

4.3

Keep Watching

Familiar Actors:
Bella Thorne
Chandler Riggs
Ioan Gruffudd
Natalie Martinez
Leigh Whannell
Matthew Willig
and
Christopher Baker

True Rating: 3.7/10

Body Count: 9

BAMF's rating:

2.6

4.7

Inside

Familiar Actors:
Rachel Nichols
and
Laura Harring

True Rating: 3.7/10

Body Count: 9

Note: They need to stop remaking French Extreme Horror films and completely taking away from what they offered. Martyrs and this just didn't them any justice.

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Cook Off! (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Louie Anderson
Diedrich Bader
Mo Collins
Ben Falcone
Phil LaMarr
Steve Little
Melissa McCarthy
Wendi McLendon-Covey
Annie Mumolo
Niecy Nash
Jack Plotnick
Jim Rash
Stephen Root
Cristine Rose
Romy Rosemont
Mindy Sterling
Tara Subkoff
Gary Anthony Williams
and
Cedric Yarbrough

True Rating: 3.5/10

Note: This movie should have stayed in the vault. It took a whole decade to release and it wasn't worth it.

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5 Stars

5.9

6.1

Black Butterfly (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Antonio Banderas
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Piper Perabo
Brian Goodman
and
Nicholas Aaron

True Rating: 4.6/10

Body Count: 1

BAMF's rating:

3.4

Gun Shy (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Antonio Banderas
Olga Kurylenko
and
Martin Dingle Wall

True Rating: 4.7/10

Body Count: 4

BAMF's rating:

6.5

6.6

Gremlins: Recall (2017)...

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 4.6/10

Body Count: 1

BAMF's rating:

3.3

Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Richard Grieco
Sara Malakul Lane
and
Dave Mustaine

True Rating: 4.7/10

Body Count: 24

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6 Stars

4.6

Godzilla: Planet of the Monsters

Familiar Actors:
Robbie Daymond
and
Mamoru Miyano

True Rating: 5.8/10

Body Count: 50+

BAMF's rating:

6.3

Lazer Team 2 (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Burnie Burns
Gavin Free
Michael Jones
Colton Dunn
Nichole Bloom
Victoria Pratt
Gus Sorola
Alexandria Deberry
Kirk C. Johnson
Barbara Dunkelman
and
Gary Teague

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 47+

BAMF's rating:

3.8

4.8

The Vault (2017)

Familiar Actors:
James Franco
Taryn Manning
Francesca Eastwood
Q'Orianka Kilcher
Clifton Collins Jr.
and
Jill Jane Clements

True Rating: 5.7/10

Body Count: 10+

BAMF's rating:

4.9

5.4

Bullet Head (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Adrien Brody
Antonio Banderas
John Malkovich
and
Rory Culkin

True Rating: 6.2/10

Body Count: 19+

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7 Stars

5.2

5.7

Acts of Vengeance (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Antonio Banderas
Isaac Florentine
Robert Forster
Velislav Pavlov
Johnathon Schaech
Mark Rhino Smith
Karl Urban
Raicho Vasilev
and
Paz Vega

True Rating: 6.5/10

Body Count: 2

BAMF's rating:

5.7

Broken Sword Hero (2017)

Familiar Actors:
None

True Rating: 6.6/10

Body Count: 28

BAMF's rating:

144

5.4

6.2

Before I Wake (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Kate Bosworth
Thomas Jane
Jacob Tremblay
Annabeth Gish
Dash Mihok
Lance E. Nichols
and
Scottie Thompson

True Rating: 7.3/10

Body Count: 4

BAMF's rating:

5.3

5.6

Lazer Team (2016)

Familiar Actors:
Burnie Burns
Gavin Free
Michael Jones
Colton Dunn
Alexandria Deberry
Alan Ritchson
Kirk C. Johnson
Irina Voronina
Gus Sorola
Justine Ezarik
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Barbara Dunkelman
Gary Teague
and
Meg Turney

True Rating: 6.8/10

Body Count: 1017+

BAMF's rating:

3.4

3.3

The Open House

Familiar Actors:
Dylan Minnette
Patricia Bethune
Sharif Atkins
Aaron Abrams
Katie Walder
Paul Rae
Leigh Parker
and
Matt Angel

True Rating: 6.6/10

Body Count: 5

BAMF's rating:

102

5.3

5.5

Mom and Dad (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Nicolas Cage
Selma Blair
Anne Winters
Lance Henriksen
Joseph D. Reitman
Rachel Melvin
Olivia Crocicchia
Zackary Arthur
and
Bokeem Woodbine

True Rating: 7.2/10

Body Count: 10+

BAMF's rating:

5.3

5.9

The Polka King (2017)...

Familiar Actors:
Jack Black
Jenny Slate
Jason Scwartzman
Jacki Weaver
J.B. Smoove
Robert Capron
Willie Garson
Vanessa Bayer
Jeffery Kincannon
Richard Pacheco
and
Alex Ziwak

True Rating: 6.7/10

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8 Stars

6.5

6.8

A Futile and Stupid Gesture (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Annette O'Toole
Harry Groener
Martin Mull
David Wain
Domhnall Gleeson
Will Forte
Camille Guaty
Brad Morris
Carla Gallo
Rick Overton
Mark Metcalf
David Krumholtz
Matt Walsh
Elvy Yost
Thomas Lennon
Matt Lucas
Natasha Lyonne
Bob Stephenson
Chris Redd
Ed Helms
Jackie Tohn
Seth Green
John Gemberling
Joel McHale
Meera Rohit Kumbhani
Nelson Franklin
Emmy Rossum
Max Greenfield
Joe Lo Truglio
Finn Wittrock
Brian Huskey
Rich Sommer
Abigail Klein
Paul Scheer
Martha Smith
Leslie Nielsen
Robert Hays
Lindsey Kraft
and
Bambadjan Bamba

True Rating: 8.4/10

Body Count: 1

BAMF's rating:

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie

146

6.4

6.2

Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Kevin Hart
Ed Helms
Nick Kroll
Thomas Middleditch
Jordan Peele
Kristen Schaal
Dee Dee Rescher
Brian Posehn
David Soren
Leslie David Baker
Sugar Lyn Beard
and
Chris Miller

True Rating: 8.3/10

Body Count: 12

BAMF's rating:

5.9

5.7

Security (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Antonio Banderas
Ben Kingsley
Liam McIntyre
Cung Le
Chad Lindberg
Gabriella Wright
and
Mark Rhino Smith

True Rating: 8.3/10

Body Count: 50

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9 Stars

6.1

5.7

Victor Crowley (2017)...

Familiar Actors:
Parry Shen
Kane Hodder
Laura Ortiz
Dave Sheridan
Felissa Rose
Chase Williamson
Tiffany Shepis
Jonah Rey
and
Tyler Mane

True Rating: 9.3/10

Body Count: 15

BAMF's rating:

4.5

5.1

Manhunt (2008)

Familiar Actors:
Lasse Valdal
Jeppe Beck Laursen
and
Kristofer Hivju

True Rating: 9.3/10

Body Count: 11

BAMF's rating:

6.3

5.4

Step Sisters

Familiar Actors:
Megalyn Echikunwoke
Eden Sher
Gage Golightly
Alessandra Torresani
Nia Jervier
Marque Richardson
Naturi Naughton
Matt McGorry
Robert Curtis Brown
and
Emmanuel Hudson

True Rating: 9.4/10

BAMF's rating:

600

7.3

7.7

The Experiment (2001)

Familiar Actors:
Justus von Dohnanyi
and
Edgar Selge

True Rating: 9.2/10

Body Count: 2

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10 Stars

418

7.2

7.3

The Disaster Artist (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Dave Franco
James Franco
Seth Rogen
Ari Graynor
Alison Brie
Jacki Weaver
Paul Scheer
Zac Efron
Josh Hutcherson
June Diane Raphael
Megan Mullally
Jason Mantzoukas
Sharon Stone
John Early
Melanie Griffith
Hannibal Buress
Charlyne Yi
Jessie Ennis
Peter Gilroy
Lauren Ash
Sugar Lyn Beard
Bob Odenkirk
Brian Huskey
Megan Ferguson
Randall Park
Casey Wilson
Jerrod Carmichael
Xosha Roquemore
Dree Hemingway
Zoey Deutch
Ike Barinholtz
Kevin Smith
Keegan Michael Key
Adam Scott
Danny McBride
Kristen Bell
J.J. Abrams
Lizzy Caplan
Judd Apatow
Zach Braff
Eliza Coupe
Erin Cummings
David DeCoteau
Brett Gelman
Ricky Mabe
Dylan Minnette
Christopher Mintz-Plasse
Jason Mitchell
Greg Sestero
and
Kate Upton

Cameos:
Tommy Wiseau
and
Bryan Cranston

True Rating: 10/10

BAMF's rating:

773

7.4

8.4

Coco (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Gael García Bernal
Benjamin Bratt
Alanna Ubach
Renee Victor
Gabriel Iglesias
Lombardo Boyar
Natalia Cordova-Buckley
Edward James Olmos
Cheech Marin
and
John Ratzenberger

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 5 (Though considering most of the characters main and background are already dead it's much much more)

BAMF's rating:

783

7.3

The Shape of Water

Familiar Actors:
Sally Hawkins
Michael Shannon
Richard Jenkins
Octavia Spencer
Michael Stuhlbarg
Doug Jones
David Hewlett
Nick Searcy
Lauren Lee Smith
Martin Roach
John Kapelos
Morgan Kelly
Dru Viergever
and
Cody Ray Thompson

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 6

BAMF's rating:

5.9

Tragedy Girls (2017)

Familiar Actors:
Brianna Hildebrand
Alexandra Shipp
Jack Quaid
Kevin Durand
Timothy V. Murphy
Nicky Whelan
Elise Neal
Craig Robinson
Austin Abrams
William Tokarsky
and
Josh Hutcherson

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: Roughly 129

BAMF's rating:

6.8

5.2

Death Race: Beyond Anarchy (2018)

Familiar Actors:
Zach McGowan
Fred Koehler
Christine Marzano
Cassie Clare
Danny Trejo
Danny Glover
Velislav Pavlov
Nicholas Aaron
and
Julian Seager

True Rating: 10/10

Body Count: 64

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Awards & Other Things

Best Picture of the Month: Coco
Oddest Picture of the Month: The Honor Farm
Worst Picture of the Month: The Honor Farm
Best New to me Actor: Piercey Dalton (The Open House)
Best Lead Actress: Sally Hawkins (The Shape of Water)
Best Supporting Actress: Octavia Spencer (The Shape of Water)
Worst Actress: Bella Thorne (Keep Watching)
Best Lead Actor: James Franco (The Disaster Artist)
Best Supporting Actor: Richard Jenkins (The Shape of Water)
Worst Actor: Chandler Riggs (Keep Watching)
Guilty Pleasure Fun Picture: Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy
Surprise Good Picture of the Month: Step Sisters
Most Brutal Death Scene: Tragedy Girls
Best Sequel or Remake: Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy
Worst Sequel or Remake: Day of the Dead: Bloodline
Best Twist: Coco
Best Visual Effects: Coco
Worst Visual Effects: Halloween Pussy Trap Kill Kill

Under the Radar Movies I Recommend Seeing:
Security
Step Sisters
Manhunt
Tragedy Girls
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
Victor Crowley
A Futile and Stupid Gesture
Death Race 4: Beyond Anarchy

Most Seen Actors This Month:
Antonio Banderas- 5
Mark Rhino Smith- 3
James Franco- 2
Ed Helms- 2
Paul Scheer- 2
Velislav Pavlov- 2
Nicholas Aaron- 2
Brian Huskey- 2
Jacki Weaver- 2
Dylan Minnette- 2
Burnie Burns- 2
Gavin Free- 2
Michael Jones- 2
Colton Dunn- 2
Gus Sorola- 2
Alexandria Deberry- 2
Kirk C. Johnson- 2
Barbara Dunkelman- 2
Gary Teague- 2
Sugar Lyn Beard- 2
Jonathon Schaech- 2