Quest for the Mighty Sword (The Hobgoblin) (1990)

“There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

- No big battle scenes.

- Really bad sword fighting... this is a big downer for a S&S film.

Muscles/boobs:

- No nudity. Downright disgraceful for a Sword and Sorcery film.

- Not one muscled dude to be found. Immediate -5 stars.

- Main actor was big.... and fat for a S&S film.

Creative plot/enemies:

+ The sets and locations were very well for the budget

+ Annnnnd all the money went into the clothing and creature designs.

+ The lead bad guy had the only good acting in the entire film.

- There wasn't a drop of acting anywhere, everyone was stiff as boards.” read more

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"When Prince Ator becomes 18, he gets a mighty sword from the mean sorcerer gnome Grindl, to free the Goddess Dehamira and her people. On his journey he has to fight against dragons and other fantastic figures. The 4th in the Ator series and surely the worst of the lot. It takes the franchise to new depths of ineptitude. Prince Ator gets to fight a siamese robot and then a poor man's mini version of Godzilla in a cave. It has to be seen to be believed just how shit they do this sequence. I canno"