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People who added this item 9243 Average listal rating (6795 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.8
Fight Club (1999)
Tyler Durden: Hey, you created me. I didn't create some loser alter-ego to make myself feel better. Take some responsibility!

Tyler Durden: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE!
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People who added this item 5279 Average listal rating (3590 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.9
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Tour guide Barbie: And this is the Buzz Lightyear aisle. Back in 1995, short-sighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.

Rex: How do you spell FBI?
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People who added this item 2931 Average listal rating (1861 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.9
Almost Famous (2000)
Russell Hammond: I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Dennis Hope: If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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People who added this item 4027 Average listal rating (2618 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
Bianca: Can we for two seconds ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's River kids, sleeping in each other's beds and whatnot?

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People who added this item 1449 Average listal rating (960 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.1
Archie Gates: Sit down. What do you see here?
Chief Elgin: Bunkers, sir.
Archie Gates: What's in them?
Troy Barlow: Stuff they stole from Kuwait.
Archie Gates: Bullshit. I'm talking about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.
Conrad Vig: You mean them little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?
Archie Gates: No, not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.
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People who added this item 946 Average listal rating (621 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.3
Tracy Flick: Good morning, Mr. M. Looks like you could use a CUPCAKE!
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People who added this item 2764 Average listal rating (1854 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Dogma (1999)
Bartleby: Hello, we'd like two tickets to New Jersey, please.
Bus Station Attendant: Jersey's sold out, sir.
Loki: What?
Bus Station Attendant: There's one at the same time tomorrow. I suggest you not underestimate the staggering drawing power of the Garden State, and show up two hours in advance.
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People who added this item 3622 Average listal rating (2458 ratings) 8.1 IMDB Rating 8.5
Verbal: After that my guess is that you will never hear from him again. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Interrogation Cop: What are you saying?
Fenster: I said he'll flip you.
Interrogation Cop: He'll what?
Fenster: Flip you. Flip ya for real.
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People who added this item 74 Average listal rating (55 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.4
Deep Star Six (1989)
James 'Jim' Richardson: Well, at least Snyder will get his name in the Guinness book of records. I mean, causing two nuclear explosions in one afternoon has to be some sort of record.
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People who added this item 185 Average listal rating (126 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.8
Steven Beck: And Sixpack, if you call me Becky one more time I'm going to pop your tops, all six of them.
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People who added this item 1365 Average listal rating (920 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.8
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Russell Franklin: Was that a goddamn shark broke through that door?
Carter Blake: I expect so.
Russell Franklin: You expect so? Huh. Well, well, well. Am I the only asshole down here who thinks that a tad bit odd?
Russell Franklin: It can do that? Bust through a steel door?
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People who added this item 699 Average listal rating (474 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.4
Bowfinger (1999)
Robert K. Bowfinger: She had the personality of a ZIP code in Kansas.
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Felicity Shagwell: I want to see what happens in the 70s and 80s.
Austin: The 70s and the 80s? You're not missing anything, believe me. I've looked into it. There's a gas shortage and A Flock of Seagulls. That's about it.

Dr. Evil: Any ways, the key to this plan is the giant laser. It was invented by the noted Cambridge physicist Dr. Parsons. Therefore, we shall call it the Alan Parsons Project.
Scott: Oh, my God.
Dr. Evil: What now?
Scott: The Alan Parsons Project is a progressive rock band in 1982. Why don't you just name it 'Operation Wang-Chung'? Ass.
Dr. Evil: I'm sorry, I don't...
Scott: Oh nothing. I'm sure 'Operation Bananarama' will be huge.
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People who added this item 1922 Average listal rating (1302 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.7
Office Space (1999)
Peter Gibbons: What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

Peter Gibbons: Look, I don't know about you guys, but I'm tired of being pushed around. Aren't you?
Samir: Yes, Peter, but I'm not going to do anything illegal.
Peter Gibbons: Illegal? Samir, this is America.
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People who added this item 6663 Average listal rating (4573 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.3
Carolyn Burnham: Uh, whose car is that out front?
Lester Burnham: Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!
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People who added this item 1355 Average listal rating (923 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Insidious (2011)
Tucker: A picture's worth a thousand words.
Specs: Words are worth a thousand words, too.
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People who added this item 2046 Average listal rating (1383 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.3
Katie: You promised me - don't look at me like that! - you promised me you weren't going to mess with that stuff.
Micah: No. I promised you I wasn't going to buy a Ouija board. I didn't buy a Ouija board. I borrowed a Ouija board.
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People who added this item 126 Average listal rating (78 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.9
Zero Effect (1998)
Steve Arlo: There aren't evil guys and innocent guys. It's just... It's just... It's just a bunch of guys.
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People who added this item 6155 Average listal rating (4418 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.2
Truman: Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
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People who added this item 4328 Average listal rating (2916 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7.1
Ted: So you're moving down to Miami?
Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer.
Ted: With who?
Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni.
Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat?
Pat Healy: It was. They're changing their image.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 dwarves. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!
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People who added this item 2735 Average listal rating (1845 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
Big (1988)
MacMillan: You can't see this on a marketing report.
Josh: Um, what's a marketing report?
MacMillan: Exactly.
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People who added this item 1862 Average listal rating (1198 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.5
Pleasantville (1998)
David: They're happy like this.
Jennifer: No, David. Nobody's happy in a poodle skirt and a sweater set.
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People who added this item 801 Average listal rating (546 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7
Out of Sight (1998)
Jack Foley: I know a guy who walks into a bank with a little glass bottle. He tells everyone it's nitroglycerine. He scores some money off the teller, walks out. On his way out, the bottle breaks, he slips on it and knocks himself out. The "nitro" was Canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones who know what they're doing. I doubt if one in twenty could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are fucking morons.
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People who added this item 456 Average listal rating (320 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.5
Bob Costas: And joining us in the booth this evening, big fan of BASEketball, Tony Nocholino, who plays, as you know, Latino cut-up "Scooter" on the new hit comedy series "What's the Difference?" airing between "Recycled Junk" starring Lisa Campbell and "Same Old Crap" featuring teen heartthrob Mark Swenson, all part of the great fall lineup on our network's "Who gives a rat's ass?" Thursdays.
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People who added this item 803 Average listal rating (536 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.6
Vinny Gambini: How many fingers am I holding up?
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Let the record show that counselor is holding up two fingers.
Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, please!

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People who added this item 2435 Average listal rating (1652 ratings) 4.8 IMDB Rating 5.4
Godzilla (1998)
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: That's a lot of fish.

Sergeant O'Neal: I can't believe it, uh... he did all of this and... we did nothing to him.
Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Ah, that's not true. We fed him.
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People who added this item 1367 Average listal rating (921 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.7
Leo Getz: They fuck you with cell phones. That's what it is. They're fuckin' you with the cell phone. They love it when you get cut off. Y'know why, huh? You know why? 'Cause when you call back - -which they know you're gonna do. - -they charge you for that fuckin' first minute again at that high rate.
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Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.

Raoul Duke: Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?
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People who added this item 1854 Average listal rating (1237 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
Brill: What? That's my best aloha shirt.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, well say "aloha" to it.

Robert Clayton Dean: What the hell is happening?
Brill: I blew up the building.
Robert Clayton Dean: Why?
Brill: Because you made a phone call.

Robert Clayton Dean: You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.
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People who added this item 1139 Average listal rating (710 ratings) 5 IMDB Rating 5.5
Chucky: Go ahead and shoot! I'll be back! I ALWAYS come back!... But dying is such a bitch!

Chucky: Let me put it this way. If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to do it justice.
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People who added this item 4267 Average listal rating (2867 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.1
The Dude: God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Walter Sobchak: You mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

The Dude: Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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People who added this item 2860 Average listal rating (1939 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7.1
Blade (1998)
Blade: You better wake up. The world you live in is just a sugar-coated topping! There is another world beneath it - the real world. And if you wanna survive it, you better learn to pull the trigger!

Blade: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
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People who added this item 3419 Average listal rating (2295 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.1
Fargo (1996)
Carl Showalter: Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk, either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
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People who added this item 1039 Average listal rating (687 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.4
Wall Street (1987)
Gordon Gekko: The point is, ladies and gentleman, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of its forms; greed for life, for money, for love, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind. And greed, you mark my words, will not only save Teldar Paper, but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you very much.
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People who added this item 4685 Average listal rating (3261 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 6.7
Lev Andropov: It's stuck, yes?
Watts: Back off! You don't know the components!
Lev Andropov: Components. American components, Russian Components, ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!
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People who added this item 497 Average listal rating (324 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
Sue: People get carjacked.
Trent: Who's gonna carjack your fuckin' K-Car? He's right Sue you don't need to carry a gat!
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People who added this item 2131 Average listal rating (1545 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.2
Ace Levy: Ain't it great how they want to be your friend right after they rip your guts out?
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People who added this item 730 Average listal rating (519 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.4
Vacation (1983)
Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark?
Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
Rusty Griswold: Dad, you wan an Asprin?
Clark: DON'T TOUCH!

Lasky, Guard at Walleyworld: Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
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People who added this item 1039 Average listal rating (728 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.6
Clark: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?
Clark: No, I have one of those at home.
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People who added this item 390 Average listal rating (274 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 6
Marty: You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money your were gonna to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!
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People who added this item 308 Average listal rating (200 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 6.1
Orgazmo (1998)
Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?
Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
Everybody: Geddy Lee!
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People who added this item 7085 Average listal rating (5063 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Men in Black (1997)
Beatrice: You here to make fun of me too?
Kay: No, ma'am. We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we're aware of. May we come in?
Beatrice: Sure.
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Dr. Ian Malcolm: Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
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People who added this item 4186 Average listal rating (2876 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
Liar Liar (1997)
Max Reede: Is wrestling real?
Fletcher: In the Olympics, yes. On channel 23, no.
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People who added this item 1918 Average listal rating (1194 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 5.5
Lyle: No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all.

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People who added this item 4285 Average listal rating (2883 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.7
Henry Hill: If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life. And they always seem to come at a time that you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.
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Captain Dudley Smith: You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?
Bud White: In technicolor, sir.
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People who added this item 2682 Average listal rating (1800 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.5
Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
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People who added this item 709 Average listal rating (469 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Marty: They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

Debi: So, is there a Mrs. Mysterio?
Martin Q. Blank: No, but I do have a very nice cat?
Debi: Not the same.
Martin Q. Blank: Well, you don't know my cat, it's very demanding.
Debi: It? You don't know if it's a boy or girl?
Martin Q. Blank: I respect its privacy.
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People who added this item 3935 Average listal rating (2563 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.3
Sean: Do you have a soul mate?
Will: Define that.
Sean: Someone you can relate to, someone who opens things up for you.
Will: Sure, I got plenty.
Sean: Well, name them.
Will: Shakespeare, Nietzsche, Frost, O'Conner...
Sean: Well that's great. They're all dead.
Will: Not to me, they're not.
Sean: You can't have a lot of dialogue with them.
Will: Not without a heater and some serious smelling salts.

Lambeau: Sometimes I wish I had never met you. Because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there.
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