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Added by Lex on 21 Sep 2011 12:59
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Cheesy '"family" photos. Bleccchhh!

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People who added this item 1238 Average listal rating (943 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 7.4
ALF (1986)


Ugh. What was this sort of shit in the 80s?







I am *so* glad my family was dysfunctional and there are no idiotic photos like this of us floating around...
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People who added this item 232 Average listal rating (174 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8.3
Good old Archie Bunker.

The portrait of a family destined for ulcers and suicide attempts...
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People who added this item 1936 Average listal rating (1535 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
American Dad! (2005)
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People who added this item 1828 Average listal rating (1148 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.9
Yes, there are dumb ones for the sequel too.

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People who added this item 1231 Average listal rating (853 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 6.6
Child's Play (1988)


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People who added this item 1164 Average listal rating (724 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.6
Just weird...

Where the hell does that kid's arm lead to? There is something very weird about this photo....
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People who added this item 33 Average listal rating (24 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
This show was so old fashioned and quaint, I can't actually make that much fun of it. Yes. It was quaint.




Where is Uncle Beeeeeel?
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People who added this item 4611 Average listal rating (3652 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 8.2
Family Guy (1999)
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People who added this item 602 Average listal rating (431 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.6
Ewww.


Urkel isn't part of that family!

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People who added this item 3134 Average listal rating (2165 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 7.8
Not really a family, but lame family style all the same...



I was sure I added these before... major deja vu here.
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People who added this item 1702 Average listal rating (1289 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.7
Full House (1987)
How could you *not* expect these freaks to have a million of these photos... *shudders uncontrollably...









God the clothes sucked so so much back then... Jesus...



That one is seriously freaky!





How on earth could people actually wear that crap?!


I can just imagine this show with today's issues. Some emo kid cuts in the kitchen and the father flips out because he just got the floor nice and clean.... seriously this was one messed up show. That my cousins watched every day at 3. Ugh. I could have walked away but I was too lazy.


This show would have been awesome (sort of) if the guys had all been cross-dressers and you had to pick out which one was really the female suffering from post partum depression. My guess is it's the "father", he looks about ready to snap (look at him)!

This week, special guest star Andrea Yates and.... never mind, I can't possibly say what I was going to say. But really, a "Shutter Island" cross-over with those idiot kids laid out in front of the slip and slide.... yeah, I will have to go back to working on my horror lists soon.

I just want to punch all of these people in their annoying little brown-nosing faces.
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People who added this item 442 Average listal rating (317 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.6
Growing Pains (1985)
The little blond kid's head looks way too big. Maybe he is supposed to be "special".


This was taken after Leo Di Caprio's street-kid character weasels his way into the family by looking cute. He has it all, doesn't he? Good looks, intelligence, an ability to manipulate unsuspecting families, access to gasoline...
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People who added this item 1485 Average listal rating (1183 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7.3
Just- if this family were real...just...damn. I hate these people. Thank god they are cartoons.



Yet another reason never to visit Texas....or the Southern States in general.
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People who added this item 1758 Average listal rating (1362 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 8.1


It's amazing how many of these "families" have pet dogs. Why not cats? Cats aren't good enough for these people?!
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People who added this item 634 Average listal rating (435 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.9
Medium (2005)
Smile weirdo psychic family!



Was that the Wal-mart special? Seriously, where was this taken? They could have at least splurged and gotten the fake autumnal trees background, couldn't they?
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This is the type of creepy family photo that tells the viewer... don't EVER screw with these people. EVER.



(Actually, I love how this production photo is so damn misleading and has nothing at all to do with the spirit of the movie).
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People who added this item 2014 Average listal rating (1290 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Poltergeist (1982)
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People who added this item 355 Average listal rating (228 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 5.7


The dog looks permanently traumatized. The first movie was bad enough...
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People who added this item 79 Average listal rating (60 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 7.1
Small Wonder (1985)


I love how the stalkerish neighbor girl on the far left is in the family portrait... seriously, they need to get a restraining order. And the least she can do is sit up properly like the rest of the family.

I never noticed before but the boy is one tubby little mother effer. Maybe put down the twinkies and go play outside or something, the spare tire around his prepubescent gut is about to explode.

What an ugly family.
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People who added this item 4292 Average listal rating (3454 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 8.7
South Park (1997)


Stan looks mildly evil in this line up, but it's Kenny who really reminds me of Henry from "the Good Son" in this image.
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People who added this item 427 Average listal rating (305 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.5
Step by Step (1991)
The only thing I sort of liked about this show was the intro music.

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People who added this item 375 Average listal rating (261 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.6



Are the parents getting married? Could the kids look anymore upset? Jeez.


Look at these douche-bags.
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People who added this item 1052 Average listal rating (797 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 7.3


Jello, anyone? Anyone want some Jello? Look, I'm a shiznattz WHAT? That's insane! *makes idiotic Bill Cosby noises*



The little girl in the front was thinking about killing him but then there'd be no more JELLO!
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People who added this item 2952 Average listal rating (2330 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.9

Oh Carlton. Yes you just are the shiz-nit, aren't you? Seriously, I can't speak "black".
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People who added this item 6055 Average listal rating (4761 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.7
The Simpsons (1989)
What can I say? Only family here (except maybe for the Barclay's from Child's Play and the Freeling's from the Poltergeist movies) I can actually stomach.



Come to think of it I think I do have some family photos somewhere... or my mother does. Snapped by my uncle while we stood in front of the barbecue pit looking clueless.
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People who added this item 929 Average listal rating (615 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 7


The older girl is high as a kite and the younger one looks like Uncle Buck just ripped one. How do these types of promotional shots sell anything?
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Just what it says. Cheesy family photos, or posed group photos. The type of shit most families have *somewhere*, except for the dysfunctional families like mine that never get around to taking shitty photographs like this.

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