British Comedy: Confessions...

BEST FILM:
Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974)

CONFESSIONS OF A
WINDOW CLEANER

Released: 16 August 1974
(87 minutes)
Directed by: Val Guest
Written by: Christopher Wood, Val Guest

Timmy's told that his female customers may require additional services,
his family are horrified when he gets involved with a pretty copper, and his new girlfriend threatens to handcuff him unless he behaves himself.

"She was the type of girl you say 'Please may I?' before you give her one... a card I mean."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

CONFESSIONS OF A
POP PERFORMER

Released: July 1974
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood

Sid signs up a band when he decides there's money to be made in music, an attempt to service a customer to secure a booking draws a blank, and Timmy has to step in when an accident puts the drummer out of action.

"Yeah, swinging from strap to strap... Him Tarzan, you Jane. Here, have a banana. You look like you lost your nuts."

HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4

CONFESSIONS OF A
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR

Released: 12 September 1976
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood

Sid and Timmy take over a driving school when the owners leave town, moving into the wrong office does little to impress a rival company, and hopes of securing a merger mean getting much closer to the opposition.

"I say, I wonder if you could do me a favour... Well could you stick this up?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

CONFESSIONS FROM A
HOLIDAY CAMP

Released: 1 August 1977
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood

Sid thinks he's onto a winner when he reopens a holiday camp in March, a new owner insists that their jobs depend on a beauty competition, and Timmy's tasked with searching the camp for the loveliest talent around.

"I was, er... just trying to enter you wife for the... er..."

HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2

TIMOTHY LEA

Played by Robin Askwith

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)

Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)

SIDNEY NOGGETT

Played by Anthony Booth

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)

Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)

ROSIE NOGGETT

Played by Sheila White

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)

Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)

MR. LEA

Played by Bill Maynard

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)

Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)

MRS. LEA

Played by Dandy Nichols

Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)

Played by Doris Hare

Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)

Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)

Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)