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Genre: Sexcom, Comedy
Written by: Christopher Wood, Val Guest
Stars: Robin Askwith, Anthony Booth
Films: 4
Film Average: 5.000
BEST FILM:
Confessions of a Window Cleaner (1974)
Onion Jack's rating:
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5.5
4.3
CONFESSIONS OF A
Released: 16 August 1974
WINDOW CLEANER
(87 minutes)
Directed by: Val Guest
Written by: Christopher Wood, Val Guest
Timmy's told that his female customers may require additional services,
his family are horrified when he gets involved with a pretty copper, and his new girlfriend threatens to handcuff him unless he behaves himself.
"She was the type of girl you say 'Please may I?' before you give her one... a card I mean."
HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7
Onion Jack's rating:
18
5.5
3.3
CONFESSIONS OF A
Released: July 1974
POP PERFORMER
(88 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood
Sid signs up a band when he decides there's money to be made in music, an attempt to service a customer to secure a booking draws a blank, and Timmy has to step in when an accident puts the drummer out of action.
"Yeah, swinging from strap to strap... Him Tarzan, you Jane. Here, have a banana. You look like you lost your nuts."
HOLY GODIVA 2 - ONION JACK 2
TOTAL: 4
Onion Jack's rating:
16
6.4
3.5
CONFESSIONS OF A
Released: 12 September 1976
DRIVING INSTRUCTOR
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood
Sid and Timmy take over a driving school when the owners leave town, moving into the wrong office does little to impress a rival company, and hopes of securing a merger mean getting much closer to the opposition.
"I say, I wonder if you could do me a favour... Well could you stick this up?"
HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7
Onion Jack's rating:
18
5.2
3.3
CONFESSIONS FROM A
Released: 1 August 1977
HOLIDAY CAMP
(86 minutes)
Directed by: Norman Cohen
Written by: Christopher Wood
Sid thinks he's onto a winner when he reopens a holiday camp in March, a new owner insists that their jobs depend on a beauty competition, and Timmy's tasked with searching the camp for the loveliest talent around.
"I was, er... just trying to enter you wife for the... er..."
HOLY GODIVA 1 - ONION JACK 1
TOTAL: 2
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TIMOTHY LEA
Played by Robin Askwith
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)
Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)
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SIDNEY NOGGETT
Played by Anthony Booth
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)
Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)
Onion Jack's rating:
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ROSIE NOGGETT
Played by Sheila White
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)
Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)
Onion Jack's rating:
0
0
0
MR. LEA
Played by Bill Maynard
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)
Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)
Onion Jack's rating:
0
0
0
MRS. LEA
Played by Dandy Nichols
Confessions of a Window Cleaner
(1974)
Played by Doris Hare
Confessions of a Pop Performer
(1975)
Confessions of a Driving Instructor
(1976)
Confessions from a Holiday Camp
(1977)
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