The Best of Steve Buscemi

Carl Showalter
"Just keep it still back there, lady, or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you."

Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson
"First rule of politics, kiddo: never let the truth get in the way of a good story."

Mr. Pink
"I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job."

Nick Reve
"Great! I freak in your dream, I freak out in my dream, no wonder I'm so fucking exhausted."

Seymour
"I can't relate to 99% of humanity."

Tony Blundetto
"So what do I find at the Pork store? A bunch of guys beating the meat."

Dale Martin
"Look at that tree. Look at that fucking tree! The same age as my son!"

Nikita Khrushchev
"Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation."

Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos
"What the fuck is he talking about?"

Lenny Wosniak
"I gave my gun to my pastor, you know, in case I get the old "gloomies" again."

Garland Greene
"Define irony. Bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Buscemi
"Just try and keep it from turning into a fucking bloodbath, all right? Not like last time."

Norther Winslow
"Everyday a new adventure, That's my motto."

Randall
"If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds, I will personally put you through the shredder."

Rockhound
"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it?"