The Best of Catherine O’Hara

Moira Rose
"I’m afraid you and I have arrived at an awkward moment in our parent-child relationship. It seems that there are some nude photographs of me on the internet, and I would like you to search for them."

Cookie Fleck
"How many years ago did he poke me?"

Delia
"A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem."

Marilyn Hack
"Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?"

Kate McCallister
"This is *Christmas*! The season of perpetual hope! And I don't care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son."

Mickey Crabbe
"What are you doing? He could be lying in a ditch - it wouldn't be the first time."

Sheila Albertson
"He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them."

Gail
"I have my own Mr. Softee truck. It's not - it's not boring."

Sally
"What's wrong? I thought you *liked* frog's breath."

Bam Bam
"Fuck me, Fat Boy."

Gloria
"I just want a little Verona. After two boys, I want a little Verona in a leotard. Can you do that for me?"

Judith
"Happiness isn't always the best way to be happy."

Jessica Wilhern
"What? I'm being her mother! That's what mothers do with daughters; they talk about how to look prettier."

Mrs. Frankenstien
"When you lose someone you love, they never really leave you. They just move into a special place in your heart. He'll always be there, Victor."

Cindy Beugler
"So I married Bob, for you! I had sex with Bob four times for you! So how can you call me a bad mother?"