Because I Was Curious, Dammit! Part 7

You would think that a film with a title like Zombeavers would at least be amusing. Unfortunately, this piece of shit absolutely fails at it.

So is there anything good about it?

I mean besides the obvious?

I recently felt like watching Zeitgeist and it took only a few minutes or so to realize that I've already seen it before. It is definitely controversial and many people would find it offensive. It is certainly very interesting.

Of course, I had to see this one next. It is also very interesting. Much of it is about ideas to solve today's problems. The solutions are interesting, but I don't think they would ever happen.

I have been curious about what Tony Shalhoub has been doing since Monk ended. I watched BrainDead, but I couldn't get into it.
Recently, I watched The Assignment. Tony did quite well, as did Michelle Rodriguez and Sigourney Weaver. While it is not great, it is worth watching. At least it's better than a lot of the shit that passes for entertainment these days.

Fido turned out to be not nearly as good as I expected. The premise seemed good and I was expecting some laughs. It was worth seeing, but the potential was wasted.

Samurai Cop truly is one of those movies that are so shitty that they are actually quite entertaining. What more can I say?

I'm pretty sure the purpose of this film is to make us spray chunks. For the love of God, don't watch this one if you're squeamish!

Not to be confused with the Ukrainian/Russian delicacy salo, which is salted pork fat, this film's reputation is well deserved. The only reason that it didn't shock me is that I knew what kind of sick shit to expect.
At least it's better than Taxidermia.

Is there a point to this movie? You would think that there would be at least a few laughs in a film called Trash Humpers, but it is mostly just random stupid shit. Noah Foxx does videos of funny random shit, but he is fucking hilarious. Trash Humpers is just fucking stupid and boring.

Jigoku turned out to be quite decent and certainly interesting.
It's a hell of a lot better than Trash Humpers.