Promoted reviews

Noah
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"My father said that one day, if man continued in his ways, the Creator would annihilate this world..." In spite of what Paramount's marketing campaign would have you believe, 2014's Noah is not Darren Aronofsky selling out with a dumb mai... More

Club Of Broken Hearts
Reviewed by Mass. Patriot
The best album of Markonee certaintly. Club Of Broken Hearts marks the meeting point between the american hair metal and european hard rock. The opening song "Native European" opens the horizon of glory to the "a la bolognese" group, and ... More

Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"Captain, in order to build a better world, sometimes means turning the old one down... And that makes enemies." Marvel doesn't have the best track record with second instalments, with Iron Man 2 and 2013's Thor: The Dark World both paling ... More

Glee
Reviewed by youngbloods
I'm sorry to tell you this decent music lovers, but this has happened; intrusion. As you may know today's music is well.. music?. No, it's not it's the disgrace and insult that we decent music lovers so desperately feared would happen and ... More

The Lego Movie
Reviewed by Joshua "LF"
I know there's still nearly 11 months of the year remaining, but I am convinced that no other 2014 release will make me laugh as much, or as hard, as The Lego Movie. The gags come at a furious rate, the film features eye-popping animation,... More

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Reviewed by Rayquan
Dis flick was such a let down to my. My boy Tyrone said he had got his hands on a film about a white boy trying to make it big by stealing from suckas in the hood, but instead we just sat there watching a brother dressing like Link and shoo... More

12 Years a Slave
Reviewed by johanlefourbe
Even though I heard it would be a tough watch, it still ended up being a massively depressing movie to watch. Of course, the horror displayed was tremendous but, above all, I thought this movie had a terrible mirror effect. Indeed, even tho... More

The World's End
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"This time, we're going to see this through to the bitter end! Or lager end..." In the interim since Hot Fuzz in 2007, Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have moved onto bigger things: Wright dabbled in Hollywood moviemaking with Scott... More

Ed
Reviewed by Winters
I just thought all the things I could have achieved if I had done some things differently. Maybe I would have been surrounded by friends and beautiful women. Maybe I would have been even in university, comparing political philosophies of Th... More

Sherlock
Reviewed by Poisonfang
An Outstanding remake! Dr. Watson, who just returned home from Afghanistan and had been serving as a medical officer in the military, and now suffered from some mental issues caused by the war - or the invasion. On the other hand, Sh... More

Caligula
Reviewed by vince
WELL WHERE DO I BEGIN,IT IS AN IMPORTANT MOVIE IN FILM HISTORY BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER MOVIE LIKE CALIGULA NOR SHALL THERE BE A MOVIE LIKE CALIGULA EVER AGAIN IN THE HISTORY OF FILM. IN CASE U DIDN'T KNOW THIS MOVIE IS PART PORN, IT FEATU... More

The Matrix Revolutions
Reviewed by Prelude
They should've just ended it with the Matrix. Sure, there was a lot of unaswered questions at the end of the first Matrix, but thats ok. that's what makes an awesome film. it leaves your IMAGINATION to fill in and try to finish the story... More

RoboCop
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"Forget the machines. They want a product with a conscious. Something that knows what it feels like to be human. We gonna put a man inside a machine." Now here's a familiar sight - a PG-13 remake of an ultraviolent Paul Verhoeven classic. F... More

The Sixth Sense
Reviewed by Joshua "LF"
If you were to merely mention the name M. Night Shayamalan in a room full of movie watchers, you would either elicit hysterical laughter, or hysterical sobbing. M. Night Shayamalan is the infamous director of some of the worst movies of al... More

The Wolf of Wall Street
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"There's no nobility in poverty. I've been a poor man, and I've been a rich man. And I choose rich every fucking time." 2013's The Wolf of Wall Street is both an idiosyncratic Martin Scorsese picture and a considerable change of pace for... More

Gravity
Reviewed by johanlefourbe
After seven long years, Alfonso Cuaron finally came up with a new directing effort and, boy, it was definitely worth the wait. I got in a traffic jam (the Dutch national football team was playing the same evening at the stadium next door…... More

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
Reviewed by Nosoki
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream is a point and click psychological horror game based on the short story of the same name by Harlan Ellison. It tells the story of five people who are trapped inside a machine who calls himself AM, voiced b... More

Spring Breakers
Reviewed by PvtCaboose91
"I'm starting to think this is the most spiritual place I've ever been." Spring Breakers represents the exact type of audacious cinematic vision that we do not see enough of in the 21st Century. It's a uniquely breathtaking experience from... More