Worst Movies I've Ever Seen (Part 4)
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Shrek the Third (2007)
After the first two Shrek movies were so good, it's disappointing to see the series take a giant step backwards. Every time this movie sets up a powerful moment it wastes it for dated Contemporary references
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The Smurfs 2 (2013)
The first movie was already lackluster, why did they make a sequel? The plot makes no sense, the jokes are hit and miss, and like the first movie, it fails to capture the spirit of the cartoon.
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You're probably asking "Why or how does this movie exist?" But what you should be asking is "How did this movie manage to be worse than Baby Geniuses 1 and 2?" I'm not even exaggerating, this movie is even dumber, lazier, and cheaper looking than its predecessors. And Believe it or not, there's a fourth film.
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The Crow: City of Angels (1996)
This quickie cash-in on the original is poorly acted and terribly written.
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What happens when you adapt a popular RPG into a movie, and get Uwe Boll to direct it? You get a cheap and unintentional comedy that steals from every fantasy movie imaginable.
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Blade: Trinity (2004)
This movie is a huge disappointment coming off the first two movies. It's badly written and the Nightstalkers are uninteresting add ons that hinder Blade more than help him.
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This disgusting, mean-spirited comedy bombed at the box office and destroyed Paris Hilton's already non existent career.
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Mike Meyers stars in this insulting, and horribly unfunny comedy, thinking that it would be the next Austin Powers. He was sorely mistaken as this movie bombed at the box office and Myers' careers died with the would be franchise.
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Cutthroat Island (1995)
One of the biggest box office disasters in history, this movie put Caralco out of business, killed Geena Davis' career, and ended her marriage with the director Renny Harlin in one fellow swoop.
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This movie has a legendary 0% on rotten tomatoes, and bombed at the box office so badly, that it was pulled from theaters after a week.
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Abduction (2011)
Filled with contrived writing, horrible acting, and predictable plot twists. This low rent Jason Bourne wannabe cemented Taylor Lautner's status as a bad actor.
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This movie just felt like a bad idea from the start. On top of lacking Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels' chemistry from the original, this unnecessary prequel lacks any worthwhile jokes of its own.
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Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)
The plot makes no sense, the script is full of unintentionally funny moments, and the movie is a boring, uninteresting shell of the horror classic it's based on.
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It's horribly acted, terribly written, full of unlikable characters, and the chemistry between Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez is painful. There's a reason it's hailed as one of the all time worst.
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The Postman (1997)
Out of all the movies on this list, The Postman came the closest to being decent. Kevin Costner is a terrific actor and the premise of a post apoolyptic earth sounded interesting, but after the first hour, the movie fell apart with it's boring and laughable second half.
This movie could have been good if it weren't for the unnecessary 3 hour running time that just stopped the movie in its tracks. Honestly, its a miracle that Kevin Conster's career survived after this and Waterworld bombed at the box office.
This movie could have been good if it weren't for the unnecessary 3 hour running time that just stopped the movie in its tracks. Honestly, its a miracle that Kevin Conster's career survived after this and Waterworld bombed at the box office.
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Ghost Rider (2007)
When I heard this movie was going to be directed by Mark Steven Johnson, I was a bit skeptical since he had directed the sub par Daredevil. However, seeing as how 30 minutes of the movie were cut out without him knowing about it, I was willing to give him a chance, and boy was that skepticism warranted.
It's cheesy, boring, silly and very clichรฉ. While it's not an offensively bad movie, but it is a very mediocre one.
It's cheesy, boring, silly and very clichรฉ. While it's not an offensively bad movie, but it is a very mediocre one.
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As generic and clichรฉ as the first movie was, the sequel Is even worse. The script is dumber, the plot is more nonsensical, the villains are even bigger jokes, and Nicholas Cage's acting gets hammier the time around.
Instead of Mark Steven Johnson, this movie is directed by Mark Neveldine, director of the Crank films, and it shows. The camera work is frenetic and leaves you feeling seasick during the action and the editing is terrible.
At the very least, the rights for Ghost Rider went back to Marvel and we'll be able to forget about this steaming mess.
Instead of Mark Steven Johnson, this movie is directed by Mark Neveldine, director of the Crank films, and it shows. The camera work is frenetic and leaves you feeling seasick during the action and the editing is terrible.
At the very least, the rights for Ghost Rider went back to Marvel and we'll be able to forget about this steaming mess.
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The Wicker Man (2006)
This movie is awful, it makes no sense, and it's more unintentionally funny than scary, so why did I rate it so high? Because as a comedy, this movie is hilarious. Honestly, I think the marketing team should have promoted it as a comedy, if they did, it would be great
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The Legend of Hercules (2014)
When this movie first came out, I didn't believe a major movie studio made it, I thought it was made by The Asylum. The acting is atrocious, the costumes look fake, the sets look plastic-y, the story deviates from the actual myth, and the special effects look cheap. Seriously, you'd think a movie that cost $70 million to make would look a lot better than this. Unless you want to watch it for a cheap laugh, stick with the disney version and skip this.
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Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
This movie is damn near irredeemable. The animatronics for the Shark are horrible, the characters are bland and uninteresting, and it completely misses the point of the original.
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