What's Wrong With Movies? - SPOILER ALERT

1. Batnipples
2. Batasses
3. George Clooney as Batman
4. Chris O’Donnell as Robin
5. “This is why Superman works alone”
6. Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr Freeze
7. Batman and Robin On Ice
8. “What Killed The Dinosaurs? The Ice Age!” – Really? I thought it was a meteorite!
9. Since when does turning stuff to ice make it crumble?
10. Bat-Bomb
11. Defying gravity on doors
12. “Cowabunga!”
13. How does a laser freeze a whole pool of water.
14. Random fall
15. How would becoming Poison Ivy make you friends with Bane immediately?
16. Why does a freeze suit work like a vending machine?
17. How to lose a British accent!
18. Alicia Silverstone’s underracting!
19. Why would a school girl be wearing her uniform on break?
20. 4 guards can’t keep Poison Ivy, who isn’t using her powers away from walking towards Bruce?
21. Why do we need to know Poison Ivy’s plans immediately?
22. How does he freeze people, then take their frozen things without breaking them?
23. Weird pink gorilla suit
24. How can Poison Ivy’s head change directions without her turning it?
25. Bat-Credit Card
26. The noise it makes
27. Icing a giant statue doesn’t mean you can drive through it!
28. If anything you’d get stuck in it.
29. “Disable engine” - Disable Robin’s bike when he’s riding down a statue arm instead
30. “I could’ve made that jump! It’s Batman and Robin, not Robin and Batman!”
31. Mr Freeze in a fridge?
32. Coolio should be Mr Freeze’s partner! Aren’t there a lot of bad puns?
33. How does Poison Ivy look like Mr Freeze’s sister?
34. A guard sees the other guard get dust blown in his face and waits his turn!
35. A cell that cannot be opened outside?!
36. You may not be able to breath, but how did you know your lungs are freezing.
37. Unlimited attempts to guess a password
38. Why does the computer voice say “access” normally and quickly when denied but when allowed it says it sexily?
39. Bane has a hard time with the stupid thing Mr Freeze said.
40. Since when was Dick, Bruce’s brother?
41. And since when did Dick never have Bruce’s trust?
42. If a diamond isn’t rare, why would a museum have one sitting in a glass case like it were?
43. Why does Batgirl’s suit not have Batnipples if the others do?
44. Rubber lips
45. Did Superman reverse time loads of times for Robin to go back in the water?
46. Why would obedient plants eat her for falling on them?
47. Change of suits
48. Batman says “The heat is on!” and puts a red gadget on Freeze like it’s a bomb or heater!
49. Why does the ice crumble at the start but now not?
50. Fake looking icicles.
51. How could Batman have recorded Poison Ivy talking about how she pulled the plug on Freeze’s wife?
52. Why would Freeze carry a cure for a stage of a disease his wife has passed?
53. Why would they let Freeze keep his suit on in prison?
54. A bigger cave? No way!

1. The opening credits
2. Barry Pepper as Jonnie
3. "Nooooooooooooo"
4. Tilted angles
5. Curtain wipes
6. Rocky Mountains - a home? The hell?
7. Poor gun effects
8. John Travolta as Terl
9. Forest Whitaker as Ker
10. 9 feet tall aliens
11. Dreadlocks
12. Pointy nails
14. Nose tubes
15. Terl choking Jonnie multiple times
16. Tinted scenes
17. Fake looking sets
18. "The species is called dog!"
19. "Another 50 Phsycins!"
20. "While you were still learning to spell your name"
21. The Zoo
22. Who Eats First?
23. Kelly Preston as Chirk
24. An alien's massive chin
25. Aliens Know Nothing About Humans
26. Foreign Languages
27. Human History
28. Cow Shooting
29. Taking Terl's gun and then returning it.
30. Flying camera
31. Every alien fires at one guy but misses
32. Simple way of blowing up the Psychlo planet
33. Ker joining the good side
34. Terl has his gold but can't do anything with it
35. Lack of Scientology

1. M'ordu's dark approach to Pixar and his simple villainy.
2. Queen Elinor is at times English and other times Scottish
3. Elinor and Fergus don't notice Merida escape until she shows up to do archery.
4. Merida shoots an arrow so it breaks another arrow. Not possible
5. The plot's similarity to 'Beauty and the Beast'
6. One slice of cake can turn Elinor into a huge bear, yet the triplets finish it and become little bears.
7. A...roast-chicken-like-thing...resembles a bear?
8. Elinor survives getting poison on her teeth.