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Ten manliest movies i have ever seen

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People who added this item 9310 Average listal rating (6844 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.8
Fight Club (1999)

Yeah, this movie really brings out the violence in people. I do not recommend you go out and start a fight club, but watching the movie definitely gets you pumped to open a can o’ whoop ass on anyone you see. Again, do not do so because you’ll either get your ass kicked or end up in trouble with the authorities…or maybe even worse. However, the movie really tends subconsciously to men and their natural instincts.
*my favourite manliest dialogues* 1.Narrator : This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
2.Narrator : After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.
3.How much can you know about yourself, you've never been in a fight? I don't wannadie without any scars. So come on; hit me before I lose my nerve.
4.Tyler Durden : Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
5.Narrator : A guy who came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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People who added this item 2491 Average listal rating (1681 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.8
Taken (2008)

Taken is an invigorating, exciting, feverishly-paced action flick, and one of the most overlooked and underappreciated screen gems of 2008. It's thrilling, tightly-told, energetic, utterly relentless, and consummately entertaining. Adhering to the current trend of contemporary action movies (such as the Jason Bourne series), Taken is a film that employs gritty realism in its amazing action sequences. It also portrays a badass, greatly skilled protagonist distributing punishment to those who deserve it.
*favourite dialogues*
1.Bryan : I push one button and 38 agents are here before youhave time to scratch your worthless balls.
2.Bryan : Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart!
3.Bryan : [ after electrocuting Marko ] You either give me what I need or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill.
4.Bryan : I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are lookingfor ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But whatI do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that makeme a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
5.Bryan : I have a daughter who wants to be a singer. I was wondering if you have any tips for her.
Sheerah : Yeah, I do. Tell her pick another career.
People who added this item 4176 Average listal rating (2720 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 8.3
Scarface (1983)

Ten billion rappers around theworld can't be wrong: Brian De Palma's Scarface is the badass movie du jour , whether you're postering your college dorm, looking to inspire your burgeoning drug operation, or simply a man with a penchant for tailored white suits and fondling automatic weapons. The fact that Al Pacino's Tony Montana goes down -- spoiler alert for residents of Mars -- in a hail of gunfire suggests not so much that crime doesn't pay, rather that single-handedly waging war on an entire army of lawmen is an act of glorious defiance; a one man and his empire against the world? bravado that speaks to every man who ever dreamed of ruling the planet. It's no wonder notorious Geto Boys rapper Scarface took his name from the film, nor that Sean Diddy Combs -- an entrepreneur turned self-made mogul himself -- calls it his favorite movie.

*favourite dialogues*

1.Tony Montana : I never fucked anybody over in my life didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one.

2.Tony Montana : [ during the final shootout with Sosa's assassins ] You think you can take me? You need a fucking army if you gonna take me!

3.Tony Montana : In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

4.Tony Montana : You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
[ Tony shoots ]

5.Tony Montana : [ to Sosa's assassins ] I'm Tony Montana! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best!
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People who added this item 4302 Average listal rating (2975 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 8.2

Yipee-ki-yay motherfucker. That’s all you need to know about the manly factor of Die Hard. For those of you who don’t feel satisfied with that quote, let me give you a basic overview of Die Hard. Bruce Willis plays New York cop John McClane, who is at an office party trying to reconcile things with his wife. A bunch of terrorists decide that this office party is the perfect place to enact their overly complicated plan.John McClane does not stand for this. He is an unstoppable engine of terrorist destruction, and is so manly that even a floor covered in glass is no match for his bare feet. Die Hard is unarguably one of the manliest movies of all time.
*favourite quotes*
1.John McClane : [ stealing Tony's shoes ] Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
2.Supervisor : [ as McClane triesto call up police ] Attention, whoever you are, this channelis reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane : No fucking shit, lady. Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
3.Hans Gruber : Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane : Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
4.Hans Gruber : This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane : That was Gary Cooper, asshole.
5.John McClane : [ after witnessing Mr. Takagi's murder ]
[ talking to himself ]
John McClane : Why the fuck didn't you stop 'em, John? 'Cause then you'd be dead, too, asshole.
People who added this item 5313 Average listal rating (3789 ratings) 7.2 IMDB Rating 7.6
300 (2007)

300 is one of the greatest guy movies of all time. It involves a group of men, who have the physiques we wish we did, kicking an extraordinary amount of ass. 10,000 guys? No problem, these 300 Spartans will casually kill all of them. Even when hulking mutated monstrosities make their charge against the Spartans they are cut down like the rest. This movie can be summed up in the words Queen Gorgo gives to a departing King Leonidas: “Come back with your shield, or on it.” There is no halfway for a Spartan.

*favourite dialogues*

1.Dilios : "Goodbye my love." Hedoesn't say it. There's no room for softness... not in Sparta. No place for weakness. Only the hard and strong may call themselves Spartans. Only the hard, only the strong

2.Messenger : This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas : Madness...?
[ shouting ]
King Leonidas : This is Sparta!
[ Kicks the messenger down the well ]

3.King Leonidas : Children, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spartan law. And by Spartan law we will stand and fight... and die. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and all will know,that 300 Spartans gave their last breath to defend it!

4.Stelios : It's an honor to die atyour side.
King Leonidas : It's an honor to have lived at yours.

5.Dilios : "Remember us." As simple an order as a king can give. "Remember why we died." For he did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of war and valor. His wish was simple. "Remember us," he said to me.
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People who added this item 7838 Average listal rating (5654 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 9

Batman is quite possibly the manliest man ever. He is in peak physical condition, is rakishly handsome, has oodles of money and women,and is one of the smartest men alive. That is known as the complete package of manliness. What makes The Dark Knight so manly is the fact it shows a more vulnerable side of Batman, as he struggles with his decisionto not kill. While all the things I previously listed make Batman manly, it his conviction to his morals and ability to make hard decisions that make The Dark Knight a manly movie. That and the multiple thugs getting the crap beat out of them.

*favourite quotes*

1.The Joker : [ to Det. Stephens ]Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the...little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did.

2.Alfred Pennyworth : Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne : Batman has nolimits.
Alfred Pennyworth : Well, you do, sir.
Bruce Wayne : Well, can't afford to know 'em.

3.Batman : Then why do you want to kill me?
The Joker : [ giggling ] I don't, I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, NO! No. You... you... complete me.

4.The Chechen : What do you propose?
The Joker : It's simple. We, uh,kill the Batman.
[ mobsters laugh ]
Salvatore Maroni : If it's so simple, why haven't you doneit already?
The Joker : If you're good at something, never do it for free.

5.Batman : You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen.
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People who added this item 8623 Average listal rating (6212 ratings) 8.3 IMDB Rating 8.9
Pulp Fiction (1994)

What can I say about this filmthat hasn’t been said already?It’s quite possibly the movie of the 90s (fuck Titanic ). While arguably not as solid from start to finish as Tarantino’s debut Reservoir Dogs , it was the much more ambitious of the two and hassome of the most memorablescenes in movie history (although the ear scene in RD is pretty infamous). It’s a roller coaster of a ride with amazing highs, unexpected moments, but admittedly, a few lulls. They don’t stop the film from being one of the most entertaining in recent history, though.
*favourite quotes*
1.Jules : Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And whenI get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
2.Honey Bunny : [ about to rob a diner ] I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin : I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin : [ Standing up with a gun ] All right, everybody becool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny : Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
3.Vincent : Have you ever givena foot massage?
Jules : [ scoffs ] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
4.Jules : Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you.
5.Jules : What country are you from?
Brett : What? What? Wh - ?
Jules : "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett : What?
Jules : English, motherfucker,do you speak it?
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People who added this item 1298 Average listal rating (921 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.7
Commando (1985)

Hollywood is currently prepping a remake of Commando , a heart-warming tale of fatherly devotion. This is of course pointless, not least because the world doesn't make men as manly as Arnie anymore. Or if it does it makes it clear to them that they aren't very good actors and should probably just open a gym or run for governor or something.
*favourite quotes*
1.Arius : Your father appears to be cooperating. You will be back with him soon. Won't that be nice?
Jenny : Not as nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in.
2.[ Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett ]
Matrix : Let off some steam, Bennett.
3.Matrix : Where is she, Sully?
Sully : Kiss my ass!
Matrix : I can't hear you!
Sully : I'll say it a little louder, get fucked!
4.Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully : That's right, Matrix! Youdid!
Matrix : I lied.
[ Matrix releases Sully, who falls to his demise ]
5.Matrix : You're a funny guy Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.
People who added this item 1960 Average listal rating (1354 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 7.8
Skyfall (2012)

out of the ashes came Daniel Craig to smack me around like Sean Connery would want him to, and he took me to his family home in Scotland to show me how James Bond does home invasion. Spoiler alert: he does it like an old school badass. The ending action scene in Skyfall is one of the best in the entire Bond franchise, and the rest of the film certainly ain’t shabby. Daniel Craig more than demonstrates he is worthy of carrying the mantle of 007, bringing a suave ruthlessness the films haven’t had since the early Connery days. Everyone else in the film does great as well (Javier Bardem’s Raoul Silva will go down as one of the classic Bond villains, I’m sure), but this is Craig’s show and he steals it hands down. I could watch him jump onto a half-destroyed train and fix his cufflinks for days on end.
*favorite quotes*
1.James Bond : Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first.
2.James Bond : Everyone needs a hobby...
Raoul Silva : So what's yours?
James Bond : Resurrection.
3.Raoul Silva : She sent you after me, knowing you're not ready, knowing you would likely die. Mommy was very bad.
4.M : Where the hell have you been?
James Bond : Enjoying death. 007 reporting for duty.
5.Q : The Walther PPK/S nine-millimeter short. It's been coded to your palmprint so only you can fire it. Less of a random killing machine, more of a personal statement.
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People who added this item 3938 Average listal rating (2734 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8
The Avengers (2012)

Though its cracks are starting to show over many repeated viewings, The Avengers still holds up in one arena: the “Yeah!” factor. Every time an action takes place on screen and you can’t help but fistpump the air and say, “Yeah!” is the “Yeah!” factor, and The Avengers brings that out almost every ten minutes.The opening chase. The fight between Thor, Iron Man and Captain America. The Hulk getting face-blasted by Thor’s hammer. The Hulk showing Loki how puny a god is. For Stan Lee’s sake, the freakin’ Hulk makes this list alone. If “I’m always angry,” isn’t one of the top movies quotes of 2012, I need to find some gamma radiation and punch a flying worm tank to show you all the meaning of “Yeah!” Unleash your inner man-child and pop this in your DVD/Blu-ray player everytime you hear the word, “Smash.”
*favorite quotes*
1.But let's do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a supersoldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend;a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them.
2.Steve Rogers : Doctor Banner,I think now might be a good time for you to get angry.
Bruce Banner : That's my secret, Cap: I'm always angry.
3.Steve Rogers : Stark, we needa plan of attack!
Tony Stark : I have a plan: attack!
4.Steve Rogers : Is everything ajoke to you?
Tony Stark : Funny things are.
5.Tony Stark : [ to Thor ] No hard feelings Point Break, you've got a mean swing.
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In an age dominated by watered-down, teeny-boppedaction flicks, and pussies like Zac Efron...it's comforting to know these awesome films ruled the multiplexes and/or the shelves of video stores.Our culture is full of manly men doing manly things.so manly you'd expect their penis to rip free of their pants and attack passersby.i've compiled a list of the 10 movies i have seen which are so manly that Just saying their name will put hair on your chest. Even if you're a woman.
Girls, please don't say these name out loud.

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