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People who added this item 1313 Average listal rating (853 ratings) 5.2 IMDB Rating 5.6
Bad Teacher (2011)
Shawn: LeBron is a better rebounder and passer.
Russell Gettis: LeBron will never beat Jordan. Call me when LeBron has six championships.
Shawn: That's your only argument?
Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
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People who added this item 1507 Average listal rating (1005 ratings) 6.5 IMDB Rating 6.8
Bridesmaids (2011)
Becca: You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine.

Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.

Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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People who added this item 2526 Average listal rating (1776 ratings) 7.8 IMDB Rating 7.8
Drive (2011)
Shannon: You look like a zombie, kid. You getting any sleep? Can I offer you some benzedrine, dexedrine, caffeine, nicotine? Oh, you don't smoke. That's right. Better off.

Standard: You know, we're here celebrating but it's a shameful thing... what I did. And I have a lot of making up to do to everyone. But second chances are rare. Right? And that's worth celebrating.
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People who added this item 1785 Average listal rating (1207 ratings) 6.9 IMDB Rating 7
Super 8 (2011)
Cary: Stop talking about production value, the Air Force is going to kill us.

Sheriff Pruitt: Kids walking around with their own stereo is just what we need. It's a slippery slope my friend.
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People who added this item 1154 Average listal rating (731 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.1
Scream 4 (2011)
Robbie: You guys are unbelievable, you're playing fucking trivia games? The cops are gonna come for us, they're gonna shut down my website. We're so dead!

Sidney Prescott: You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill. Don't fuck with the original!
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People who added this item 1444 Average listal rating (961 ratings) 5.3 IMDB Rating 5.5
Green Lantern (2011)
Senator Hammond: Hal Jordan. Worst pilot I've ever seen, or the best. Not quite sure.
Hal Jordan: I've been called both, sir.

Hal Jordan: Oh, I'm sorry, did I disappoint you? I materialized a track out of pure energy, saving hundreds, and you're disappointed. I'm sorry about that.
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People who added this item 3187 Average listal rating (2037 ratings) 6.6 IMDB Rating 6.8
Hannibal (2001)
Hannibal Lecter: On a similar note I must confess to you, I'm giving very serious thought... to eating your wife.

Hannibal Lecter: Is this coincidence, or are you back on the case? If so, goody-goody.

Hannibal Lecter: Paul, remember what I said. If you can't be polite to our guests, you have to sit at the kiddies' table.
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People who added this item 2500 Average listal rating (1647 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 7.2
Red Dragon (2002)
Will Graham: I might not have time.
Hannibal Lecter: I do. I have oodles.

Dinner Guest: Hannibal, confess. What is this divine-looking amuse bouche?
Hannibal Lecter: If I tell you, I'm afraid you won't even try it.

Hannibal Lecter: And be grateful. Our scars have the power to remind us that the past was real.
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Hermione: Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.
Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!
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People who added this item 1576 Average listal rating (1056 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Jay: Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie?
Holden: No, but it's Miramax. So I'm sure it'll be Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They put those guys in a bunch of movies.
Jay: Who?
Holden: You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting?
Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it?
Holden: Yeah, I wasn't a big fan either... but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms".
Jay: Word, bitch, Phantoms like a motherfucker.

Jay: Miramax? I thought they only did classy pictures, like "The Piano" and "The Crying Game".
Brodie: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there.

Matt Damon: Just take it from "It's a good course."
Ben Affleck: Oh, now you're the director.
Matt Damon: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this...
Ben Affleck: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week.
Matt Damon: I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature?
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.

Randal Graves: See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.
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People who added this item 1309 Average listal rating (864 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.2
Darry: We have to get out of here.
Trish: No, let's stay and feed the birds.

Trish: You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it.
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People who added this item 2507 Average listal rating (1634 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.9
Erik: I read both of your books. I liked the first one more. Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then.
Dr. Grant: Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet.

Dr. Grant: Great, just great. We're in the worst place in the world and we're not even being paid.

Dr. Grant: Did you read Malcolm's book?
Dr. Grant: So?
Erik: I don't know. It was kinda preachy. And too much Chaos. Everything Chaos. It just seemed like the guy was high on himself.
Dr. Grant: That's two things we have in common.
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Sam: I made a promise, Mr Frodo. A promise. "Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee." And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the fellowship of the ring.
Pippin: Great! Where are we going?

Gandalf: You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!
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People who added this item 5170 Average listal rating (3433 ratings) 8 IMDB Rating 8.4
Memento (2000)
Leonard Shelby: I always thought the joy of reading a book is not knowing what happens next.
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People who added this item 6548 Average listal rating (4711 ratings) 7.5 IMDB Rating 8
Mike: Just think about a few names for a second: Bigfoot. Loch Ness. The Abominable Snowman. They all have one thing in common, pal: Banishment! We could be next!

Mike: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me... so help me, so help me and cut. We're still working on it, it's a work in progress but, hey, we need ushers.
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People who added this item 3184 Average listal rating (1956 ratings) 7.9 IMDB Rating 7.9
Cowboy: When you see the girl in the picture that was shown to you earlier today, you will say, "this is the girl". The rest of the cast can stay, that's up to you. But that lead girl is "not" up to you. Now you will see me one more time, if you do good. You will see me, two more times, if you do bad. Good night.
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People who added this item 3604 Average listal rating (2382 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.4
Ardeth Bay: By putting this on, you have started a chain reaction that could bring about the next apocalypse.
Rick: You, lighten up.
Rick: You, big trouble.
Rick: You, get in the car.

Evelyn: No harm ever came from opening a chest
Rick: Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from reading a book. You remember how that one went?
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People who added this item 3089 Average listal rating (2038 ratings) 5.5 IMDB Rating 5.7
Ari: You know one day they'll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, but, it was never real. But I'll know.

General Thade: Is there a soul in there?
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People who added this item 128 Average listal rating (85 ratings) 4.7 IMDB Rating 5.3
Pootie Tang (2001)
J.B.: Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!
People who added this item 2848 Average listal rating (1709 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.3
Mia: Okay... you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!

Vice Principal Gupta: Will the Feng Shui Club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn.
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People who added this item 1501 Average listal rating (974 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.7
Rushmore (1998)
Max Fischer: I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
Dr. Peter Flynn: These are O.R. scrubs.
Max Fischer: O, R they?

Max Fischer: So you were in Vietnam?
Herman Blume: Yeah.
Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.

Ernie: What kind of fish?
Max Fischer: Barracuda, stingrays, electric eels, trout, hammerheads, piranha, giant squid, octopi...
Herman Blume: Piranhas? Really?
Max Fischer: Yes, I'm talking to a guy in South America.

Max Fischer: Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses and some earplugs under your seats. Please feel free to use them.
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People who added this item 2770 Average listal rating (1864 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 7.6
Chas: Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We're all dead. Burned to a crisp.

Margot: Do you send my mother your clippings and your grades from college?
Eli: Please stop belittling me.

Eli: Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius? Do you especially think I'm not a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?
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People who added this item 4240 Average listal rating (2814 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 6.2
Scary Movie (2000)
Cindy Campbell: You guys are psychos! You've watched too many TV shows!
Ray: No! Watching TV shows doesn't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows does!
Ray: I mean the Wayans Brothers was a good show, man! It was a good show, but we've never even got a final episode!

The Killer: What's your favorite scary movie?
Drew Decker: Kazaam! You know, the one where Shaq plays a genie.
The Killer: That's not a horror movie.
Drew Decker: Yeah, well, you've never seen Shaq act.

Shorty: Yo, man. It's like I seen all this shit before.
Cindy Campbell: They had a killer at you high school, Shorty?
Shorty: No, it was in that movie- Scream. Same dialogue everything. That shit is ill!
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People who added this item 354 Average listal rating (229 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.3
Sexy Beast (2001)
Gal: This is madness, I've had enough of this "Crime and Punishment" bollocks. I'm happy here.
Don: I won't let you be happy, why should I?
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People who added this item 2588 Average listal rating (1690 ratings) 5.6 IMDB Rating 5.9
Shallow Hal (2001)
Mauricio: You Had Me At "Get Lost".

Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket?
Mauricio: Yes.
Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?
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People who added this item 8644 Average listal rating (6348 ratings) 7.3 IMDB Rating 7.8
Shrek (2001)
Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
Captain of Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Captain of Guards: He can talk!
Donkey: That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha!
Donkey: Uh-oh!

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
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People who added this item 1561 Average listal rating (1034 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.5
Swordfish (2001)
Stanley: It's not gonna end like this.
Gabriel: Oh, come on, Stan. Not everything ends the way you think it should. Besides, audiences love happy endings.

Ginger: For someone the NSA once listed as the most dangerous hacker in America, you sure don't look like much.
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People who added this item 166 Average listal rating (97 ratings) 6.7 IMDB Rating 6.8
Gangster 55: I'm Superman! King fucking Kong! I can pick you up and throw you a million miles. I'm number one. Number fucking one. I'm number one. Number fucking one. Number one! Number one! Number one!
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People who added this item 3366 Average listal rating (2185 ratings) 5.7 IMDB Rating 6.3
Elle: I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
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People who added this item 3174 Average listal rating (2158 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 6.5
Zoolander (2001)
Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small...
Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this!

Derek Zoolander: You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't.
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Chuck Barris: I came up with a new game-show idea recently. It's called The Old Game. You got three old guys with loaded guns onstage. They look back at their lives, see who they were, what they accomplished, how close they came to realizing their dreams. The winner is the one who doesn't blow his brains out. He gets a refrigerator.
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Ron: Why spiders? Why couldn't it be "follow the butterflies"?

Arthur Weasley: Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
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People who added this item 5760 Average listal rating (3938 ratings) 7.1 IMDB Rating 7.5
Ice Age (2002)
Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me.
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as "Sid, Lord of the Flame."
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
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People who added this item 606 Average listal rating (455 ratings) 4 IMDB Rating 4.4
Jason X (2001)
Rowan: I don't think he's out there...
Janessa: Why don't you just stick your head out and have a peek?
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People who added this item 2868 Average listal rating (1814 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.2
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Lilo: Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. Is little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: I knew it!

Lilo: "'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.
Lilo: I remember everyone that leaves.
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Merry: I think we might have made a mistake leaving the Shire, Pippin.

Treebeard: You must understand, young Hobbit, it takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. And we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.
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People who added this item 4722 Average listal rating (3191 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.2
Agent J: You don't remember me, but we used to work together...
Kevin Brown/K: I never worked in a funeral home.

Agent J: Kid? While you were off licking stamps I saved the world from a Crelon invasion.
Kevin Brown/K: The Crelons are the Backstreet Boys of the universe. What'd they do, throw snowballs at you?
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People who added this item 24 Average listal rating (16 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 5.7
James Lennox: She's a rent-a-girlfriend.
Chris Cutter: Good God! Listen to yourself. Are you some kind of moral dyslexic.
James Lennox: I think you got that backwards, baby.
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People who added this item 4664 Average listal rating (3277 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.6
Dr. Iris Hineman: I call it a gift, for them it was more like a big cosmic joke.
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People who added this item 761 Average listal rating (500 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.4
John Klein: Two weeks ago, we were house hunting. One day you're just driving along in your car, and the universe just points at you and says, "Ah, there you are, a happy couple. I've been looking for you. I've been looking for you."
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People who added this item 725 Average listal rating (474 ratings) 5.8 IMDB Rating 6.4
Van Wilder: I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right. Believing for so long.
Sally: Dope song. What's it called?
Van Wilder: Gwen Used Me For Her Story, Then Married an Ass Wipe... and Ran Over My Heart With a Big Metaphorical Truck. Originally performed by Air Supply.
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People who added this item 708 Average listal rating (411 ratings) 5.9 IMDB Rating 6.2
Orange County (2002)
Shaun: I have to go to college.
Cindy: Why?
Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school.

Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?
Dana: Claire Danes?
Mr. Burke: That's right, Claire Danes. Who else?
Chad: Leonardo DiCaprio.
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...
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People who added this item 3147 Average listal rating (2070 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 6.8
Panic Room (2002)
Burnham: This is what I do; if some idiot with a sledgehammer could break in do you really think I'd still have a job?

Junior: Any other schoolyard bullshit you wanna settle, or can we get the fuck back to work?
Raoul: Don't you take no tone with me jerk-wad, 'cause I'll shove it up your ass and snap it off.
Junior: You know what? You're a bus-driver, Raoul! You live in Flatbush! So don't start spouting some Elmore Leonard bullshit you just heard because I saw that movie too.
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People who added this item 4275 Average listal rating (2898 ratings) 6.4 IMDB Rating 7.1
The Ring (2002)
Richard Morgan: What is it with reporters? You take one person's tragedy and force the world to experience it... spread it like sickness.
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People who added this item 8521 Average listal rating (6246 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 7.3
Spider-Man (2002)
Peter Parker: Can I do anything for you?
Aunt May: You do too much - college, a job, all this time with me... You're not Superman, you know.

Peter Parker: You don't trust anyone, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber.

J. Jonah Jameson: No jobs! Freelance! Best thing in the world for a kid your age. You bring me some more pictures of that newspaper-selling clown, maybe I'll take 'em off your hands. But I never said you have a job. Meat. I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat. It's the best I can do - get out of here.
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Obi-Wan: You have made a commitment to the Jedi order, a commitment not easily broken.

Yoda: Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
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People who added this item 572 Average listal rating (406 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7.1
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Foster: Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?
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People who added this item 1370 Average listal rating (931 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid: You are really Santa, right?
Willie: No, I'm an accountant. I wear this fucking thing as a fashion statement, alright?

Gin: You know what I see when I look at you? America's got a sad future ahead of it.
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People who added this item 852 Average listal rating (561 ratings) 5.4 IMDB Rating 5.7
Cabin Fever (2003)
Karen: That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire. You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.

Justin: Yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! OOOH, FACED!... Scratch moded!
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People who added this item 8266 Average listal rating (6120 ratings) 7.6 IMDB Rating 8.1
Finding Nemo (2003)
Marlin: I can't read human.
Dory: Then we need to find a fish that can read this. Hey, look! Sharks!
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