Soft Movies

JERRY MAGUIRE: The Biography Of A Sports Analyst

I'll buy you a diamond ring, my friend, if it makes you feel alright....

Don't let me down.

So let me down, and let me in.

Because I knew that there had to be *one* soft movie from the 90s, even if it wasn't Tim Burton's Nightmare. And he was the one who did it when I was a kid. (And I don't need to tell you who didn't.)

I'll end this list now. Thirteen is enough.

(George Costanza) *presses button on tape player* Note to Kirk Cameron: it is actually possible to play dominos, without being a terrorist.

*sips coffee* *laughs to himself* *doesn't realize that he didn't re-push the button on the tape player* Note, note to Kirk Cameron, note to Kirk Cameron. *starts drawing in the air* It is actually possible to play dominos, without being a terrorist.

Remember, remember.... November.... to remember....

*chuckles* *stops* Or was it, December to remember? You know, it might have been December to remember.... but before that, it was the summer-- in August.... it's the summer before September.... when the days are long, when the nights are short.... and then the nights are long, and the days are short.... well, anyway.

*sets down imaginary coffee* Remember, remember..... remember.... *stops* What was I supposed to remember?

*waves hands* Anyway, I like Lexus people. They're not terrorists, Lexus people.... *drinks coffee*....

*sings the song* "He one, holy roller...."

*snaps fingers* Dominos!

*he runs out*

(A run of one for none, if you will.)

First fifty dates.

"She does the same thing every day."

Seriously though.

We need to make a remake, with the title "First Fifty Dates", and the tagline, "She does the same thing every day."

I'm really not kidding you know.

Or else we could just turn it into a stage piece, and do it every week.

On Sunday.

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Observational

YES, I DO THINK THAT IT IS.

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Observational

This is the anti-apocalypse movie; it's not about stockpiling 'lots of guns and potato chips'. ;)

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Action

JASON SEGEL was in a sci-fi movie; I am not a loser.

It's like when Alec Baldwin was in the Capital One commercial with the Viking battle-speech.

Tags: Sci-fi, Sci-fi: Comedy

"These days, I like to keep my actions guilt-free."
~a guy, from, "The Girl Who Chased The Moon: A Novel"

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Action

"Non!"

*emphatic* "Si!"

I love that part.

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Observational

She's the girl. ;)

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Observational

This movie is actually about Wicca, since it stars Lady Juno & Lord Hermes. *nods*

Tags: Comedy, Comedy: Observational

Now that I'm into the book, I'm enraged that they haven't included my favorite line from the book:

"It always amazes me, said Bingely, that young ladies can have the patience to be so very accomplished, as they all are."

You see that, Keira? *Patience* Not self-confidence-- *patience*. Be more like Jane, dammit. ^^

Tags: Historical, Historical: Comedy

It's about who you are inside.

Tags: Historical, Historical: Comedy

Sci-fi is plagued with drama; the sci-fi comedies are relatively few and far between...and the sci-fi comedy that can really be considered "soft" is a rare breed indeed.

Tags: Sci-fi, Sci-fi: Comedy