My Favorite "Crapsterpieces"

The "Citizen Kane" of bad movies, this one has absolutely everything. Bad acting, writing, directing, and visual effects, and more odd plot holes than any other movie ever made. Hell, one character is dropped in the middle of the film, and replaced by a different character in the end, without any notice or introduction. I can not tell people to see this movie enough, a true crapsterpiece.

Count how many times the announcer says BRONSON.

Add one part toy commercial, and two parts of a coked-up gay man's candy land, and you get "Batman & Robin."

The plight of homosexual couples in our current society should make for some truly compelling filmaking, but it doesn't. Instead, "Ben & Arthur" goes for every stereotype in the book. Poor writing, horrendous directing, and some truly over-the-top performances, this is a rigorously hilarious viewing pleasure.

The single worst visual effects in film history!!! The story, acting, and directing are bad too.

"Bruno, enough!" says Eddie Murphy's title character, and what should have been said to the producers on the first day of production.

Make sure that you see the 0:59 mark.