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James's Top 10 Worst Top 10s (Detailed Version)
This is yet another detailed version of a Cinemassacre list. But instead of being a serious list about his favorite movies, this is probably one of the funniest and silliest videos James Rolfe has ever produced (that is saying a lot). I was introduced to Cinemassacre and James Rolfe through his great Top 10 lists, now he comes to parody himself and the very nature of Top 10 lists on the internet to present one memorable video. It only seemed appropriate for this list to somehow find it's way onto Listal: an entire website of fricking lists. So let's begin one of the best worst videos of all time that you can check out here:
cinemassacre.com/2013/12/12/top-10-worst-top-10s/
"We all love Top 10s and we can't get enough of them. The whole internet lives off Top 10s! Eventually, we'll make a Top 10 list for every possible thing in existence. What are we going to do when there's nothing left? Well, don't fear I have some ideas that everyone is free to use. These are my Top 10 suggestions that just might work as our last resort. They're not that good, though, actually they're pretty bad. In fact, you might want to call this 'Cinemassacre's Top 10 Worst Top 10s'."
(A complitation of crappy movie scenes appear during this introduction and throughout the number transitions)
cinemassacre.com/2013/12/12/top-10-worst-top-10s/
"We all love Top 10s and we can't get enough of them. The whole internet lives off Top 10s! Eventually, we'll make a Top 10 list for every possible thing in existence. What are we going to do when there's nothing left? Well, don't fear I have some ideas that everyone is free to use. These are my Top 10 suggestions that just might work as our last resort. They're not that good, though, actually they're pretty bad. In fact, you might want to call this 'Cinemassacre's Top 10 Worst Top 10s'."
(A complitation of crappy movie scenes appear during this introduction and throughout the number transitions)
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Top 10 Janitors
"Yeah, all your favorite janitor characters in movies. Personally, my favorite is Dick Miller from Chopping Mall, the only janitor I can think of that has to deal with out-of-control robots."
"Yeah, all your favorite janitor characters in movies. Personally, my favorite is Dick Miller from Chopping Mall, the only janitor I can think of that has to deal with out-of-control robots."
Top 10 Guys With Holes In Shirts
"Of course, we can't forget that scene from Rocky II..."
Mickey: You have to wear that sticking sweatshirt.
Rocky: It brings me luck, you know.
Mickey: You know what it brings, it brings flies.
"But my #1 pick has got to be the guy from Galaxy Invader. He wears the same shirt the whole movie. I've never seen a character so committed to his holey shirt: his shirt fits his personality. He's a dirty, drunken, beer-chugging, piece of shit, mean, motherfucking bastard... and he hits his own daughter. What an asshole! Oh, and he also shoots down an alien creature, by the way. Eventually, he gets what he deserves."
"Come on... just kill him, already... what kind of editing is this..."
"Of course, we can't forget that scene from Rocky II..."
Mickey: You have to wear that sticking sweatshirt.
Rocky: It brings me luck, you know.
Mickey: You know what it brings, it brings flies.
"But my #1 pick has got to be the guy from Galaxy Invader. He wears the same shirt the whole movie. I've never seen a character so committed to his holey shirt: his shirt fits his personality. He's a dirty, drunken, beer-chugging, piece of shit, mean, motherfucking bastard... and he hits his own daughter. What an asshole! Oh, and he also shoots down an alien creature, by the way. Eventually, he gets what he deserves."
"Come on... just kill him, already... what kind of editing is this..."
Top 10 Movies With Dogs In Them
"I'm not talking about movies where the dogs are the star. I mean just movies that have dogs in them, like this scene in Home Alone 3..."
"...But my favorite is when it's a random cutaway to a dog like in Stay Away, Joe."
(At 0:28)
"Here it comes...Dogs!"
"I'm not talking about movies where the dogs are the star. I mean just movies that have dogs in them, like this scene in Home Alone 3..."
"...But my favorite is when it's a random cutaway to a dog like in Stay Away, Joe."
(At 0:28)
"Here it comes...Dogs!"
Top 9 Moments Hitler Says Nein
"From Inglourious Basterds..."
"Well, there's six right there. Now, we only need three more or you want millions. A simple Youtube search will give you all kinds of loops and remixes."
"Like the one where he says Nein for 10 hours straight!"
"From Inglourious Basterds..."
"Well, there's six right there. Now, we only need three more or you want millions. A simple Youtube search will give you all kinds of loops and remixes."
"Like the one where he says Nein for 10 hours straight!"
Top 10 Moments The Columbia Pictures Logo Made A Cameo In The Movie
"We've all seen logos from major movie studios appear at the beginning of the movie but have you ever seen the characters in the movie encounter it."
(From 0:00-0:24)
"Yeah, that happened! It surprised the hell out of me and I'd be more surprised if you can find 9 other moments like that."
"We've all seen logos from major movie studios appear at the beginning of the movie but have you ever seen the characters in the movie encounter it."
(From 0:00-0:24)
"Yeah, that happened! It surprised the hell out of me and I'd be more surprised if you can find 9 other moments like that."
Top 10 Foreground Bushes
"Any foliage will do as long as the plants appear in the foreground. None of that background shit, it has to appear in the foreground like in Singin' in the Rain."
"Come on... Come on... Yeah, Foreground!"
"Any foliage will do as long as the plants appear in the foreground. None of that background shit, it has to appear in the foreground like in Singin' in the Rain."
"Come on... Come on... Yeah, Foreground!"
Top 10 Chairs
"How many movies can you think of that have chairs in them? Probably a lot. In fact, maybe half the movies you've ever seen but have you ever remembered the chairs. Probably not. That's why it's long overdo to pay tribute to all the chairs in movies. I especially like it when the camera moves to reveal the chair like in Jackie Brown. Here it comes... chair! Or Toolbox Murders. Get ready... chair."
"How many movies can you think of that have chairs in them? Probably a lot. In fact, maybe half the movies you've ever seen but have you ever remembered the chairs. Probably not. That's why it's long overdo to pay tribute to all the chairs in movies. I especially like it when the camera moves to reveal the chair like in Jackie Brown. Here it comes... chair! Or Toolbox Murders. Get ready... chair."
Top 10 Movies Where Someone's Hat Falls Off And You See Inside The Hat
"There's lots of movies where peoples' hats fall off their heads but let's be more specific. We wanna see inside the hat."
(From 1:53-2:00)
"Come on, turn over the hat... Aaaaahhh, man! There's another hat but it doesn't count unless we see inside... come on... come on... YES!"
(Focuses on the hat as someone walks over it and turns it over)
"There's lots of movies where peoples' hats fall off their heads but let's be more specific. We wanna see inside the hat."
(From 1:53-2:00)
"Come on, turn over the hat... Aaaaahhh, man! There's another hat but it doesn't count unless we see inside... come on... come on... YES!"
(Focuses on the hat as someone walks over it and turns it over)
Top 10 Moments Johnny Depp Says "Then"
"Johnny Depp is always using the word 'then'. Probably not more often than any other actor and it can be quite elusive. Have you ever watched a Johnny Depp movie and waited for him to say 'then'? Lots of times he never says it..."
Johnny Depp: We get all our best literature from dreams. Just wake up and write it down.
"But we rounded up the good ones. It's Cinemassacre's Top 10 Moments Johnny Depp Says 'Then'."
#10- Ed Wood
Bela Lugosi: I'm not getting near that goddamn thing. One of them burned me in "The Return of Chandu".
Ed Wood: Alright, then, you'll be sitting there.
#9- Alice in Wonderland
Mad Hatter: Well, then.
#8- Edward Scissorhands
Edward: And then she showed me the backroom where she took all her clothes off.
#7- Finding Neverland
Sir James: See you later, then.
#6- Ed Wood
Ed Wood: Then, once you're up to speed and cooking...
#5- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Sparrow: Watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you.
#4- Finding Neverland
Sir James: Perhaps you should then.
#3- Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: Well then...
#2- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: So it's you then.
#1- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka: Goodbye, then.
"And that's it. Johnny Depp, everybody knows, is legendary for always saying 'then'."
"Johnny Depp is always using the word 'then'. Probably not more often than any other actor and it can be quite elusive. Have you ever watched a Johnny Depp movie and waited for him to say 'then'? Lots of times he never says it..."
Johnny Depp: We get all our best literature from dreams. Just wake up and write it down.
"But we rounded up the good ones. It's Cinemassacre's Top 10 Moments Johnny Depp Says 'Then'."
#10- Ed Wood
Bela Lugosi: I'm not getting near that goddamn thing. One of them burned me in "The Return of Chandu".
Ed Wood: Alright, then, you'll be sitting there.
#9- Alice in Wonderland
Mad Hatter: Well, then.
#8- Edward Scissorhands
Edward: And then she showed me the backroom where she took all her clothes off.
#7- Finding Neverland
Sir James: See you later, then.
#6- Ed Wood
Ed Wood: Then, once you're up to speed and cooking...
#5- Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack Sparrow: Watching me sail away on my ship, and then I'll shout the name back to you.
#4- Finding Neverland
Sir James: Perhaps you should then.
#3- Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: Well then...
#2- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Jack Sparrow: So it's you then.
#1- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka: Goodbye, then.
"And that's it. Johnny Depp, everybody knows, is legendary for always saying 'then'."
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