British Comedy: Men Behaving Badly

Years: 1992-1998
Broadcaster: ITV (Thames) / BBC
Genre: Sitcom
Written by: Simon Nye
Stars: Martin Clunes, Neil Morrissey
Episodes: 42
Episode Average: 8.415*

BEST EPISODES:
Bed (1994), Pornography (1995)

*including specials

SERIES ONE

(1992)
6 episodes
Series Score: 43
Episode Average: 7.17
Perfect 10's: 0

S1E1

INTRUDERS

Originally broadcast: 18 February 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dermot's warned against spending a penny of a surprise windfall, Gary tries to work out how best to dump Dorothy, and a pretty blonde moves into the flat upstairs.

"I let you take my bollocks out last week, it left a nasty taste in my mouth."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S1E2

THE BET

Originally broadcast: 25 February 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy starts seeing someone from work, Dermot challenges Gary to a game of chess with opera tickets at stake, and George finds himself handcuffed in the office.

"We've all been having some wine, can I offer you a glass of urine?"

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S1E3

ALARMS AND SETBACKS

Originally broadcast: 3 March 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary decides to switch his attentions to Deborah, Dermot goes to see Dorothy at the hospital, and fitting an alarm proves to be a lot more difficult than expected.

"You're always saying you're in love with people, you said it to Les once."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E4

ANIMALS

Originally broadcast: 10 March 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dermot bumps into an ex-girlfriend's sister who used to fancy him, Gary suggests an open relationship to Dorothy, and Deborah's confused as to why she been asked downstairs.

"I'm just a little bit surprised that you wouldn't say no if King Juan Carlos of Spain asked you back to his place for a game of bury the sausage."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S1E5

SEX & VIOLENCE

Originally broadcast: 17 March 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Deborah splits with her boyfriend when he sleeps with another woman, Gary makes a fool of himself after seeing Dorothy with another man, and Dermot's plans for a romantic evening go a little off-course.

"Ah, waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Come to think of it, there's something pretty super in my fly as well"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S1E6

MY BRILLIANT CAREER

Originally broadcast: 24 March 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dermot get sacked from the toy department after dangling a customer, Gary considers moving to a better job, and Anthea gets a little carried away during an impromptu game of charades.

"I'd already had a written warning for calling another one a stunted little turd."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

SERIES TWO

(1992)
6 episodes
Series Score: 48
Episode Average: 8.0
Perfect 10's: 1

S2E1

GARY & TONY

Originally broadcast: 8 September 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dermot meets the woman of his dreams while on holiday, Anthea's demand for a pay rise causes problems in the office, and Gary advertises for a new flatmate.

"So, you've sent out a letter to a major client that ends... 'Give the slimy git the usual fob-off. Yours with the deepest contempt, blah blah. George, do you have to poke around in your ears while I'm dictating?'"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E2

RENT BOY

Originally broadcast: 15 September 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary worries about his new flatmate's sexual preferences, Tony's business turns out to be less impressive than first thought, and Deborah needs a letter from a German friend translating.

"No, I was gonna go home and then you two started discussing which beer turned your urine blue, and I lost the will to live."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 6

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S2E3

HOW TO DUMP YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Originally broadcast: 22 September 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary tries to explain his complicated cleaning rota, Deborah has two men trying to look after her while she's ill, and Tony tries to find a way to get rid of his girlfriend.

"You must be serious about her, I wouldn't chase after Deborah if I had a gorgeous girlfriend."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S2E4

TROUBLESOME TWELVE INCH

Originally broadcast: 29 September 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

George and Anthea prepare for a trip to the bank, Gary discovers that a record in the flat might be of value, and Tony buys Deborah some perfume to win her over.

"Go on, it won't hurt you, or has Les got his dandruff again? Gives a whole new meaning to 'puts some head on it', doesn't it?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S2E5

GOING NOWHERE

Originally broadcast: 6 October 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony's proud of an old Transit van he's bought from Nev, Gary and Deborah get stuck in a broken down lift, and Dorothy explains why the third anniversary might be the last.

"Oh, you don't want to muck around with a divorcee. All those kids running around on a Sunday morning, just as you fancy a bit of parallel parking."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S2E6

PEOPLE BEHAVING IRRITATINGLY

Originally broadcast: 13 October 1992
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony's brother and his girlfriend come to visit, vandalism of Barry White's face sends Gary into a rage, and bridges have to be rebuilt with the chance of a free holiday to Spain.

"Oh god. Look, don't stand on ceremony, just pop 'er over the cooker and chuck one up 'er."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

SERIES THREE

(1994)
6 episodes
Series Score: 50
Episode Average: 8.33
Perfect 10's: 1

S3E1

LOVERS

Originally broadcast: 1 July 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary's shocked to learn that even George has had more sexual partners than him, Dorothy's far from amused at the pub quiz questions, and Tony goes to great heights to impress the newly single Deborah.

"I'd like to have you up against the wall, Gary."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E2

BED

Originally broadcast: 8 July 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony tries to get in the good books by fixing the fence on a windy night, Dorothy has indigestion and sends Gary to the all-night chemist, and Deborah loses her job at the restaurant.

"What's wrong with you? We always have sex after I've cooked for us. That's why I do it."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S3E3

CASUALTIES

Originally broadcast: 15 July 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony tries desperately to put off potential buyers of Deborah's flat, Gary promises to stop lying in an effort to save his relationship, and George is taken to hospital after having an accident at work.

"Well, you're not narrow-minded are you? Only when Tony and I make love in the garden, he tends to scream a bit. Don't you, Tony?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E4

WEEKEND

Originally broadcast: 22 July 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony gets a new job working behind the bar, Dorothy insists on a weekend away in the country, and Deborah's new estate agent boyfriend isn't popular with everyone.

"Um, anyone under 18 must produce a false ID. A lady should be addressed as 'Madam', blokes as 'Mate'. And don't clean the glasses with spit... Unless you really have to."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S3E5

CLEANING LADY

Originally broadcast: 29 July 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony gets a job as a male model in the hope of getting more respect, Dorothy shows her disgust at the state of the flat, and Gary tries to hide the gorgeous truth about the new cleaning lady.

"Too bad you've already got a motto... 'I drink beer therefore I talk bollocks'."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

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S3E6

MARRIAGE

Originally broadcast: 5 August 1994
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary panics after proposing to Dorothy while drunk, Anthea records herself reading almost silently, and Tony plants a listening device in Deborah's flat.

"Oh well. You can't make an omelette without breaking wind."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

SERIES FOUR

(1995)
7 episodes
Series Score: 63
Episode Average: 9.0
Perfect 10's: 3

S4E1

BABIES

Originally broadcast: 25 May 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

The idea of getting married gives Gary nightmares, Deborah gives Tony her flat key so he can let the boiler repairman in, and Dorothy explores the idea of having a baby.

"Ah, look, I know we won't get there straight away, but the way I see conception is it's like a coconut shy. If you chuck enough balls at enough coconuts, you win a fish."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E2

INFIDELITY

Originally broadcast: 1 June 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Deborah tells Tony what she finds most annoying about him, Gary decides to launch a surveillance operation after reading an article in a magazine, and a Happy Companion makes everyone grumpy.

"Oh, Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim. Tim, again. Why don't you just call Tim up and ask him over? Perhaps you'd like to jiggle around on Tim's todger while I bring a selection of tasty snacks and dips."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E3

PORNOGRAPHY

Originally broadcast: 8 June 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony's new girlfriend gives him an ultimatum about his porn collection, Gary asks Deborah for advice about moving on from Dorothy, and the dinner party upstairs has a gatecrasher.

"Tony, mate. How can I put this? Take your joy... and your fun... and bugger off!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E4

THREE GIRLFRIENDS

Originally broadcast: 22 June 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary's dad invites himself to stay on Father's Day, Tony has three girls on the go at the same time, and Dorothy announces that she's getting engaged to Jamie.

"What is it with parents? They're always making tea. 'Anyone fancy a top-up?' 'Anyone fancy a cuppa?' 'I'll just put the kettle on before me bladder falls below the three gallon level'."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E5

DRUNK

Originally broadcast: 29 June 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy heads back to the flat to cook a celebration meal, Les asks for opinions on a selection of guest lagers, and Tony comes up with a plan to get Deborah into bed.

"You see, I've been studying the shoulder-stats, and this'll tickle you, Les. You've got to go all the way back to West Ham for a diagonal counter-rabbit."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S4E6

IN BED WITH DOROTHY

Originally broadcast: 6 July 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy needs rest after having her appendix removed, Gary puts together an activity centre to keep her occupied, and Tony doesn't want anyone to know that he needs to wear glasses.

"Oh, she's a little bit off-colour. Mind you, she just had had a rather large organ taken out of her body. Not for the first time either."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S4E7

PLAYING AWAY

Originally broadcast: 13 July 1995
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary and Deborah go on a creative writing weekend, Tony tries to remove a troublesome tooth, and Dorothy goes a little too far when helping to ease the pain.

"Well, maybe you should have thought about that last night when you were whispering sweet nothings to me like, 'Blimey, this is a turn up for the books!'"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

SERIES FIVE

(1996)
7 episodes
Series Score: 61
Episode Average: 8.71
Perfect 10's: 1

S5E1

HAIR

Originally broadcast: 20 June 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy forces Gary to make a choice about who he wants to live with, Tony talks about his experiences busking around Europe, and Deborah's not in the mood to think about facial hair.

"Hey, I'll tell you one thing about the French women, though... You know they don't shave under their arms? Well I met this bird in a bar in Paris, right, and the hair under her arms was so long, she put it in a bun!"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 3
TOTAL: 7

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S5E2

THE GOOD PUB GUIDE

Originally broadcast: 27 June 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Panic takes over when news comes in of changes at The Crown, Tony tries to impress Deborah by showing an interest in astrology, and the local pubs are scored on the essentials that make a good local.

"You don't think it makes the room look too... toilety?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S5E3

COWARDICE

Originally broadcast: 4 July 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Deborah's sexual preferences come under the spotlight, Gary's impatience leaves him facing accusations of being a wimp, and Tony gets back behind the bar at The Crown.

"So, how are you two lesbians? Ladians, uh... ladies."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S5E4

YOUR MATE V YOUR BIRD

Originally broadcast: 11 July 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary has nightmares about turning three into two, Anthea suggests entering a five-a-side football tournament, and Tony reads a tip about home made tattoos.

"Isn't it a bit early for surfing?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 9

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S5E5

CARDIGAN

Originally broadcast: 18 July 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary worries that he's turning into George, Deborah starts hanging around with students after starting a degree course, and Ken provides directions to a rave in the country.

"Gary, don't take this the wrong way, mate, but you're dressed like an arse."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

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S5E6

RICH AND FAT

Originally broadcast: 25 July 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary's bank account proves not to be as empty as he's been making out, Dorothy insists on a charitable donation for the hospital, and Tony tries to go on a diet after comments about his weight.

"Flexible bloody friend, my knob!"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S5E7

HOME MADE SAUNA

Originally broadcast: 1 August 1996
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony sets about converting the garden into something fit for his perfect woman, Dorothy and Deborah go away on a yachting weekend, and Gary gets a wierd feeling in his gut after a barbecue.

"And you reckon she'll still feel sexy lying basically in a warm shed?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 9

SERIES SIX

(1997)
6 episodes
Series Score: 52
Episode Average: 8.67
Perfect 10's: 2

S6E1

STAG NIGHT

Originally broadcast: 6 November 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary and Dorothy decide to get married, Tony gets right into the action when he starts a birthing pool business, and paying for sex puts a spanner in the works.

"Well, if it's any consolation, I think she was just as surprised as you to see you'd wedged your briefcase in her cleavage."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S6E2

WEDDING

Originally broadcast: 13 November 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Gary wants to call of the wedding because he hasn't slept with enough women, Tony forces Deborah to sign a promise that she'll sleep with him, and the ceremony has to be put on hold when the registrar is taken ill.

"I was just wondering what colour your bush is."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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S6E3

JEALOUSY

Originally broadcast: 20 November 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

The four go away to stay in a caravan, Gary gets desperate when Dorothy tries to force him to give up smoking, and two fellow campers send Tony into a jealous rage.

"When did you dad ever say 'Ooh, don't stop, I feel like a king'?"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S6E4

WATCHING TV

Originally broadcast: 27 November 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Tony annoys the others by silly questions during an episode of Star Trek, a suggestion to play games backfires, and Gary comes up with a ploy to get free pizza.

"No, I mean, if you stayed at home all day with Felicity Kendal, you wouldn't let her out of bed would you? You'd say 'bugger broccoli, I'm staying upstairs in bed and playing with these puppies'.

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S6E5

TEN

Originally broadcast: 4 December 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy leaves her young nephew in the care of Gary and Tony, a trip to the totty doctor provides flirting opportunities, and Tony tries to make a good impression when he meets Deborah's mum.

"Ignore him, he's being a mongoose."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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S6E6

SOFA

Originally broadcast: 11 December 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy insists on replacing the knackered old sofa, Tony wakes up to discover that he's bought a snake from a bloke in the pub, and Gary digs about for old memories.

"You had to rebel, didn't you? 'Ban the Whale!' No, no, I mean... 'Save the Whale!'"

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

COMIC RELIEF SPECIAL

(1997)

SPECIAL

MEN BEHAVING VERY BADLY INDEED

Originally broadcast: 14 March 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Letters to Kylie Minogue need some fine tuning, a Dutch woman confesses to crashing into Tony's van, and a judgement needs to be made on two lager can sculptures.

"You're supposed to run pigeons over! That's what they're for!
They enjoy it!"

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

(1997)

SPECIAL

JINGLE B***S!

Originally broadcast: 25 December 1997
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy and Deborah are left disappointed with what Santa's left under the tree, Gary thinks the turkey may not be crispy enough, and Tony's reacts badly to accusations of being too clingy.

"Uh, hello, Mum. Merry... um, whathaveyou. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got a... a... weight paper, weighty paper, to weigh down paper, and, um... a jacky from Dorothet."

HOLY GODIVA 3 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 7

SPECIALS

THE FINAL TRILOGY
(1998)

SPECIAL

PERFORMANCE

Originally broadcast: 25 December 1998
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Dorothy and Gary announce that they're going to try for a baby, Tony's sense of competition puts Deborah in hospital, and Ken hosts a karaoke night at The Crown.

"Hey, wouldn't it be weird if a woman could be made pregnant by a penguin? Imagine it, half human, half penguin... Pengman."

HOLY GODIVA 4 - ONION JACK 4
TOTAL: 8

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SPECIAL

GARY IN LOVE

Originally broadcast: 26 December 1998
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

A conference in Worthing turns into an excuse for a winter break, Dorothy tells Deborah she thinks she might be pregnant, and Gary falls in love with another woman.

"Alright, but you must stay and file my fish."

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

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SPECIAL

DELIVERY

Originally broadcast: 28 December 1998
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

Deborah doesn't like anything about the new more grown-up Tony, George and Anthea refuse to accept that the office is closing, and Gary rushes home to knock out the midwife.

"What's up? You seem a bit down in the dumps. Have you got the painters in?"

HOLY GODIVA 5 - ONION JACK 5
TOTAL: 10

COMIC RELIEF SPECIAL

(1999)

SPECIAL

THE NAUGHTY BOYS

Originally broadcast: 23 March 1999
Directed by: Martin Dennis
Written by: Simon Nye

A long lost pilot for a sixties version of the show.

"Interesting shirt, Toby. Is it psychedelic? Or have you just
been sick down it?"

STAND UP TO CANCER & FEELING NUTS
COMEDY NIGHT SPECIAL

(2014)

SPECIAL

STAND UP TO CANCER & FEELING NUTS
COMEDY NIGHT SPECIAL

Originally broadcast: 17 October 2014

Gary sees something disturbing while looking on the internet, Tony suggests that online dating can work, and suggestions of a successful connection are met with ridicule.

"'Do you mix concrete for a living cos you're making me hard'."

GARY STRANG

Played by Martin Clunes
42 episodes (1992-1998)
in... People Behaving Irritatingly (S2E6)



GARY'S CONQUESTS

DOROTHY
Played by Caroline Quentin

CAROL
Played by Elizabeth Carling

SALLY-ANNE
Played by Race Davies

DOROTHY BISHOP

Played by Caroline Quentin
42 episodes (1992-1998)
in... Babies (S4E1)

DEBORAH BURTON

Played by Leslie Ash
42 episodes (1992-1998)
in... Lovers (S3E1)

TONY SMART

Played by Neil Morrissey
36 episodes (1992-1998)
in... Casualties (S3E3)



TONY'S CONQUESTS

PAT
Played by Debra Beaumont

JILL
Played by Allie Byrne

HEATHER
Played by Deborah Sheridan-Taylor

IMOGEN
Played by Natalie Roles

SYLVIA
Played by Sophie Lawrence

DOROTHY
Played by Caroline Quentin

DEBORAH
Played by Leslie Ash

GEORGE

Played by Ian Lindsay
25 episodes (1992-1998)
in... Alarms and Setbacks (S1E3)

ANTHEA

Played by Valerie Minifie
25 episodes (1992-1998)
in... Marriage (S3E6)

LES

Played by Dave Atkins
11 episodes (1992-1995)
in... Gary and Tony (S2E1)

KEN

Played by John Thomson
7 episodes (1996-1998)
in... The Good Pub Guide (S5E2)

DERMOT POVEY

Played by Harry Enfield
6 episodes (1992)
in... The Bet (S1E2)