Chuck Norris All-Star Vietnam War Platoon

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "The guy's a one man army, though I'm the original. And he's great with the bow, though I can master that weapon in a day. There's no other soldier I would want on my side killing the enemy than John Rambo. "

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "I like this guy. He's big, he's tough and I depend on him for the expletives. And hey, I love the name."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Every platoon needs one to handle the big explosions. Not just to provide cover or distraction but for the huge fireworks display in the background which makes me look good."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "You play the Russian Roulette on an ordinary soldier and the bastard would wet his pants. But not Nick. The guy could handle pressure and that's a big plus when captured by the enemy."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Yet untried in actual combat but I like what I saw during his boot camp. Bozz is the kind of man who would risk his life for that last second heroics. Hmm, come to think of it, shouldn't I be doing that?"

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Private Gump is not much of a soldier but boy, could the retard run. I mean, really RUN. He'll be valuable in running errands, like picking up ammo and delivering my threads to the dry cleaners."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Taylor could be the voice of conscience when all hell breaks loose, like when I lose it and starts beating the shit out of a captured VC."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Like Taylor, Max would provide reason and sanity and some pep talk, not that we really need that since we're going back to Asia to wipe the Vietcong off the face of the planet. The kid's alright and he's nice to have around, though."

BRADDOCK'S ASSESSMENT: "Just wanted to make sure the Brothers are represented. Maybe, he'll bring his stash with him, that would make for a really wild victory celebration."