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Added by jay-jay on 6 Apr 2012 01:15
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The 10 Worst Drinks in Movie History

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As bad as everything else is on this list, is there anything that can top unfiltered shit straight out of the asshole? No. And while sometimes it might be more solid than liquid, I just imagine it being all one mushy smoothie going down. You know, when I imagine my lips being sewn to a rectum.
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People who added this item 640 Average listal rating (382 ratings) 6.8 IMDB Rating 6.7
Bowl of Puke

I'm starting to sweat again. Get a bunch of your buddies together and take turns puking into a bowl. Now hand it off to some creepy old guy and watch him guzzle it like it was soup. This is so sick it makes me want to physically harm somebody. My body literally doesn't know how to deal with shit like this and I immediately want to lash out and hurt things. I don't deal well with vomit.
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People who added this item 34 Average listal rating (22 ratings) 5.1 IMDB Rating 3.6
Phlegm Funnel

If you haven't seen it - that fat little fucker in the picture above has some serious mucus problems. So much so that he needs some sort of suction contraption to relieve himself. Then he gets pissed off at the dude being held down and makes him drink his latest sample. It's mind-blowing how gross it is.
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People who added this item 4972 Average listal rating (3258 ratings) 6.1 IMDB Rating 7
Semen Beer

Just imagine the way this felt going down. I flipped out last week because one of my buddies dropped a french fry in my beer. Don't know how I would react if he blew a load in it.
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Brewed Crap

I've never had a cup of coffee in my life. Whether or not this scene has something to do with that is unknown. I imagine them tasting quite similar to be honest, and leaving your breath in the exact same state. Yes, this scene has something to do with it.
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People who added this item 4030 Average listal rating (2704 ratings) 6.2 IMDB Rating 7.3
Bottled Piss

I'd be lying if I told you I haven't come close to doing this while recording a JoBlo Movie Podcast. It's one of the many hazards of getting paid to be drunk. If (when) I ever do mistakenly take a swig from the wrong bottle I can guarantee I will have the exact same reaction as Harland here. A facial tick that will probably stay with me for the rest of my life
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People who added this item 457 Average listal rating (314 ratings) 6.3 IMDB Rating 7
Sweatsuit Cocktail

Now we start getting into the bodily fluids. It's all downhill from here. Just watching Preston's extract seep out of the hole near his ass made me gag up my nachos in the theater. By the time Steve-O chugs it I was curled up on the floor, hiding from the horror.
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People who added this item 4651 Average listal rating (3197 ratings) 7 IMDB Rating 7.7
Spoiled Milk

This is the only thing on the list I've actually tasted. It sucks. It literally changed the way I deal with food for the rest of my life. If anything, ANYTHING, I eat comes within 4 or 5 days of it's expiry date I slam it in the garbage while screaming "Fuck that!". My grocery bill is borderline ridiculous.
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People who added this item 2845 Average listal rating (1840 ratings) 7.4 IMDB Rating 8.1
Raw Eggs

Just cracking an egg grossing me out once in a while (depending on how hung over I am). Dumping a shitload of them in a glass and pounding them first thing in the morning would surely send me into a rage of vomit. Unless I added vodka

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People who added this item 1961 Average listal rating (1262 ratings) 6 IMDB Rating 6.6

For all I know this could be the best tasting drink in the world, I've never tried it. The reason it takes a spot on this list is because (in this film, at least) it makes you make out with your sister. And even though your sister might be smoking hot, you're definitely going to regret this in the morning.
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I gagged no less than a dozen times while making this list. Some of the clips I had to watch to get pictures are fused into my brain now and I'll never get to live without them. So, if you don't like spoiled food, or the thought of drinking urine, or tasting semen..... you might want to skip this one. And the poop....... so much poop. Let's do this before I lose my shit again.

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