Game reviews

Rule of Rose
Reviewed by ape
Underage lesbian children. Good, now that I’ve gotten the attention of every pervert on the internet, let’s continue. Before I really start this review I just wanted to touch on why this game was banned in a few European countries. The ... More

Metroid Prime
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Time to be totally honest here: the underdog turns out to be an all-time classic. Metroid Prime, surrounded by so many rumours about development troubles, is nothing short of a breath-taking experience. We would even go as far as mention it... More

Hell's Kitchen: The Game
Reviewed by Zozoulini
I'm always hungry for new gaming experiences and I like tasting all genre of games I can find on the menu. Somewhere on the Web, I saw screenshots of Hell's Kitchen: The Game and it seemed to be an interesting dish, although I believe that ... More

Silent Hill
Reviewed by ape
Though it wasn’t the first in the genre, for years Resident Evil was known as THE survival horror game. A few companies made Resident Evil clones in hopes of cashing in on this hot new genre, but they all fell short of reaching the succes... More

Star Wars: X-Wing vs. TIE Fighter
Reviewed by Seaworth
This is by far the best combat flight simulator game that I've ever played. Lucasarts hit it big with this title. A variety of Spacecraft to pilot, each with their own arsenals, strengths and weaknesses with an even greater compliment of... More

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad
Reviewed by ape
I’m one of those people that would much rather watch a cheesy, straight to video, low-budget B-movie than a multi-million dollar box office blockbuster...So, when I first heard of Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, I smiled. I figured the... More

Resident Evil 0
Reviewed by Derron
This isn't the best RE game, but it certainly comes close. This was the last game using the rather robotic gameplay engine before RE 4 rolled around and stomped the series into new ground. But this was definitely the best use of the engine ... More

Gears of War
Reviewed by VierasTalo
Kunnollisten toimintapelien teko on vaikeaa suuremmalla mittakaavalla, sillä ihmiset eivät jaksa jauhaa samaa asiaa jatkuvasti. Jos toimintapelissä on tietty kaava, joka toistuu taistelusta toiseen, ei sitä yleensä kovin pitkään pyst... More

Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Reviewed by Seaworth
I'm no hero... Never was. I'm just an old killer... After playing Metal Gear Solid 2, 3 and Portable Ops in rapid succession over the summer, I found myself with the need to seek out and play Metal Gear Solid 4. The continuation of the ep... More

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Reviewed by SirGolbez
The original Castlevania: Symphony of the Night was possibly one of my fondest memories of the Playstation era. Before this installment, I had never been a huge fan of Castlevania, the series to me allways came across as, at best, just ano... More

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
Reviewed by Loyal-T
I first played through Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway on the Xbox 360 and felt shockingly indifferent towards the whole thing. I had been awaiting the arrival of the game since it was first announced, and that slow-build of anticipation c... More

Left 4 Dead
Reviewed by pamela voorhees
I'm not one to play video games as crazy as this, but i am into watching my band mates play this game and i have had well over 100 hours time watching the destruction both on their side and the zombies and i have to say this is the best gam... More

John Woo Presents Stranglehold
Reviewed by Heracles
If you are a fan of bullet time then this is the perfect game for you. Stranglehold reminds me of an East Asian Max Payne. Chow Yun-Fat reprises his role as the cop named Tequila from Hard Boiled and the scene is set in the back alleys and ... More

Prototype
Reviewed by ape
Every now and again, I find myself playing a game where my first thoughts are, “This game is pretty awesome.” Sometimes, those thoughts never leave...And other times, like while I played Prototype, those thoughts slowly fade away. I sti... More

Mass Effect
Reviewed by VierasTalo
Mass Effect is in many ways the perfect action RPG. It's a roleplaying game in the sense that you delve into your own character, build him or her as you wish, and act as you would in your character. The action is, according to some, just st... More

Mega Man
Reviewed by ape
Mega Man is one of the very few stars of the 8-bit generation to still be an active character in the ol’ video game community, with the newest Mega Man title, Mega Man 9 being released on all three current consoles; Playstation 3, Xbox 36... More

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Reviewed by Loyal-T
Hype can do one of two things for a highly anticipated upcoming title. It can spark interest in a game that no one really cared about beforehand, or it can increase buyers' expectations to a level that, no matter how good or great the produ... More

Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare
Reviewed by Loyal-T
Let me forewarn all of you who will eventually read this review: I'm not a Modern Warfare fanboy. If anything, I much prefer Treyarch's World at War to Infinity Ward's overrated entry in the Call of Duty canon. But before I jump head-first ... More