Game reviews

Final Fantasy VIII
Reviewed by Seaworth
I eagerly awaited this title. Seriously, after the bliss injection of VII this was all I imagined. I had a wanker mate who told me this game was the story of Cid Highwind returning from his 2nd journey into space, along for the ride was the... More

Grand Theft Auto IV
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Critics are hailing the release of Grand Theft Auto IV as the second coming of Christ. Big fat tens all around and hardly a spot of complaint around. Fair? Yes and no. Like almost any other game out there, GTA IV still has stuff to dislike,... More

Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Zack & Wiki is truly one of the most original games on the Nintendo Wii system. Where even Nintendo takes old franchise like Mario and adds little to the new version that has to do with the revolutionairy control system the Wii has, Capcom ... More

New Super Mario Bros.
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
To call a new Mario 2D platformer long awaited is an understatement. The last edition, without counting sequels without the classic Mario formula, spin-offs, 3D escapades and what not, was released together with the Super Nintendo, or Super... More

Final Fantasy IX
Reviewed by Seaworth
I don't know what everyones complaining about. Yes, Zidane was a cocksure and Kuja was a nancy but the game had a lot more to it than those two! It took a step-back on the technology part compared to the other PS1 Gens but at least that ... More

Wii Fit (with Wii Balance Board)
Reviewed by GemLil
This 'game' is just like having your own personal trainer. It will calculate you BMI, tell you what type of excercise/routines to take and what level to start them. It allows you to pick a weight loss 'goal' and marks your progress towa... More

Cooking Mama: Cook Off
Reviewed by GemLil
I had to babysit my 10 year old cousin the other week; she bought this game to my house. After about five minutes I had to throw down the wii stick. The object of the game is to cook a meal; ironically my cousin was too busy playing this g... More

Tony Hawk's Proving Ground
Reviewed by GemLil
I was a fan of the Tony Hawk's series until this came along. The tricks are far too complicated to orchestrate on the Wii wand; and the game is too complicated in general. There is no real tutorial level; and I found the game very d... More

Mario Kart Wii
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Mario Kart is a strange phenomenon. Especially in Europe, the game is insanely popular, yet most fans have a thing or two to complain about. Mario Kart 64 wasn’t up to scratch, Double Dash wasn’t up to scratch, Mario Kart DS online was ... More

The World Ends With You
Reviewed by Kita
Given Ninja Gaiden is a spectacular game, this game is, by far, the best game I've played in years! Collecting outfits, food items to boost stats, fusing with your partner for stronger attacks. This game gives you a feeling of total inter... More

Wii Sports
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Wii Sports is on the forefront of the new generation of gaming according to Nintendo - simple fun everyone can participate it - even your mother, sister or aunt. Gamers out for guns and blood can laugh about the simple premise of this g... More

Uru: Ages Beyond Myst
Reviewed by WyrmSlayer
What a stupid idiotic game. First of all the graphics are poor, the make-your-own character bonus is nothing special and your person looks cheesy. The gameplay is horrible, even though it has a 'better' third-person feature, you can get st... More

Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
Reviewed by Seaworth
I was there at the beginning when Final Fantasy VII was first released. The game is by far the best game I've ever played. One of the weaker aspects of the game fall under the title: 'Characters I don't care about.' This should be reserv... More

Super Mario Sunshine
Reviewed by Prelude
Being a mario fan for life, I knew I was going to have to get Sunshine for my Gamecube, despite some of the poor reviews I read. And to be honest, at first, I tried it for about 20 minutes and was rather disappointed. The water canon / ... More

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter
Reviewed by Moz La Punk
Tom Clancy’s Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter (what a name! we’ll call it GRAW from here on) might be a fairly bad game on most consoles, but on the Xbox 360 it shines. We’ll tell you why in our review. We can bore you with... More

Marble Madness
Reviewed by SuperSpongy
"Madness" would be an understatement. This was one of the early NES games that you tried the first level, were lulled into a false sense of skill, and then you found out that this is one of the toughest and most frustrating games out the... More

Final Fantasy XII
Reviewed by ANBU Sasaki
When I finished Final Fantasy X-2, I thought it was time to say good-bye to Final Fantasy. It's not that the game was bad, but the lack of genuine spirit of the series, flat characterization and rather thin story made me think that perhaps... More

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Reviewed by Devious Phenomenon
Lol, a cartoony link? who would've thought such an odd concept be so cool. Wind Waker is awesome, with more tactics, problem solving, thinking and coordination, this game takes the cake compared to what i thought it would be. I didn't se... More