Zemanovaload (2005) (Zemanovaload)

John Davies is an odd-ball. He writes gags. But his whole life is a joke. He has multiple Obsessive Compulsive Disorders. When his model girlfriend leaves him, he vows to exact revenge in the only way possible. He'll replace her with the best looking woman on the planet. A girl so unbelievable, you want to clap when she walks in the room. An internet search tells him that the world's most downloaded woman is Czech model Veronika Zemanova. The movie follows John's dysfunctional life as he tries to overcome his old obsessions in order to meet his latest obsession - Veronika.