Terrifier (2016) update feed
" Confirmed unfunny kills: 13 deaths 10 men 4 women No, I don’t count Art the Clown, because that mother **** may never die. Most ickiest death: Dawn, and pretty much everyone else. Running puking time: 88 disgusting mins Number of very lucky: 10 Number of pranks per minute: 6.4 Survivor Victoria and Art the Clown, because we should only be lucky. God, I hate killer clowns."
"Why?: Since Art the Clown, can pretty much not be killed it would be interesting to see him fair in Moral Kombat. Plus, Art would love to be acceptable as a combatant! He gets to do what he loves. Maim people! Plus, Art vs. Freddy!"
"Clowns are just the worse. It’s no laughing matter."
"Balls out, no frills slasher goodness. Make no mistake, this is a b-movie at its core but it embraces that with morbid glee as it brings us the unfortunate souls that cross paths with Art the Clown, a psychotic harlequin who might be more than he appears to be. "