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Stretchmarks on breasts are also quite common in young ladies, but here as well as strechtmarks she has hair on her chest clearly visible !

Com'on Sarah !!!
Robyn Tunney never showed a nice couple, the actress still has a beautiful face but her tits were floppy even when she was young (see Supernova, the movie), time passes and she continues to show it, sooner or later her boobies will crawl on the ground...

Com'on Robyn !
White nights or too much vodka ? Terrible hair dyed and make-up even worse, you're no longer the America's girlfriend ! So you look perfectly for the next movie about Blair Witch...

Com'on Heather !
Lots of strechmarks on your breast (fake), a bad dress and you boast too...

Com'on Gloria
In Italian we used to say "having the pine cones on the head" referring to a person with mental issues...excuse me for the nipple...I really put my attention on cones only !

Com'on Lily !
Being thin and be an excellent actress is beautiful ! But showing the hole in the sternum is absolutely horrible and inelegant to me. Fat is bad, anorexia is bad too...

Com'on Natalie !
Donatella's "Jungle dress" times are gone, almost 50 Jenny from the Block is still beautiful, but she exaggerates with clothes that leave little to our imagination and tons of gold powder to reflect flashlights...ready for Goldfinger remake.

Com'on J-Lo !
Live Aid performarce : was she intentionally sung off the key ? I just saw a couple of her gigs in the 80's, and she sung flat, a lot...but people loved it!
After 30 years, she's still touring and she's still singing flat.

Com'on Sade !
As already mentioned : showing stretchmarks and cellulite holes isn't a problem...but dirty boots !

Com'on Tanya !

What if The Mass. Patriot was editor of a celebrity gossip magazine.

Its' time for a serious self inspection !

This list is just a joke, I don't want to offend anyone and I love the celebrities I've listed !

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