My God, It's Summer Already?

Cruel Summer
The title alone says it all. Summer, where I live, is a cruel, merciless bitch.

In the Summertime
When it's summer, you can count on this song being in at least one advertisement. A nice little "Fuck You!" it is.

Summertime Blues
There are blues, of course, but also reds - as in seeing red.

We don't get too many of these breezes. I wish we did.

Summer Lovin'
Ah, "Summer Lovin'", the title that sounds like a sick joke.

Summer in the City
Do you want to know what is more brutal than summer in the city? Summer in the suburb! (Specifically the one in which I live.)
Anger, depression, psychosis - all in one day, every day! And it's not just in my mind - the whole fucking metro area seems to lose it!

If I remember correctly, the Summer in this film is as nasty as a Phoenix summer. Nice touch having Zooey Deschanel as the titular nasty bitch.

Actually, my reality would be different. In my reality, she would probably grab my balls and crush them.