My Favorite Movie Quotes

Jules to Vincent: "Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit."

Jules: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

Marsellus Wallace: "This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here."

Jules to Vincent: "Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!"

Connor MacLeod: "I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."

Apone: "All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the Corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the Corps!"

Edward Cole: "Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."

Elwood: "We're on a mission from God."

Cyril Bench: "One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"

Ordell Robbie: "AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes."

Josh Randall: "What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?"

Tyler Durden: "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?"

Tyler Durden: "Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."

Slevin: "I have ataraxia."
Lindsey: "Ataraxia?"
Slevin: "It's a condition characterized by freedom from worry or any other pre-occupation really."

Lindsey: "I'm short for my height."

Slevin: "I'm not gay."
Brikowski: "I'm a cop."
Slevin: "Well, I'm not a robber if you catch my drift."

Ace Ventura: "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."

George Jung: "The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance."


George Jung: "We invented the market place. In fact, if you snorted cocaine in the late 1970's or early 80's, there was an 85% chance it came from us."