Random movie quotes...

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking.
"Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement
I kind of lost track myself.
But being as this is a .44 Magnum,
the most powerful handgun in the world,
and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:
Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[Approaching a column of grey-clad cavalry]

Tuco: God's with us because he hates the Yanks too!

[Officer pats the grey dust from his blue uniform.]

Blondie: God's not on our side because he hates idiots also!

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.

Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy. [laughs]

Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?

Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?

Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.

Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?

Henry Hill: Jus...

Tommy DeVito: What?

Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.

Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how,
I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?

Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me?
Tell me, tell me what's funny!

Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker!
I almost had him, I almost had him.
Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking?
I wonder about you sometimes, Henry.
You may fold under questioning.

Ken: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny.
I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt.
You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt.
And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry: [furious] Leave my kids fucking out of it!
What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken: I retracted it, didn't I?

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

Brett: What?

Jules: What country you from?

Brett: What?

Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?

Brett: What?

Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!

Brett: Yes!

Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!

Brett: What, I-?

Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker.
Say what one more goddamn time.

Brett: He's b-b-black...

Jules: Go on.

Brett: He's bald...

Jules: Does he look like a bitch?

Brett: What?

[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]

Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

Brett: No!

Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

Brett: I didn't.

Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Edward Dalton: Is this place safe?

Elvis: Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Evey Hammond: [watching a news report about Prothero's death] V, yesterday I couldn't find my ID. You didn't take it, did you?

V: Would you prefer a lie or the truth?

Evey Hammond: Did you have anything to do with... that?

V: Yes, I killed him.

Evey Hammond: You...? Oh god.

V: You're upset.

Evey Hammond: I'm upset? You just said you killed Lewis Prothero!

V: I might have killed the fingerman who attacked you, but I heard no objection then.

Evey Hammond: What?

V: Violence can be used for good.
Evey Hammond: What are you talking about?

V: Justice.

Evey Hammond: Oh. And are you going to kill more people?

V: Yes.