Films that would be a pain for me to watch in 4D

By the time the fake Arnold says "The worst is over", all the chairs will rumble; some might even fall off and tumble over the others. Bits of the ceiling may react to the quake and break off, and the seats would be shaking so hard that I could vomit. From the back of the cinema, a flood will spread out, getting us all wet. Some of us may even die.

The audience will be covered in piss, crap, puke, mucus, the works! The air will also be filled with unintentionally poisonous fart gas.

All the flashy stuff will make your head explode if you wore glasses! Coins would fall from the sky, which can be a good thing because it will earn you a dead Ex's cash, but a bad thing because it's going to fall on your head.

Explosions will shake the cinema; some of the people watching it may get sickened. Some fireworks will come out of the walls to represent some explosions, but they will not affect anything. Gunshots will fire out of the walls, not hitting anything but targets. After the second instance of dog humping, gay dog semen will be shot out from behind each seat, and every time a robot farts, fire will come out of the ceiling and the bad smell of robot fumes will spray the whole cinema.

The stink of sardines would fill the cinema at the beginning. Later, the air pollution would stop and food would fall out of the ceiling until the end. I would get so addicted that I would eat and eat and eat. It will be so delicious that I will become obese and still be asking for more. But then I would end up in hospital if my craving doesn't stop.

Explosions will shake the chairs, and drops of Bumblebee's piss might get the audience wet.

Fake blood and guts will splatter over the audience, and fake body parts will fall down. And at the end, the audience will be forced to "play a game" with Jigsaw - only with plastic saws. The plastic saws won't cut their legs off, but the traps will still leave more than a mark.

The temperature will be below −80°C and fake snow might drop on the audience in blizzards or when Mumble's feet get a close-up as he kicks some snow with his tap dance, the smell of fish might cover the cinema, moments involving slashing will cause the ushers to pour a bucket of freezing cold water on your head. Side effects will include frostbite and death by freezing.