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Added by charismatic on 13 Jan 2014 10:23

Dumbest Quotes

"I say I'm Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin all wrapped up into one. If I die early ... I'll be just like those guys."

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

~Dennis Rodman
"I is what I is and I'm not changing."

~Paula Deen
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

~Brooke Shields
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

~Christina Aguilera
"Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her...I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this...Yes, a blob! But now she's starting to have a personality...I'm conscious that I have to make sure I don't ignore her needs, just because I think the others are more vulnerable."

~Angelina Jolie
"The biggest misconception is probably that I don't have my head in the right place."

"I don't think people should do anything to be popular. But maybe within reason they can step out of their comfort zones and do things to be more 'accessible'. Like taking drugs or drinking heavily to be cool."

"I was not drinking nor do I drink."

~Lindsay Lohan
"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

~Kim Kardashian
"It's kind of hard to balance school and work sometimes. But sometimes, like, if I'm going to the White House and I'm in there doing a tour and stuff, that's like school."

“Sunday comes after Saturday? Weird.”

“I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

“I have a swagger coach that helps me and teaches me different swaggerific things to do.”

~Justin Bieber
"I'm living proof blondes are not stupid."

"Wal-Mart... do they like make walls there?"

"What's a soup kitchen?"

"There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon."

~Paris Hilton
“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

~Tara Reid
"Whatever happened in the past, hopefully it`s over."

~Donovan McNabb
"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken by the Sea."

"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."

~Jessica Simpson
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

~George Gobel
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."

"You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know."

~Lou Duva
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."

~Fran Lebowitz
"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding."

~Mickey Rivers
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."

~Jason Kidd
"I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

~Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."

~Yogi Berra
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

~Greg Norman
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."

~Bob Dole
"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

~Winston Bennett
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

"I am for the death penalty. Who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time."

"I would rather start out somewhere small, like London or England.”

~Britney Spears
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

"Even Napoleon had his Watergate."

~Danny Ozark
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

~Jacques Le Blanc
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

~George Rogers
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

~Mariah Carey

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