That Don't Impress Me Much!

Well, I actually went to the cinema to see this one and the following (after which I couldn't face the third!) because I was trying to force me to like it.
The story might be good but there are way too many characters and the movies are way too long for my tastes.
Viggo Mortensen's the only good thing in it!

(Trying to read the book was even worse, I gave up after 10 chapters.. and you know how many more chapters are in it!)

Same as above!

Another too long movie that can't keep my attention for the whole duration. I also remember the story was quite confused with many flashbacks and flashforwards; plus it is too colorful and happy and wise for me.

I think this is a pointless movie. You can't tell that it's not well directed or that the actors weren't good or anything.. it's just that I was watching it and I was like "Ok.. so what's the point?"
I also don't like when there is a storyteller voice during a movie, it distracts me.
The refletcion in the end about the "failure" of the hippy culture was interesting to be honest,but it arrived after 1,5 hours of nonsense (that didn't even make me laugh).

I think this movie is super overrated. Everyone thinks it's sooo creepy because there are an ugly bunny and a boy who has nightmares & premonitions but well.. it's nothing more than a common horror/catastrophic movie.
Plus I can't stand everyone constantly mentioning the quote "why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" like it's the deepest thing ever.. what a bore!

I will always remember it because it's been the only time I fell asleep at the cinema, so this might give you a hint of what I think about "Avatar". I think its success was just a worldwide misunderstanding.

I'm not sure that everyone actually loves this, but it has a lot of credit among the horror-passionates. I felt like throwing away 2 hours of my life! It could have had sense when it was told to be a true story, but now that we know it isn't, what remains is just a bad directed "documentary" with trembling shots.

I couldn't understand who was this movie made for. Some sex scenes and jokes hinted that it was for adults, but then a lot of other things were very childish, and both kind of humors don't make me laugh.
Anyway the jokes about him thinking Alice Cooper was a woman were funny, but that's not enough for a whole movie.

I'm a horror fanatic, so I'm supposed to love this.. but I don't. I think it's so gross, the possessed girl's voice sounds like the roar of a tiger and I don't think that seeing someone who vomits is shocking.
It must surely have been shocking when it came out in the early 70s but I think it's one of those films that suffered the elapsing of time.

I know, you're thinking I'm a fucking ignorant for not liking this masterpiece :D But I really don't know what to do with it, my ex-boyfriend is a super fan and he tried to show me "Alien" many times and I always fell asleep!
Anyway I want to give myself another chance, I'll try and watch it again and maybe I will delete it from this list!